The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Noor]

I think I maybe will take a nap until my next meeting.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I had a blt for lunch yesterday, it think it was due to the subliminal suggestion...

Such is the power of bacon.

 

[pete]

Such is the power of bacon.

*gesticulates*

 

[hashtag45]

Hey Adjudicator, wth are you? Wake up!

 

[WalksOnWater]

I hope you never have to understand.

Me, too...

Then I could be the very first human to ever live to at least the age of 10 who hasn't gone through exactly the same type of loss, somehow.

Oh, what pity parties we conceive when idolship is our need to achieve...

 

[trysail]

These fucking dumbass climate change idiots are as obnoxious (and dumb) as Seventh-Day Adventists or Moonies.

My Chevron proxy statement arrived. It has no less than six (6) really, really, really stupid climate-related shareholder proposals. Every last one of them appears to be the work of a cognitively-impaired crackpot. They think they're "saving the world." In reality, they're making it worse off.

It's frustrating that the company no longer identifies who the proposers are. In the old days, they tended to be the handiwork of misguided delusionals such as the Little Sister of the Poor or 98-year old spinsters with their 3 shares of stock.

Nowadays, it's gullible dumbfucks who should know better.

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[Sanjeet]

Hey Adjudicator, wth are you? Wake up!

It would appear thathe has a life outside of literotica, you should doing the same. Take a bath (pls take a bath) use soap and maybe you can meet somebody who is so offended by your stink and stupidity my friend.


Sanjeet

 

[Adjudicator]

Hey Adjudicator, wth are you? Wake up!

He says he hates the trolling attention. Poor little confused messy haired fella.

It would appear thathe has a life outside of literotica, you should doing the same. Take a bath (pls take a bath) use soap and maybe you can meet somebody who is so offended by your stink and stupidity my friend.


Sanjeet

Yes, I was busy interacting with people offline, had some sushi that was brilliantly prepared.

He does not understand life outside of lit.

 

[hashtag45]

He says he hates the trolling attention. Poor little confused messy haired fella..

Creepy trolks like Emerson ? Yaiks…
Trolls like you?

Yes, I was busy interacting with people offline, had some sushi that was brilliantly prepared.
He does not understand life outside of lit.

Sushi? And for desert? Strawberries and chocolate? *blushes*

 

[pensivepoet]

I just ran over a really big creepy snake.
If Jaws 3 is factual, the snake's family will now hunt me and get their revenge.
Damn.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[phantom4533]

M R snakes. C M E D B T I's?

 

[trysail]

I just ran over a really big creepy snake.
If Jaws 3 is factual, the snake's family will now hunt me and get their revenge.
Damn.

It's that time of year. I have to look out for 'em when I run in the woods or when I'm on my bicycle.


I hate the motherfuckers but I won't intentionally run over them.


Where I grew up, in the summer they'd end up as flattened, two-dimensional corpses on the road.



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[pensivepoet]

The Mexicans who swim the river and crawl through this shit for 50 miles have brass balls.
I wouldn't go a mile into this cactus and snake heaven even if I knew there was an abandoned Brinks truck waiting.
I say, if they live, they've earned a job here.

 

[pensivepoet]

M R snakes. C M E D B T I's?

*winks*
In order to pretend I actually have a clue what you just said.

 

[pensivepoet]

I would still use trout over bacon but...


.....did you get any bacon yet?

No, I figure bacon is like smoking.
If you're forced to go a day without it, you may as well try and quit altogether.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[NHKitty]

*winks*
In order to pretend I actually have a clue what you just said.

Sadly, I know exactly what he said.

 

[butters]

I have had bacon this year. But certainly not for well over a month. Bacon is.. Only as good as it's producer. A friend of mine produces pigs and provides us GREAT thick cut streaky bacon. Normally I prefer thin, but hers is outstanding. It's also unsmoked, which I prefer.

all the more for me, then. i adore smoked bacon

 

[pensivepoet]

Sadly, I know exactly what he said.

So, I'm just an idiot?
Crap

 

[butters]

gardening - well, battling the weeds. now i'm all seized up.

on another note, i only started advertising this house to swap a few days go and i may have already found something very suitable just a few streets away! they're very keen, since they want a garden for their littl'un, so fingers crossed!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[NHKitty]

So, I'm just an idiot?
Crap

No...I've just been "schooled". Read the letters. C=see, I=eye. See if'n you get it then.

 

[Aglaopheme]

gardening - well, battling the weeds. now i'm all seized up.

on another note, i only started advertising this house to swap a few days go and i may have already found something very suitable just a few streets away! they're very keen, since they want a garden for their littl'un, so fingers crossed!

That's good news!

I've yet to get started in the garden. They should be done with the fencing today, then I can get my hand dirty.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]