i just witnessed a miracle

[Bert Notorius]

my 2 y.o.g.d. just put her head through the glass door of an antique curio cabinet

and barely got a scratch.

only divine intervention

could have kept her from harm.

 

[nerfhearder]

The luck of being a kid. I should have died a hundred times over as a kid but got away with it. Now I wouldn't.

 

[richard_daily]

my 2 y.o.g.d. just put her head through the glass door of an antique curio cabinet

and barely got a scratch.

only divine intervention

could have kept her from harm.

Right.... "divine intervention".

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Scary that it happened.

 

[pointless]

not really. i've had glasses shatter in my hand without receiving even the tiniest of cuts. with glass it's all about luck.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm glad she's okay.

"Kids do the darnedest things"

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Pretty much everything that has existed, does exist, and will exist, is magical and miraculous.


I have a tiny scar on the bridge my nose, from putting my face through a glass door.

If I had children, I would put hockey goalie helmets on their heads.


How is your pulse and heartbeat, Mr. Notorious ?

 

[Smootg103]

Praise the Lord brah!

 

[Sanjeet]

Thank the mighty Vishnu for saving your baby.

 

[nerfhearder]

Thank the mighty Vishnu for saving your baby.

Vishnu had his hands full.

 

[nerfhearder]

It was a joke. Vishnu has four hands.

Hello? Is this thing on?

 

[kismet999]

It was a joke. Vishnu has four hands.

Hello? Is this thing on?

Maybe Shiva gave him/her/it a hand

 

[nerfhearder]

Maybe Shiva gave him/her/it a hand

Possibly but Shiva is seriously bipolar so you just never know what that guy is gonna do.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I used to smash my head into things as a kid.

I've got the scars to prove it, too.

Praise Jebus!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Scars are pretty hot. Jesus praising? Not so much.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Scars are pretty hot. Jesus praising? Not so much.

Sorry, Jebus. You're out.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvtqujHmBv1qjabl6o1_500.gif

*rawr*

 

[Rollinbones]

Seriously glad your little one is ok.


Please locate whichever omni-prescient deity takes responsibility for the intervention and petition them for a little more action with some global issues.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Sorry, Jebus. You're out.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvtqujHmBv1qjabl6o1_500.gif

*rawr*

I'll leave you scarred for life.

 

[neci]

that's terrifying.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'll leave you scarred for life.

Oh, my...

http://truegif.com/pictures/gif/6223.gif

 

[Hypoxia]

I also nearly died many times when young; I bear scars and fractures as proof.

A 'miracle' is often defined as a one-in-a-million occurrence.

One million seconds is about 11 days 13 hours 41 minutes.

Expect a miracle at least that often.

 

[Hard_Rom]

my 2 y.o.g.d. just put her head through the glass door of an antique curio cabinet

and barely got a scratch.

only divine intervention

could have kept her from harm.

Loki is worshipped as The Trickster so I suppose Divine Luck could have been the explanation.

Glad to hear Loki was watching out for her or was not looking at the time, whichever.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

A horse kicked my son's head and made him permanently Canadian.

 

[Hypoxia]

PS re: my current survival.

Is it a bloody miracle?

Or a damn curse?
_____

I assume most of my personal miracles occurred whilst I was asleep / fainted / comatose because other that a speeding semi-truck barely missing my carelessly bicycling self, I don't recall witnessing anything inexplicable.

I previously defined a miracle as a one-in-a-million event. At one possible miracle per second, that's eleven-odd days between miracles. Which means the other 999,999 seconds are anti- or at least non-miracle time. Have you experienced anti-miracles?