Tequila

[Liar]

God's ball sweat, or the most rancid way to get shitfaced, or both?

Discuss.

 

[Rachel_X]

God's ball sweat, or the most rancid way to get shitfaced, or both?

Discuss.

They both sound pretty rancid to me. Is God's ball sweat supposed to be the good tasting option?
Regardless, just pour it in my mouth.

 

[warrior queen]

Tequila is my daughters devil.
You know how everyone has that one drink that turns them into an evil, angry person?
Mine is dark rum. My SILs is vodka. No1son has an issue with bourbon. The kidlet hasn't discovered his yet, but it's only a matter of time.

 

[Liar]

They both sound pretty rancid to me. Is God's ball sweat supposed to be the good tasting option?
Regardless, just pour it in my mouth.

You can have mine. I just realized why I swore of the damn thing when I was a youngster. Not because of any detrimental effect or anything. It just taste like arse.

 

[Bert Notorius]

it's made from a plant
that thrives on abuse
that would just as soon
kill you
as piss on you

one of the few things about mexico
that i can relate to.

 

[Adre]

Some 1800 with fresh lime juice and simple syrup on the rocks. Priceless.

 

[Lancecastor]

Tequila is the very best one night stand match-maker.

 

[pointless]

that's not how the song goes at all. it's not even close.

weirdos.

 

[Sean]

that's not how the song goes at all. it's not even close.

weirdos.

Pfffttt!

 

[SexyAlison]

What is good to mix tequila with? I don't like taking straight shots of any drink. I can think of margaritas which are nice but they are a pain to make. Is there something good that is also simpler?

 

[pointless]

fucking limeys. we did it first and we did it better!

 

[Bert Notorius]

What is good to mix tequila with? I don't like taking straight shots of any drink. I can think of margaritas which are nice but they are a pain to make. Is there something good that is also simpler?

lingerie

 

[quietlylooking]

What is good to mix tequila with? I don't like taking straight shots of any drink. I can think of margaritas which are nice but they are a pain to make. Is there something good that is also simpler?

There's not much easier than a classic old-school margarita. And much tastier than anything out of a blender.

And I know this is sacrilege, but I have a super easy margarita recipe that includes, incredibly, beer, and it is pretty darn good.

 

[spacekowboy]

You're drinking the wrong tequila.

 

[Brollyanna]

Judge me hard, bottle of tequila. I'm gonna cum...

 

[Saint Peter]

Bottoms up!

 

[SexyAlison]

There's not much easier than a classic old-school margarita. And much tastier than anything out of a blender.

And I know this is sacrilege, but I have a super easy margarita recipe that includes, incredibly, beer, and it is pretty darn good.

I'll try the classic margarita the next time I feel like drinking. Thanks.

I don't know if I'd do a beer margarita. I can't stand the taste of beer.

 

[muffguy]

Tequila & OJ A.K.A. Horny Bull

 

[spacekowboy]

She obviously has a drinking problem.

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[Saint Peter]

I like to drink her
with a little
salt and lime

 

[Brollyanna]

Just missing some chips to go with that.
I've heard that those extra large chips packets are called "megapussi" in Finland. And here I was, thinking life was without meaning.

 

[Saint Peter]

No double dipping!

 

[Liar]

You're drinking the wrong tequila.

People keep saying that, and recommending what they say is the right tequila.

So far it still tastes like arse.

 

[spacekowboy]

Just missing some chips to go with that.
I've heard that those extra large chips packets are called "megapussi" in Finland. And here I was, thinking life was without meaning.

Hmm..... Reminds me of an ex.

 

[spacekowboy]

People keep saying that, and recommending what they say is the right tequila.

So far it still tastes like arse.

Unless it's in the locked glass case, it's usaully mediocre at best.



This is not mediocre.
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