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Which of the following is the most likely reason you post in a thread

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C'mon guys, it's not so stupid, is it?

The company I work for uses those types of questions to assess one's thinking skills and you're simply not qualified if you can't think on your feet. I've been with my employer for a long time. When I was hired, there was only one wildcard question. Umpteen years later, there's at least five, dispersed throughout the interview. When I conduct interviews for my boss or need to pick team members for a project, you don't have to answer all the questions, there is no right or wrong answer, but you do have to put forth a bit of effort and a little creativity. I've never heard any of the questions posted so far, they are kind of odd, but they do serve a purpose.


Feel free to now boo me or throw things at me if you wish....

:D

I think the reason these questions bother people so much (and I tend to agree), is that interviews are already a very out-of-balance proposition for the average person. It can be nerve-wracking enough to smooth over your weaknesses, emphasize your strengths, and sell yourself without having to get thrown a curve ball that, in a linear sense, has little to do with the position at hand.

It's enough of a pain in the ass to answer the question of 'Why do you want to work here?' with some nonsense answer about culture that neither side really buys off on. Unfortunately, 'Because I have skills that I can exchange for currency' isn't a socially acceptable answer. :)
 
Because Chained is going to cite me or something, I will answer the question

Weenie!!:D
On free days, no citations. Well, that's what I would say.
Maybe I'll end up with one. :eek: I'll work on something jaw dropping.
#freakyfriday

No, I've never been asked a question like that. Which does surprise me as I live in the field of creativity and thinking outside the box.
 
For the topic inclined......when interviewing for a job there is always a line of questioning that is not germane to the position but rather focused on the "soft skills". What kind of tree would you be, what is your favorite color, how did you react when mommy took away your favorite binky because she said you were too old to take it to school? Has there ever been a new hire selection that came down to how those questions were answered or has someone been turned away because they failed that portion of the interview?
Is it weird that I still have my childhood blankie? I don't sleep with it (very often) anymore, but I could never bring myself to throw it out. It is so soft. And my great-grandmother crocheted it for me. :D

I haven't had to formally interview for a job in... almost 20 years? Any job change that I've had has come about through networking, so the interviews have been fairly informal and most conversational. So I guess I'm lucky?

But I have been an interviewer and I do like the occasional quirky question to see how they think on their feet. But I also don't put too much weight on their response because I get that people can be nervous/anxious in that situation.

The worst interviewee that I had asked me if I thought he was physically attractive (he wasn't) and later started to say something, stopped himself and instead said, "I shouldn't say that because you're a girl."

:rolleyes:
 
The problem with many of the soft questions is they're virtually indefensible in a lawsuit or EEOC complaint here in the US because there is no tie back to actual job related qualifications.

The software industry (Google being an example) was once very fond of them - lawsuits battered it out of them over the last couple of years and they no longer ask them.

There are some narrow job categories where variants of soft questions are used but very carefully. It's been years since I've looked for a job as a direct employee (I'm a dreaded consultant) but I routinely go through "get to know you" interviews and meetings when the customers are deciding whether or not to hire our firm or place a consultant on a specific project and I'm often on the other side of the equation, trying to staff project teams or evaluate the existing staff.

My professional opinion is most interviews are a near waste of time because everyone is shading their answers to try and either get the job or create a favorable impression with the job seeker.

When we're hiring consultants, they're vetted carefully for skills by our headhunters and then we take them to lunch and ask them an opened ended question that goes something like this -

"So, we're a "whole person" firm - we know you have the basic skill set we're looking for - let's take the next hour and I want you to tell me your life story. Start when you're born."

We've already told them in advance what the lunch is going to be like and what the question is and we just kind of flow with it from there. (LOL - and we actually tell them it's okay to order a drink at lunch because we're going to be having cocktails too.)
 
I would answer all those questions if there was interest or if I truly believed that the person asking had some way to interpret my answers for the greater good. The reality is, there can be a planned answer to every stupid question. It doesn't indicate that people can think on their feet. It indicates that they can surf the internet for curveball questions.
I want to know that you can look at a situation and recognize the things that you didn't already know. I want to know that you aren't afraid to ask questions, give your opinions, or present yourself with a level of humility that allows others to grow.
Can you laugh at yourself?
Can you find a small win for someone who is failing?
Do you relish a moment to pause before you respond in a stressful situation?
Which tree does that?
 
Since this is a free for all day, I've got something heavy on my heart.

Someone told me I wasn't charming. Can you guys/girls fucking believe this? Come on.
 
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How did that get back to you so quickly??? I sent out that PM blast at 12:36pm, for goodness sake.
 
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(I'm all talk. And not clever enough to insult his charm. I would've gone for a dick joke.) ;)
 
I was once asked in an interview and the guy asked "Sorry, I gotta ask this...if you were an animal what kind of animal would you be and why?"

I immediately shot back with "I'd be a bald eagle. Because when I take off I FLY."

I didn't get the job and the place closed down a few months later.
 
My spirit animal is a 3-way tie between house cat, squirrel, and giant squid.

What does this say about me?
 
I interviewed someone recently and asked the animal question. He said he would be a snake.

I did not recommend him for the position.
 
I interviewed someone recently and asked the animal question. He said he would be a snake.

I did not recommend him for the position.

Hahaha. Oh fuck. What a dope!

When I interview, I like to show my leadership skills and how I take charge. So, I always fire at least one of the people on the interview panel. Just to let them know I don't take shit from anyone.
 
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