500 years from now...

[Aphro]

The aliens from a distant galaxy find the ashes of our ruined earth. The only thing left of our glorious age are some plastic water bottles and a wrapped twinkie (still edible).

All that is left of the internet are a bunch of old Literotica GB archives.

What do the aliens think of our society and how the human species related to one another?

Thoughts? Pics? Gifs?

 

[richard_daily]

The aliens from a distant galaxy find the ashes of our ruined earth. The only thing left of our glorious age are some plastic water bottles and a wrapped twinkie (still edible).

All that is left of the internet are a bunch of old Literotica GB archives.

What do the aliens think of our society and how the human species related to one another?

Thoughts? Pics? Gifs?

Dolf.

 

[BotanyBoy]

http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/idiocracy-not-sure-if-comedy-or-documentary.jpg

 

[Aphro]

https://greenjuiceandchampagne.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/giphy-2.gif

 

[Recidiva]

Peas.

Ass cancer.

Cheap ass spices.

A bunch of inexplicable .gif sets.

Proud to be confusing the crap out of higher intelligence.

"They seemed to...worship fleshy protuberances..."

 

[Aphro]

If they happen to stumble into some Busybody or JBJ threads...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d3/48/77/d348777f14b42941bea1858d1c26aca0.jpg

 

[Aphro]

^^^^

I'm thinking hey, that looks like a fun threesome...

 

[chillywilly2]

What makes you think we won't be here 500 years from now...we have Trudeau...of course we will be here

 

[pensivepoet]

As a big boned alien, I'm amazed your species isn't extinct.

 

[Aphro]

What makes you think we won't be here 500 years from now...we have Trudeau...of course we will be here

Mon dieu! But of course! However, everything south of the 49th will be a bunch of radioactive dust.

Trump's great wall, built in the early 21st century, becomes the unexpected savior, protecting the Canadians from the radioactive fallout. We carry on, surviving on maple syrup and caribou meat while apologizing profusely to the aliens for the mess.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Fossil fuels are gone. Climate warming has shut down the Gulf Stream and the world is in the grip of an advancing ice age. Marauding tribes of Canadians moving south in front of the continental wide glaciers sweep the decadent Yankee Empire before them and drive them south where they enter into conflict with the Theocracy of America. In Europe the European Utopia begins to send colonist south to the now de-populated ex-oil states. Australia builds a continental sized wall surrounding their island nation to defend it against the Chinese Empire advancing south also fleeing the approaching glaciers. In Africa and South America it is business as usual.

 

[butters]

The aliens from a distant galaxy find the ashes of our ruined earth. The only thing left of our glorious age are some plastic water bottles and a wrapped twinkie (still edible).

All that is left of the internet are a bunch of old Literotica GB archives.

What do the aliens think of our society and how the human species related to one another?

Thoughts? Pics? Gifs?

[alien accent] Is chat working yet? [/alien accent]

 

[Aphro]

[alien accent] Is chat working yet? [/alien accent]

Not [alien accent] So I'm looking for a story. It's an incest story... [/alien accent]

 

[Aphro]

https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5535/11782581314_0b1268ec21_b.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

No worries, just tell them where Cade is.

 

[nerfhearder]

I know this isn't in the spirit of the thread but how the hell are they able to read anything?
For that matter how does a tiny fraction of the internet survive but nothing else?
My guess is they think the Twinkie is in charge and when they can't get anything from it they give it an anal probe. The cream leaks out all over and they figure they've killed the only remaining member of the dominant species on the planet.

 

[ryan8558]

So it goes.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fapping and tits.

 

[nerfhearder]

Fapping and tits.

Won't the aliens wonder why we had an obessession with udders?
Come to think of it, it's gonna be downright embarrassing to be judged by aliens. Humans got all kinds of weird shit going on.

 

[Rachel_X]

I'll just explain it to them, since I'll still be around.
I have no intention of dying anytime in the next eternity.

 

[smartjuanxxx]

If they happen to stumble into some Busybody or JBJ threads...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d3/48/77/d348777f14b42941bea1858d1c26aca0.jpg

 

[chillywilly2]

cripes...look who just got off the toilet^^^

 

[smartjuanxxx]

BUSYBODY.....http://i.imgur.com/tViCR3w.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

Won't the aliens wonder why we had an obessession with udders?
Come to think of it, it's gonna be downright embarrassing to be judged by aliens. Humans got all kinds of weird shit going on.

We are mammals after all

 

[Hard_Rom]

If they are using GB archives they will be looking for evidence of a sub-human species called trolls.