Justin Bieber's naked ass

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I haven't seen it, don't have a link, and don't care to find one. I'm just starting the thread.
 
I have the biggest crush on him. I''m a dirty old woman.
 
I thought his music was coming good..... until my daughter began playing it non-stop. She has a huge crush.
Now I cringe whenever I hear any of his songs.

But yes, his butt has def come good :cool:
 
for the record, I find nothing about that boy

attractive
 
My wife says he looks like the male equivalent of a skank.

Him and Miley should hook up. Then again, no because then they would make a sex tape and it would get online and the internet would be destroyed.
 
Leave Miley out of it. The most anyone has on her is crazy stage antics and being a pothead. IMO makes her the mild safe one in today's popstars.

Everyone is Canada is dreaming of the day the Biebs becomes an American citizen, except maybe 12 year old girls.

He is a punk who couldn't even bother to use his millions to support a shelter for single mums he spent time living in that ended up closing down. Ungrateful punk!
 
What the hell!
We get Cruz AND Bieber.
Would this balance things when the masses start moving north after the election?
 
What the hell!
We get Cruz AND Bieber.
Would this balance things when the masses start moving north after the election?

Maybe. Trade punks and assholes for skilled workers. Say at 50,000:1 ratio. They must be willing to assimilate into Canadian culture though. Respect for Law and Order, no handguns, hockey is the greatest sport and maple syrup glazed moose/deer/elk/salmon is fucking awesome.

And real maple syrup not the racist Aunt Jemmina Iowan corn glucose syrup crap.

Any incoming Yank immigrants must pay a tax of 10 concrete blocks to help in building the wall behind them.

We only have a tenth of US population so will trade Conservative party members for far left Democrats at an exchange rate of 1:10 as well.
 
Meanwhile, in the U.S. everyone is signing petitions to have him sent back.

Make you a deal. We will take Cruz back (his assignment from the Canadian Foreign Intelligence Service is almost over) and you keep the Biebs.

Cruz's mission to discredit the Republican party is going well, assisted by the Democratic mole the Donald. When he returns, he will be rewarded with a seat in the Senate where he can live high on the hog and do nothing of importance. Just as if he became POTUS.
 
According to NHL.com, Wayne Gretzky and family attended a Bieber concert in Las Vegas a couple of days ago and Gretzky gave Bieber an Edmonton Oilers jersey with his (Bieber's) name on it. Perhaps Gretzky is going senile at an early age...
 
Wayne has been in LA too long. The smog is killing brain cells.
 
If you read justins wiki bio and his mother's, you'll see that if not for the internet, justin's childhood might have been filled with sex abuse and drugs.

Well, it was, but in a successful way.
 
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