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[NOIRTRASH]

SERGEANT RACK

She's the female Sergeant Rock of comic book fame.

I EAT PUSSIES FOR BREAKFAST is her motto. And I CAN PEG ANY MAN IN 5 MINUTES FLAT.

 

[JackLuis]

SERGEANT RACK

She's the female Sergeant Rock of comic book fame.

I EAT PUSSIES FOR BREAKFAST is her motto. And I CAN PEG ANY MAN IN 5 MINUTES FLAT.

Are you gonna integrate the Infantry with Sgt. Rack now Jimmy? Or, does she get transferred to a reserve Quartermaster unit in Bumfuck Texas and has to 'educate' the Governors son who is the exec of the unit to fill out his resume for future office?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

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Are you gonna integrate the Infantry with Sgt. Rack now Jimmy? Or, does she get transferred to a reserve Quartermaster unit in Bumfuck Texas and has to 'educate' the Governors son who is the exec of the unit to fill out his resume for future office?

She's an NCOIC of the old 42nd Infantry Division THE RAINBOW DIVISION in Iraq, See shoulder patch above.

 

[JackLuis]

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She's an NCOIC of the old 42nd Infantry Division THE RAINBOW DIVISION in Iraq, See shoulder patch above.

Perhaps in charge of the 69th replacement Battalion as Sgt. Maj Rack? In charge of training new replacement officers and conducting interrogations of captured goat fuckers?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Perhaps in charge of the 69th replacement Battalion as Sgt. Maj Rack? In charge of training new replacement officers and conducting interrogations of captured goat fuckers?

And introducing God in his first important role as PILOT.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

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BOOLA BOOLA MY ASS! is a tale about an old man named Pilot who gets a Publishers Clearinghouse alert in the mail; he may be the winner of 10 bazillion dollars! So he quits his job with the Post Office, gets a reverse mortgage on his home, and buys a million shares of MYSPACE stock. When the PCH money doesn't come he has to make some cuts to his budget. One of them is his Cuban pool boy. Then one day a black guy comes to Pilots door selling a device he calls THE BOOLA BOOLA. Its a flying dildo that works by voice command. Pilot buys it to gift his girlfriend, Hillary, but it wont respond to any of the commands listed in the directions. Pilot has an arousal problem, and Hillary demands more than lip service. Pilot shouts BOOLA BOOLA until he's hoarse but the flying dildo stays in the carton till Pilot gets frustrated and says BOOLA BOOLA MY ASS.