non-human

[GoldenMaia]

I know, another of these...

So in non-human, you can have talking/sentient cows and were-cows with humans. Is it bad form for sentient cows to get it on with humans? Or do readers want it more that there are were-cows and only human + human get it on, even though characters are still having sex with a cowboy(Over 18). er...whatever.

I've only read the were-beast story and the sex part is always between human partners.

Didn't someone write about slugs or something? Was it as human + slug love connection? Or slug on slug action?

Okay. GO!

 

[sr71plt]

If the only difference between a regular cow and a talking/sentient cow you want to have sex with a human in a story is that the sex partner cow can talk and think, I'd say that still was bestiality (and an attempt to get around the posting rules). I don't write them, though, so I can't be certain whether Laurel would pass it through.

 

[legerdemer]

I know, another of these...
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Didn't someone write about slugs or something? Was it as human + slug love connection? Or slug on slug action?

Slugs are in Hypoxia's wheelhouse, or up his alley, or something...

 

[oggbashan]

If the creature is mythical, and not a known animal, real sex with a human should be acceptable. Talking cows are a myth, so OK. Hu-cow is a known sexual fantasy - human women who are not fully sentient and kept for milking.

Two of my stories are an example:

Alice's Wonderland is sex with an alien who can look human.

The Giant Squid is close to the limit. Real Giant Squids cannot exist at sea level, nor in a large tank. They are abyssal creatures, living at great depths, so my Giant Squid was a mythical creature.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

What about Sasquatch? Could be real.

If the creature is mythical, and not a known animal, real sex with a human should be acceptable. Talking cows are a myth, so OK. Hu-cow is a known sexual fantasy - human women who are not fully sentient and kept for milking.

Two of my stories are an example:

Alice's Wonderland is sex with an alien who can look human.

The Giant Squid is close to the limit. Real Giant Squids cannot exist at sea level, nor in a large tank. They are abyssal creatures, living at great depths, so my Giant Squid was a mythical creature.

 

[lovecraft68]

If the only difference between a regular cow and a talking/sentient cow you want to have sex with a human in a story is that the sex partner cow can talk and think, I'd say that still was bestiality (and an attempt to get around the posting rules). I don't write them, though, so I can't be certain whether Laurel would pass it through.

And I'd agree, the entire category is bestiality, sticking a third eye or horn on a horse or dog and suddenly the person isn't being fucked by an animal? Please.

If its furry and its fucking its bestiality and if you're aroused by it, guess what kink you have? Not that there's a problem with the kink(long as you're not doing it like incest and non con) but its another category like non consent where people just can't admit what gets them hot

It's also another wink wink end around for the site to pretend they have rules against things, but allow it with a 'gimmick'

 

[oggbashan]

What about Sasquatch? Could be real.

For Lit purposes I would think that Sasquatch, Yeti, Mermaids and the Loch Ness Monster are probably mythical.

 

[Hypoxia]

Slugs are in Hypoxia's wheelhouse, or up his alley, or something...

The young German siblings visiting California in Big Banana are transformed (thundrrbolt!) into hermaphroditic adult banana slugs before they shoot love-darts into each other. BTW the ending drove that story. The SlugFest was real. She actually did [SPOILER] live slugs.

For Lit purposes I would think that Sasquatch, Yeti, Mermaids and the Loch Ness Monster are probably mythical.

Numerous cryptoethnologists would beg to differ about these and Selkies, Kobolds, Faerie-Folk, etc, especially after the Indonesian 'hobbit' discovery. Small hominids could derive from 'hobbit' forebears, and Yets and Sasquatch could be Neanderthal survivors writ large. Cf Crichtons EATERS OF THE DEAD.

I consider the political creature known as the Compassionate Conservative a mythical beast. But I digress.

EDIT: I did manage a bit of human-ape sex in Bride of Kong but those were sentient, talking apes. If a creature talks to you AND OTHERS HEAR IT TOO then you can screw it. If you only hear that sweet sheep's voice in your inner ear, well, watch out...

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Anything less is an insult to all of us wearing tin foil hats.
I for one know a giant Sasquatch lurks in the environs of Northern NJ.

The young German siblings visiting California in Big Banana are transformed (thundrrbolt!) into hermaphroditic adult banana slugs before they shoot love-darts into each other. BTW the ending drove that story. The SlugFest was real. She actually did [SPOILER] live slugs.

Numerous cryptoethnologists would beg to differ about these and Selkies, Kobolds, Faerie-Folk, etc, especially after the Indonesian 'hobbit' discovery. Small hominids could derive from 'hobbit' forebears, and Yets and Sasquatch could be Neanderthal survivors writ large. Cf Crichtons EATERS OF THE DEAD.

I consider the political creature known as the Compassionate Conservative a mythical beast. But I digress.

EDIT: I did manage a bit of human-ape sex in Bride of Kong but those were sentient, talking apes. If a creature talks to you AND OTHERS HEAR IT TOO then you can screw it. If you only hear that sweet sheep's voice in your inner ear, well, watch out...

 

[HandsInTheDark]

For Lit purposes I would think that Sasquatch, Yeti, Mermaids and the Loch Ness Monster are probably mythical.

I can't think of a purpose for which they would not be mythical.

https://xkcd.com/1235/

 

[HandsInTheDark]

To the OP's question, only Laurel can tell you what she'll allow, as all the rules here are a little fuzzy and open to her (and only her) interpretation. But I'd be a little horrified if talking cows got around the bestiality rule.

They were funny in the The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, though.

 

[Hypoxia]

Anything less is an insult to all of us wearing tin foil hats.
I for one know a giant Sasquatch lurks in the environs of Northern NJ.

Would that be your governor?

