Lancecastor
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Well said... After all, midgets need love too.
Love to Read & Sean....do we approve?
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Saint Peter
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They make me sick.
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Will you be attending the bachelor party?
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Saint Peter
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I will have to check my calendar.
RobDownSouth
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Oh that's a bit harsh, Petey.
I'm told she looks adorable in her Princess Leia Slavegirl cosplay outfit, and anecdotal evidence suggests that Sean's personal hygiene habits have improved dramatically since they've met.
It's all good.
Sean
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Now that gives me ideas...
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Lancecastor
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You mean that antiseptic mat they make visitors rub themselves on when entering North America?
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Hey sean is this your first Marriage?
Jennifer
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Yay! I met my love here, too. Long distance for now.
Lancecastor
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Is this your first online LDR?
I flew a few women in when that was the thing, but never did a long term keyboard romance.
Must be difficult.
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Lancecastor
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We see each other two to three times a month. It works for us.
Well that's every ten days or so, which is about the same as any dating couple.
I 'm not sure that qualifies as an LDR.
LTR's LDR involves seeing her pointy toothed midget every three to six months...less of a real relationship than yours.
Lancecastor
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Have we seen Sean's teeth? Do we know they are pointy?
Teeth might be overstating it, but more than tooth...and I want to be seen as fair.
But yeah, sadly it's Yes and Yes.
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More like the tip of Lance's balding dome.
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Lancecastor
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A lot like the Ferengi comic relief character on the Deep Space tv series, yes.
Without the comic relief parts.
In fairness, sean appears to have most of his hair.
Lancecastor
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The more i read about these two, the more i feel the need to bathe.
The whole thing is just icky.
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GuiltyPleasure
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lmao… You're back again..Solution.....stop reading about these two, simple.
I always enjoy a talented Sean troll.
Sean
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Solution.....stop reading about these two, simple.
Lose weight.
Lancecastor
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Solution.....stop reading about these two, simple.
Such grubby lives they lead. Ewww.
If there's an upside, it's that sean has been trolling the web looking for a woman to latch on to so he can suckhole his way into North America since before 9/11....
... And so far, he's been uncovered and shut down each time.
The web can't solve his major obstacle... At some point, the woman will wind up spending enough time with him in person to find out out what he's really like.
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GuiltyPleasure
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Get a life, troll, stalker, creepy person.
