My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

Shattered! I thought you went around naked constantly
I'm looking forward to the stripping off pics.

Sorry. *hugs* I know how painful it is to have an illusions shattered. Did you know Santa Claus isn't real? Who's been putting stuff under my Christmas tree and filling my stockings all these years?!? OMG! Does that mean there's no Easter Bunny? But...but...but...he just left me a bunch of candy?

Oh, I was supposed to take pictures of me getting naked again? Oops! I guess I'll just have to get dressed and strip for the camera. Such a hardship!

Off is a very very very yummy look for you!

Well that's just Mostly Off. You should see Full Off. That's like Full Throttle minus the clutch knob. No wait, there's a clutch knob after all! Thanks for stopping in (and for your response ).

Cheers

 

[msglendale32A]

Shattered! I thought you went around naked constantly
I'm looking forward to the stripping off pics.

I'm with Icy on this one.

 

[talikat]

I spend so much time working I can't believe I've never posted a shot getting dressed before. I came close once but I was picking out clothes rather than putting them on. Let me correct the oversight...



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Well, you could at least work shirtless, I mean come on, you'll smother Jiminy!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'm with Icy on this one.

That puts you in good company but are you shattered together or just sitting around waiting for me to stroll in naked or strip? Knowing me, either could happen so make sure you've got your camera handy!

Well, you could at least work shirtless, I mean come on, you'll smother Jiminy!!

I was shirtless in the gym the other day to weigh in but the guys with guns frown on me walking around without a shirt. Mostly becasue the pale glow tends to blot out the sun. Such a conundrum! I need to go shirtless to get a tan but untanned i shouldn't go shirtless. There's only one solution, fake tan! Just call me Honorable carrot (after I'm done).

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[barefootgirl69]

Ms G, I do take requests but they are few and far between (no idea why) so I do my best to complete any I get. I give you Off...

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Ohhhhh, it's been way too long since I've visited here, I see!

This is so sexy, HR...just enough to arouse and make me want more!

 

[Tiamo15]

Are you all stocked up for the weekend?

I went to the stores late tonight and the shelves were empty of bread, produce, and gummy bears. No pizzas either.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Ohhhhh, it's been way too long since I've visited here, I see!

This is so sexy, HR...just enough to arouse and make me want more!

Welcome back BFG. Yeah you'very got some catching up to do. I hope it's not a problem. Just remember to change hands periodically and you should be good. On your mouse I mean. I know what you were thinking! Naughty, naughty girl! No wonder I like you.

Thanks! It's all about the tease right? Who's gonna buy the bull if you're giving away the...ah...um...I guess that doesn't work going from cow to bull. Well you get the point. Besides, if I showed that here what would I be left with to put behind the doors?

Are you all stocked up for the weekend?

I went to the stores late tonight and the shelves were empty of bread, produce, and gummy bears. No pizzas either.

The house is ready to weather another storm. Well nor ready based on your survival list. No gummy bears or pizza either but there's bread and produce.

Stay warm cuz "baby it's cold outside".

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

All work and no play makes your lit friends miss you.

 

[HonorableRogue]

All work and no play makes your lit friends miss you.

I can't control the work play balance but I can leave something for my friends and something special for my close friends.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

P.S. I miss you gals too.

 

[Icy1]

I can't control the work play balance but I can leave something for my friends and something special for my close friends.

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P.S. I miss you gals too.

Yay!!
Thank you. I'm liking the fuzz and those gorgeous eyes.

 

[Kimleigh]

I can't control the work play balance but I can leave something for my friends and something special for my close friends.


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P.S. I miss you gals too.

PERFECTION!

 

[msglendale32A]

I can't control the work play balance but I can leave something for my friends and something special for my close friends.

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P.S. I miss you gals too.

Something special indeed.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Yay!!
Thank you. I'm liking the fuzz and those gorgeous eyes.

You're welcome Icy. The fuzz is ok for now but I've so rarely had it that it probably won't last too long. Besides if I shave my face it helps resist the temptation to shave my bal...baloney. Nothing like a good shaved baloney sandwich. Yum!

PERFECTION!

Thanks Kim! I often think the same when perusing your thread. I honestly have no idea why that annoying game with all the pieces that pop up when time runs out comes to mind. Oh! Maybe it has to do with other things popping?!? Did something pop when you stopped in today?

Something special indeed.

Thanks Ms G. But...um...did you...ah...pick the lock or something? Or was the first special enough?

