Do you ever wonder?

[Saxon_Hart]

Do you ever wonder if any famous people read stories on Lit? Picture George Clooney waxing his carrot while perusing the incest hub? Picture Ellen going knuckles deep looking at the bondage tales? Or how about Danny Devito rubbing one out in chain stories.

 

[LadyVer]

I've thought about this, and I don't doubt there are celebrities who are around here.

 

[HeyAll]

Wow, never thought of that. Personally, I highly doubt it. I just can't imagine anyone so popular coming online to read stories.

 

[JKendallDane]

I know of at least two fans of mine that have semi-celebrity status. One is a well-respected Broadway producer and the other has won three Emmys.

I'm still waiting for fan mail from Elton John or Ricky Martin, though.

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[HeyAll]

I know of at least two fans of mine that have semi-celebrity status. One is a well-respected Broadway producer and the other has won three Emmys.

I'm still waiting for fan mail from Elton John or Ricky Martin, though.

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What story genre were they reading?

 

[JKendallDane]

What story genre were they reading?

Well, since all I write is gay male...



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[HeyAll]

Well I guess that makes sense since we're talking about Broadway.

 

[StrangeTamer]

Any one of the posters here could be a celebrity, or any of the writers could be one too and we'd never know it.

 

[Hypoxia]

I do not wonder about the identities of readers. I cannot know. I have enough other realms of mental masturbation to occupy my time and consciousness. Feh.

But wait! A rule of stage performance is to pick an audience member and direct your emotives at them. So, when you write a story, imagine that you are writing for someone specific. You might write differently if you aimed for Howard Stern rather than Michelle Obama.

 

[SamScribble]

Michelle Obama? There's a name I recognise. But who is this Howard Stern? And would he like my stuff?

 

[J_R_Ashunwhy]

Wow, never thought of that. Personally, I highly doubt it. I just can't imagine anyone so popular coming online to read stories.

...right...because none of those popular, pretty people have ever been caught doing anything naughty before...


Honestly, who cares?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I admire many but am in awe of none. I've met a few celebrities. I have so few fans I discount any praise that comes my way as bull shit.

 

[Hypoxia]

But who is this Howard Stern? And would he like my stuff?

Naw, you're too tame. He keeps a Sybian in his on-air studio for guests. That's a pretty high standard for you to meet.

 

[JKendallDane]

I admire many but am in awe of none. I've met a few celebrities. I have so few fans I discount any praise that comes my way as bull shit.

Don't be so modest, James. Your stories are probably bookmarked on every GOP Prezzie candidate's and VP wannabes iPhones and tablets.

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[MagicaPractica]

I do wonder!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Nope. Never wondered. Never even thought about it. Don't care. If you like my stuff, read it. Votes and/or Comments not required, in some cases you can't do either.

 

[jomar]

You trying to rat me out?

 

[MSTarot]

In an odd bit of oddness, my ex-neighbor across the street, who moved two years back, was a reader here on Lit. My wife and her were talking one day and the subject of erotica came up.She mentioned Lit and my wife dropped the "My husband writes there" bomb.

She knew me. Delightful lady.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

Most celebs have little trouble getting laid and probably can have their kinks satisfied if they wish. I doubt many would read here. But since we are in an era where a Kim Kardashian can be a celeb, I suppose it's not impossible.

Back when Gor was an online text-based roleplay thing, a moderately well known actress from the southern hemisphere was involved, anonymously, for a few months. How I know about it is complicated and since she wanted anonymity I won't go into it, but she said she was researching slavery and domination for her acting career. Maybe: but her career was winding down and she was adamant about no one knowing who she was, for fear it would have gotten into the papers.

So I suppose you never know. But they'll never admit it.

Great, now I'm imagining a barely 18 Catherine Zeta Jones getting off to spanking stories. Sheesh.

 

[loquere]

Yes, I think some celebs do cum on Literotica.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Don't be so modest, James. Your stories are probably bookmarked on every GOP Prezzie candidate's and VP wannabes iPhones and tablets.

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Youre way ahead of the crisis that's coming. Its HUGE!!!!!! Its sooooooo big. You aint seen nuthih like it. And youre gonna pay for it. And that's when all will re-read my posts.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

LIT wares aren't qll that good.

 

[JKendallDane]

Youre way ahead of the crisis that's coming. Its HUGE!!!!!! Its sooooooo big. You aint seen nuthih like it. And youre gonna pay for it. And that's when all will re-read my posts.

So that's part of the master plan? You and The Donald gonna make American literature great again?

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[loquere]

LIT wares aren't qll that good.

Lit is the best online erotic site. Asstr is the wild Wild West like all the others, anything goes. Beastiality snuff and pedophilia are troubling genres, I think most common law abiding folk want to stay away from that shit.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Lit is the best online erotic site. Asstr is the wild Wild West like all the others, anything goes. Beastiality snuff and pedophilia are troubling genres, I think most common law abiding folk want to stay away from that shit.

You talk like Crooked Hillary when she says BOYS ARE DISGUSTING PIGS AND GOOD GIRLS DONT DO THAT.