Dreadful old perve seeks saucy trollop

[LordMorningwood]

Mature British gentleman seeks leisurely correspondence with literate and kinky ladies. As happy to talk literature or the finer points of Doctor Who as to spin tales of the indignities that might befall you in my imaginary stately home. Sense of humour essential. Silliness welcome.

 

[LordMorningwood]

Just a couple of responses so far. Perhaps I would do better with the more conventional sort of "I want to treat you/be treated like a piece of meat" gambit?

I have garlic butter and herbs. Your move, ladies!

 

[LadyJS]

Perhaps I would do better with the more conventional sort of "I want to treat you/be treated like a piece of meat" gambit?

I think "Dreadful old perve seeks saucy trollop" is much more original myself. Then again, "I want to treat you/be treated like a piece of meat" seems to have quite the following, so you may have to go where the masses congregate in order to get the level of response that you're craving. Just my two cents worth.

 

[LordMorningwood]

Thanks. I'm sure there's a pulled pork joke in this somewhere!

 

[Penuche]

Thanks. I'm sure there's a pulled pork joke in this somewhere!

Or jerk pork, for that matter...

Best of luck with your search.

 

[Darknesswoman]

I'd kike to play

 

[EquinoxRising]

I'd kike to play

He said he wanted literate women, though.

 

[LadyJS]

He said he wanted literate women, though.

Maybe you can be both literate, but a lousy speller

 

[EquinoxRising]

Doesn't seem to fit Darknesswoman's M.O.

 

[Darknesswoman]

Sorry done on blackberry. K and l next to each other on small keyboard you rigid clowns

 

[StrangeView]

Sorry done on blackberry. K and l next to each other on small keyboard you rigid clowns

Nice to see you're still around, m'dear

 

[LordMorningwood]

Hello again! I've had some charming correspondence with some very naughty ladies, but I'm always ready to make time for more. All responses very much appreciated!

 

[Darknesswoman]

I can be a saucy trollope

 

[babyrae93]

What kind of sauce are we talking? I'm not a big fan of Alfredo.

 

[Penuche]

I can be a saucy trollope

Joanna or Anthony?

 

[LordMorningwood]

Chocolate sauce for you, sweetie! And Anthony is much more my style, though I'd be willing to give Joanna a damn good go.

 

[babyrae93]

Chocolate sauce for you, sweetie! And Anthony is much more my style, though I'd be willing to give Joanna a damn good go.

that's a decent option.

 

[LordMorningwood]

I've been away, but now I'm back. Slightly older, no wiser, still pervy! Be delighted to hear from you.

 

[LordMorningwood]

Holiday Monday bump

 

[LordMorningwood]

Lazy Sunday afternoon bump. I'm literate, I'm a good listener, and I have all the time in the world.

 

[TexasLark]

I'm not up on Doctor Who, but I am inquisitive as to the nature of those indignities awaiting a saucy trollop such as myself. I imagine your stately home has a proper dungeon somewhere within its walls?

Or, you could just treat me like a piece of meat. Your call.

 

[LordMorningwood]

Absolutely. I shall PM you details of the facilities. RSVP.

 

[Shadoleopard]

Sah, I say, Sah... I do believe that -was- her RSVP. ^^ Guvnah.