This is where this type of thing would go...

[Makitsu_Trinity]

Although this is a shout out to all the wonderful people that have supported me here over the years! Thank you all...

 

[nerfhearder]

You're welcome.

 

[pensivepoet]

Please lie down on the couch
Make yourself comfortable
Cigarette?

 

[Makitsu_Trinity]

Please lie down on the couch
Make yourself comfortable
Cigarette?

Hahaha, don't mind if I do. Lol.

 

[RoryN]

Not exactly the sort of thing you see from people with healthy self-esteem, to be honest.

 

[pensivepoet]

Hahaha, don't mind if I do. Lol.

That's all I got.
I dropped out after two weeks and now I drive a forklift at the fishplant.
But we can smoke and remember the good times.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Hahaha, don't mind if I do. Lol.

Lie down on the couch, take your shoes off, tell us what's on your mind, but leave those cigarettes alone.

 

[nerfhearder]

That's all I got.
I dropped out after two weeks and now I drive a forklift at the fishplant.
But we can smoke and remember the good times.

Jeez you get forklift driver pay? You're so lucky.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

That's all I got.
I dropped out after two weeks and now I drive a forklift at the fishplant.
But we can smoke and remember the good times.

At least you're working. I drove a forklift at two different factories and I came out okay.
People like fish and someone's gotta do that job.
There is no smoking at the fishplants anymore, unless you are smoking herring.

 

[nerfhearder]

unless you are smoking herring.

Leave your gay fantasies out of this.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Leave your gay fantasies out of this.

I'm not gay. But I'm happy to see you!

 

[pensivepoet]

Jeez you get forklift driver pay? You're so lucky.

Shit
You just made me dump a pallet of grouper.
Fucker!

 

[pensivepoet]

True story~I swear
A long long time ago, I worked in a fish plant in Tampa.
3.25 an hour
My job was to squeeze the shit out of fish.
I got promoted to gonan puller.
Then they gave me a knife.
Ten minutes later I was demoted back to squeezing the shit out of fish.
Not even sure why that was necessary.

 

[pensivepoet]

Maybe I should lay down on the couch.
Got any vodka?

 

[nerfhearder]

True story~I swear
A long long time ago, I worked in a fish plant in Tampa.
3.25 an hour
My job was to squeeze the shit out of fish.
I got promoted to gonan puller.
Then they gave me a knife.
Ten minutes later I was demoted back to squeezing the shit out of fish.
Not even sure why that was necessary.

That's a real job?
And how come the fish don't shit themselves empty like normal dead things do?

 

[pensivepoet]

That's a real job?
And how come the fish don't shit themselves empty like normal dead things do?

I think I was looking for, I don't know, caviar? Eggs?
Can't remember
But there was two piles of fish so shit musta mattered.

 

[nerfhearder]

I think I was looking for, I don't know, caviar? Eggs?
Can't remember
But there was two piles of fish so shit musta mattered.

I knew there was a reason I didn't go into the fish trade.

 

[pensivepoet]

I knew there was a reason I didn't go into the fish trade.

It was either that or sell my blood.
My two roommates made me strip on the balcony when I got to the apt.
My clothes weren't allowed in.
I'm sorry Makitsu, were you saying something?

 

[Makitsu_Trinity]

I'm sorry Makitsu, were you saying something?

Hahaha, I have just been laughing at this as I make a VERY late dinner, getting ready to turn in.

 

[pensivepoet]

Hahaha, I have just been laughing at this as I make a VERY late dinner, getting ready to turn in.

Sure you won't have another cigarette and more vodka?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Hahaha, I have just been laughing at this as I make a VERY late dinner, getting ready to turn in.

Are you having fish?

 

[Makitsu_Trinity]

Sure you won't have another cigarette and more vodka?

you're hitting my weaknesses! lol

 

[Makitsu_Trinity]

Are you having fish?

A burger. lol

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

True story~I swear
A long long time ago, I worked in a fish plant in Tampa.
3.25 an hour
My job was to squeeze the shit out of fish.

Did you put that on your application at Wal-Mart?

You'd probably went right to upper management.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

A burger. lol

Did you have to squeeze the meat?

Sorry. That may be too personal!