sex toy monitor a woman’s body how to achieve the best orgasm

[Mediocrates]

Hmmmmm.

The smart sex toy that can monitor a woman’s body to tell her exactly how to achieve the best orgasm

$230 Lioness vibrator uses array of sensors to create sex-drive summary

When the vibrator and app are on at the same time, the data will sync

It can then make suggestions on different aspects of the sexual experience

Recommends foreplay time and arousal data related to menstrual cycle


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3542593/The-smart-sex-toy-monitor-woman-s-body-tell-exactly-achieve-best-orgasm.html

 

[Hornblende]

Hmmmmm.

The smart sex toy that can monitor a woman’s body to tell her exactly how to achieve the best orgasm

$230 Lioness vibrator uses array of sensors to create sex-drive summary

When the vibrator and app are on at the same time, the data will sync

It can then make suggestions on different aspects of the sexual experience

Recommends foreplay time and arousal data related to menstrual cycle


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3542593/The-smart-sex-toy-monitor-woman-s-body-tell-exactly-achieve-best-orgasm.html

Firstly, never believe anything you read in the Daily Mail. It's a disgusting propaganda-led rag with a loathsome agenda.

Secondly, aren't we already equipped with all we need to detect how to help a woman to achieve the best orgasm? We have these things called senses!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Should have posted this on April Fool's Day. (Nope didn't read it). Getting a physical response based on physical changes seems to be a very incomplete measure of the best orgasm. I don't believe everything leading up to an orgasm is just a series of "good, better, best" actions or reactions to get to the end. Mental sex is a huge part of it, how can a toy measure that?

 

[numeniusa]

Should have posted this on April Fool's Day. (Nope didn't read it). Getting a physical response based on physical changes seems to be a very incomplete measure of the best orgasm. I don't believe everything leading up to an orgasm is just a series of "good, better, best" actions or reactions to get to the end. Mental sex is a huge part of it, how can a toy measure that?

It's a weird idea, isn't it, like a 'by numbers' approach to the thing.

A woman will know her responses anyway, and be able to learn when they change as her body changes over time.

A man can listen, feel, ask...

And actually I like it when he doesn't ramp me straight up to the big 'O', having someone else control the escalation at a pace he chooses is rather lovely.

 

[Lunation]

Oh thank God someone automated this.

Giving all these women orgasms by hand was so time consuming!

Now they just need an infomercial with a man bumbling around a vagina until he drops to his knees and shouts, "There has to be a better place way!"

 

[numeniusa]

Oh thank God someone automated this.

Giving all these women orgasms by hand was so time consuming!

Now they just need an infomercial with a man bumbling around a vagina until he drops to his knees and shouts, "There has to be a better place way!"

'bumbling around a vagina'

*laughing*

I love it! If you don't work in advertising, I think you're in the wrong job

 

[Lunation]

'bumbling around a vagina'

*laughing*

I love it! If you don't work in advertising, I think you're in the wrong job

Strangely that pitch never made it to air. And it works on so many products: turkey basters, garden hoses, you name it.

 

[PoisonedChalice]

Firstly, never believe anything you read in the Daily Mail. It's a disgusting propaganda-led rag with a loathsome agenda.

The Guardian and Independent are no different. Pick your poison.

Secondly, aren't we already equipped with all we need to detect how to help a woman to achieve the best orgasm? We have these things called senses!

Well the market speaks for itself, does it not? If we were truly so capable then there would be no demand for such toys. The female orgasm is a most beguiling and confusing thing. Women in general seem to be so much less straightforward than men. All a woman has to do is grasp my cock and jerk wildly...it's only a matter of time before I climax. So given that, perhaps women can be more sympathetic to their man's lack of an imagination.

 

[Hornblende]

The Guardian and Independent are no different. Pick your poison.

No they are not. And if you really think that then we're done here.

 

[PoisonedChalice]

No they are not. And if you really think that then we're done here.

No, I don't believe they are the same...because the Mail doesn't pretend to be objective.

You started this diversion by bringing it up in the first place. Let's fall back into the pleasure of softcore porn.

 

[Hornblende]

No, I don't believe they are the same...because the Mail doesn't pretend to be objective.

You started this diversion by bringing it up in the first place. Let's fall back into the pleasure of softcore porn.

Hmmm, no thanks. I prefer more considered arguments than "you started this".