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There's nothing better than that first convertible day. I'm gonna miss that. This is my first year in 11 without a convertible. I do love my new car, but still...
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward
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There's nothing better than that first convertible day. I'm gonna miss that. This is my first year in 11 without a convertible. I do love my new car, but still...
Jennifer
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They have not. Upon further investigation, I no longer have them.
I wish I drove someone to jeebus!
I can't even take credit for that.
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They wouldn't be if they could taste a primo crab cake, though.
http://search.chow.com/thumbnail/1280/800/www.chowstatic.com/assets/recipe_photos/29313_crab_cakes.jpg
Saint Peter
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They walk around on the bottom of nasty waterways eating shit and mercury.
Cakes is a huge step up.
Saint Peter
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More crab.
Less cake.
Less cake.
Fata Morgana
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Been a while since I could just unbolt the top and take the doors off. I'll have to settle for opening the sunroof.
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Gonna be a lot more mercury in the ecosystem if things melt up north.
Those little blue crabs take too much time to eat.
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They're like spiders with armour.
This is true.
If spiders were as tasty as crab Wilbur would have munched on that bitch in the first chapter.
Emerson40
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I wish I drove someone to jeebus!
I can't even take credit for that.
Just grab that bar that's over the glove box for support.
Fata Morgana
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I can't stop watching it! It's nearly cute. Nearly.
Lorilei
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Even shitty french fries are better than most other foods, though.
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Unless they are cold.
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Cold fries with hot gravy aren't too bad.
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pensivepoet
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You're not supposed to get your crab from the Kansas City sewer system.
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Then they are warm fries.
Not as bad as a certain oil company did when they used epoxy instead of cement grout on some anchor bolts.
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What pristine water system do your crabs come from?
pensivepoet
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pensivepoet
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I fished for them in Cook inlet.
I liked the buggers. Smart as hell.
We almost never caught shit
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Ambivalent, at best.
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Maybe I saw you on tv.
Do you yell at your coworkers and eat pain killers like M&Ms?
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Cats are cats. Put a box out and you'll get a cat in it.
Cats are cats. Put a box out and you'll get a cat in it.
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Wishywashy is my most least favorite of your qualities.
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