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[Omegawolfen]

I can't control the work play balance but I can leave something for my friends and something special for my close friends.

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Cheers

P.S. I miss you gals too.

I've been trying to rack my brain as to who you remind me if with your fuzz and it's Gabriel Byrne in the Three Musketeers very sexy HR

 

[barefootgirl69]

I love when you take showers... so sexy!
I think it could be sexier, though - if I were there to help wash your back. Of course, I wouldn't want THOSE pictures put out on a thread.

 

[talikat]

I can't control the work play balance but I can leave something for my friends and something special for my close friends.



Cheers

P.S. I miss you gals too.

Happy hump day HR in the shower!!

 

[Interested_Girl]

Very charming. Something special.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I've been trying to rack my brain as to who you remind me if with your fuzz and it's Gabriel Byrne in the Three Musketeers very sexy HR

I'll admit I had to Google Gabriel Byrne. When I saw he was an Irish actor I knew why I couldn't recall the name. Then I hit his IMDB list and the ONLY movie I recognized was Ghost Ship. But thanks! Speaking of sexy I believe you posted something new yourself. I'll loosen my fingers here and then see what trouble I can get up to over on your thread.

I love when you take showers... so sexy!
I think it could be sexier, though - if I were there to help wash your back. Of course, I wouldn't want THOSE pictures put out on a thread.

Thanks BFG. I love when I take showers too but I'd KILL for a bath right about now! And yes it would definitely be sexier with someone else in the shower. Thanks for volunteering! You can wash my back, my front, my sides and then I'll wash your back, your front, your sides and your insides. I have a special tool for that last bit. Patent-pending. The Roguomatic 3000. Cleans all those hard to reach spots.

Happy hump day HR in the shower!!

H2D to you as well Tali. I probably forgot to tell you that I legally changed the Honorable to Humpable. So now HR stands for HumpableRogue. And for the record I take showers on more than just Hump Days. If I didn't I'd be HeinousRogue!

Very charming. Something special.

Thanks IG. I used to try for charming but I decided I wanted to do some things more than three times (that's when they become a charm right?). So now I've moved on to endearing. After a little more practice I'm thinking about disarming. That way if any of the ladies are packing heat I'll be able to handle it. Do you have any heat you need handled? I'll do my best to handle it in a very special way.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

So I have a few more shower pictures left. Each a bit more revealing than the last. This one unfortunately makes my farmer's tan nigh impossible to miss.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

So I have a few more shower pictures left. Each a bit more revealing than the last. This one unfortunately makes my farmer's tan nigh impossible to miss.

Cheers

I like farmers and I like tans... so it's all good! VERY sexy!

 

[HonorableRogue]

I like farmers and I like tans... so it's all good! VERY sexy!

Perfect! Then all the bases are covered but...ah...it's not ALL good. It's good right up until the bedroom door closes then it's mostly naughty.

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[Omegawolfen]

So I have a few more shower pictures left. Each a bit more revealing than the last. This one unfortunately makes my farmer's tan nigh impossible to miss.

Cheers

You need shorter sleeves and shorter pants

 

[talikat]

So I have a few more shower pictures left. Each a bit more revealing than the last. This one unfortunately makes my farmer's tan nigh impossible to miss.



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No worries, farmers are hot!

 

[Interested_Girl]

Thanks IG. I used to try for charming but I decided I wanted to do some things more than three times (that's when they become a charm right?). So now I've moved on to endearing. After a little more practice I'm thinking about disarming. That way if any of the ladies are packing heat I'll be able to handle it. Do you have any heat you need handled? I'll do my best to handle it in a very special way.

Cheers

I don't have any heat...firearms are dangerous...I may have a bow though that you can handle.

 

[HonorableRogue]

You need shorter sleeves and shorter pants

I could probably do a little shorter sleeves but I don't understand how shorter pants would help. How would wearing a thong under my trousers stop a farmers tan?!? Oh! You just want to see pictures of me in a thong. Gotcha!

No worries, farmers are hot!

Farmers might be hot by they're not very well educated it seems. For example, did you know that Old McDonald thinks farm is spelled EIEIO? I always thought those small rural schools were better than the big city monstrosities. I guess not.

I don't have any heat...firearms are dangerous...I may have a bow though that you can handle.

Just because you don't have a gun doesn't mean you don't have heat (hot comes in many forms ). We have two choices with the bow. I can take it or the arrows (without ammunition a bow is just a long, bendy stick). So I'll take away your arrows and then if you find a quiver for my arrow we'll both be disarmed!

Cheers