Anyway, we *know* many such 'mythical' beasts exist. The can be observed at cons worldwide, some semi-costumed as humans, many only natural. And we know tribbles exist -- just look at Mr Tromp's hairpiece when it's not scurrying across the floor.

I am sure selkies exist. I saw a seal-faced man in handmade shoes, ovals about 13 inches long and 6 inches wide (33x15 cm). I can think of no other explanation. The weird little guy running a tattoo parlor down in the county seat is definitely a kobald. As for Nessie... nearby Lake Tahoe has its cousin, Tessie, who occasionally appears on sonar scans.

Many of your neighbors are mythical Monsters. You have been warned.

 

[GoldenMaia]

The young German siblings visiting California in Big Banana are transformed (thundrrbolt!) into hermaphroditic adult banana slugs before they shoot love-darts into each other..

Okay, have to give a big ol' shout-out for Santa Rosa of all places to be in this story. I thought Santa Cruz was more the slug thing. Anyway...that was funny.

 

[LadyVer]

I'm more interested in werewolves and vamps in NH stories. What am I'm missing about cows?

 

[GoldenMaia]

I'm more interested in werewolves and vamps in NH stories. What am I'm missing about cows?

I was just offering up a sentient <animal> not a wolf. Not a man-wolf. But in the animal form. Could a story work with a were-wolf in wolf form and a human?

 

[LadyVer]

I was just offering up a sentient <animal> not a wolf. Not a man-wolf. But in the animal form. Could a story work with a were-wolf in wolf form and a human?

Uh, yes!!!

 

[Hypoxia]

Okay, have to give a big ol' shout-out for Santa Rosa of all places to be in this story. I thought Santa Cruz was more the slug thing. Anyway...that was funny.

Thanks! Those big honking banana slugs are common throughout the redwood region from Santa Cruz to Port Orford -- and I even found one on my porch up here towards Lake Tahoe. The Russian River Slugfest was an actual community wingding, replacing the less enticing Poison Oak Festival. We had interesting local musicians playing those: Nick Gravenites, Maria Muldaur, Johnny Otis, Jorma Kaukonen, etc. Fun fun fun.

I've set more than a few stories in the redwood region, my longtime home area. Santa Cruz, Pacifica, Petaluma, Forestville, Mendocino, Eureka, Grants Pass, all are great locales. I often try to make the location a character, with events unlikely to happen elsewhere. I visualize the scene as a player.

As for humans screwing magickal animals -- if they're not sentient talking primates it seems just too bestial to me. A werewolf in canine form? You're fucking a dog, that's all. Unicorn-fucking is a Tijuana donkey show with a forehead spike. I joke about writing scenes with giant mantids but I probably wouldn't. YMMV.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I was just offering up a sentient <animal> not a wolf. Not a man-wolf. But in the animal form. Could a story work with a were-wolf in wolf form and a human?

Here is one that went over fairly well: https://www.literotica.com/s/love-with-a-werewolf

I also have a sequel with a threesome.

 

[GoldenMaia]

Thanks! Those big honking banana slugs are common throughout the redwood region from Santa Cruz to Port Orford -- and I even found one on my porch up here towards Lake Tahoe. The Russian River Slugfest was an actual community wingding, replacing the less enticing Poison Oak Festival. We had interesting local musicians playing those: Nick Gravenites, Maria Muldaur, Johnny Otis, Jorma Kaukonen, etc. Fun fun fun.

I've set more than a few stories in the redwood region, my longtime home area. Santa Cruz, Pacifica, Petaluma, Forestville, Mendocino, Eureka, Grants Pass, all are great locales. I often try to make the location a character, with events unlikely to happen elsewhere. I visualize the scene as a player.

As for humans screwing magickal animals -- if they're not sentient talking primates it seems just too bestial to me. A werewolf in canine form? You're fucking a dog, that's all. Unicorn-fucking is a Tijuana donkey show with a forehead spike. I joke about writing scenes with giant mantids but I probably wouldn't. YMMV.

Yeah, I like having my stories based around the North bay. Marin to Napa counties with a dash of Alamada in there just to urbanize the crap out of things. (Ok, just Oakland but whatever.) Thinking having the Russian River Rodeo in one of my stories.

Anyway, thanks for the feedback! Mantids sound too scary. Someone's going to lose a head.

 

[Hypoxia]

Yeah, I like having my stories based around the North bay. Marin to Napa counties with a dash of Alamada in there just to urbanize the crap out of things. (Ok, just Oakland but whatever.) Thinking having the Russian River Rodeo in one of my stories.

Yeah, where else do you find gay rodeos? I'll admit to not writing of Oakland yet (except for a brief mention of Jack London Square) but I do have tales... some involving John Lee Hooker's World Headquarters (barbershop), some of the Chabot Observatory. But to me 'urban' means The Shitty of San Narcisco and it features prominently.

I write of what I know and where I've been: decades in Sonoma County whilst working in Marin; most of a formative decade in The City; scattered years in most near-coastal towns from Pismo Beach to Eureka; all following a childhood in L.A. suburbs and mixed with years in New York (both city and upstate), Kansas, the Mohave Desert, borderline Arizona, Central America, and now the central Sierra Nevadas. My stories inhabit these places.

Anyway, thanks for the feedback! Mantids sound too scary. Someone's going to lose a head.

Yeah, only lesbian sex is safe with a giant mantid. But suppose... LeRoi is a (male) were-mantid who transforms into a studly guy. But he's always frustrated fucking human females -- none will decapitate him so he never cums! Gals find him inexhaustible; he's quite the popular sex toy. At last he finds Elvira, a (female) were-mantid -- but they're synced in human phase. More blue-balls frustration. Life isn't fair.

 

[sr71plt]

Yeah, where else do you find gay rodeos?

I attended one outside of Laramie once. Rode in it and was ridden during it.