Yet Another Dom Seeking sub Thread…

Conrad_Waldorf

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Thanks for clicking on my ad, you have at least bumped up the views portion for me.

I’m an experienced Dom who is missing that connection between a Dom and sub. I’m interested in getting to know one another first, and see where it leads. For me the enjoyment comes from the trust and understanding between both and that connection that makes me feel whole.

I’m 40, in good shape (round is a shape), got one of those job thingies, and once thought I wished upon a shooting star. It was actually a phosphene, so my wish didn’t come true.

Just to help sweeten the deal a little, I recently received a letter from Publisher’s Clearing House saying that I’m a finalist. Oh no, did that just open me up for gold diggers?

Not only that, but operators are standing by to answer your PM’s. If you respond soon enough there might be a set of cheap ginsu knives for the low low prices of $39.99 plus shipping and handling.

This offer expires soon, so act fast!



IMPORTANT: This ad is intended for the use of the individual named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this ad is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulating has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the making of this ad, although the Yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards.
 
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Anyone who is giving away ginsu knives and dislikes Yorkshire terriers must be a very talented and inventive dominant.

We are a married couple. She is my second and younger wife.

macmacband at hotmail.com
 
No one is going to take you seriously if you don't answer questions when they are asked.
 
No one is going to take you seriously if you don't answer questions when they are asked.

Well shoot, I thought for sure with my sober sounding ad, people would take me serious.

Thanks so much for your insight and suggestions!
 
Well the cheap ginsu knives are gone, but I have an old rusty apple peeler that is up for grabs.

I also found $1.28 in change in my couch cushions. Yes...I'm willing to spend that on a special sub if we hit it off.

Feel free to send me a PM and let me know what your ideal evening would be hitting the town and making it rain with $1.28.

I look forward to hearing from you!
 
May I just compliment you on a well-written and amusing ad?

I sincerely hope that you receive some worthy replies. :)
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Great Sense of humour and very intelligent. I had to look up absquatulating.

Are you married or single? what sort of availability do you have for an online sub?

I am 42

Sam xx
 
Laughing so much................... :)

With me or at me?

Wait a minute, I'm always laughing. I always get the last laugh at those laughing at me, because then they are really just laughing with me.

I think I should win a prize for using laugh or suffixes of laugh the most in a sentence.
 
Thanks...but do I need luck when I have mad basket weaving skills?

Of course not. You didn't mention that! Had you, I would have said, "Hey man, you got this in the bag!" ;) What girl in her right mind can pass up a weaver?

(I feel similarly about cobblers, haberdashers and those guys that make whiskey barrels...)
 
You are the first person that got the Muppets reference.

Well at least you are the fist to mention it.

You win, but I'll be digging through my junk drawer for your prize.
I'm observant and schooled in random trivia like that..lol.
No need for a prize. It's prize enough I won..lol:D
 
With me or at me?

Wait a minute, I'm always laughing. I always get the last laugh at those laughing at me, because then they are really just laughing with me.

I think I should win a prize for using laugh or suffixes of laugh the most in a sentence.

Awards you a super prize to be revealed at a later date............ and no one out laughs me.:)
 
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