Rumor has it Loser Lohan is going Isla ... Insane.

If there's any degree of validity to this, it's purely a publicity stunt.
Typical attention deprived starlets who just want to be showered with foe-affections.
 
...because no celebrity with an underlying personal crisis has ever converted to a different faith. :rolleyes:
 
...because no celebrity with an underlying crisis has ever converted to a different faith. :rolleyes:

Working through personal issues doesn't generally involving throwing your lot in with a controversial religious demographic like Islam.
If she was going to convert to a different faith she'd probably most likely get with 7th Day Adventists or something, Islam seems too much of a peculiar choice.
 
Working through personal issues doesn't generally involving throwing your lot in with a controversial religious demographic like Islam.
If she was going to convert to a different faith she'd probably most likely get with 7th Day Adventists or something, Islam seems too much of a peculiar choice.

So how's Cat Stevens doing these days?
 
I think she's going for the bucks. Rich Boy probably won't take her in if she doesn't.

Whore Bitch'll do anything for a buck.
 
I don't wish to cast aspersions on anyone's sincere religious beliefs. There are plenty of apparently reasonably sane American celebrities who have converted to Islam and aren't obvious raving lunatics. Muhammad Ali for one and about half of the NBA.

It's Lohan's past hijinks that go against my grain. I'd gladly buy her first burka -- if she'd just promise to wear it backwards.
 
If there's any degree of validity to this, it's purely a publicity stunt.
Typical attention deprived starlets who just want to be showered with foe-affections.

Is that faux affections or fee fie foe fum affections?

I don't mean to be a grammar nazi tonight but his one made me giggle.
 
I'm disappointed LL didn't choose the Britney Spears route and shave her head, Maybe join the Hare Krishna's. What a TMZ spectacle that would be!

Islam is kind of the scared straight alternative for adults.
 
Working through personal issues doesn't generally involving throwing your lot in with a controversial religious demographic like Islam.
If she was going to convert to a different faith she'd probably most likely get with 7th Day Adventists or something, Islam seems too much of a peculiar choice.

As if 7th Day Adventists are innocuous.
 
Lots of people marry for practical reasons.

Sure, Lindsay has a history of substance abuse and can't hold a job...but lits of people are attracted to wounded birds.

Egor, LTR and Harry are all aware of what they are signing up for.

We should be supportive and hope for the best!
 
Working through personal issues doesn't generally involving throwing your lot in with a controversial religious demographic like Islam.
If she was going to convert to a different faith she'd probably most likely get with 7th Day Adventists or something, Islam seems too much of a peculiar choice.

Yeah, because there's no controversy around 7th Day Adventists or anything...

:rolleyes:
 
i liked her better when she was a lesbian and i didn't even like her when she was a lesbian.

though, really, i don't give a shit about this. islam aint that bad, really. you fuckers that are worried about it are morons. hell, at least it isn't scientology.
 
though, really, i don't give a shit about this. islam aint that bad, really. you fuckers that are worried about it are morons. hell, at least it isn't scientology.

I was going to disagree with you, but then I imagined a world of 1.6 billion Scientologists.
 
i liked her better when she was a lesbian and i didn't even like her when she was a lesbian.

though, really, i don't give a shit about this. islam aint that bad, really. you fuckers that are worried about it are morons. hell, at least it isn't scientology.

That would be the worst thing ever. I'd rather live in a world with a billion JW's.
 
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