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Lit is a world of alts. How many Lit identities have you posted under?

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Oh, the trials and tribulations of a cam jacker boy, eh Pmann?

I once shot cum on my ear. Actually, my wife jerked me off and it shot so far it hit my ear. I literally heard my cum.

But that was ten years ago when I was 22. Back when my cum actually shot out like a rocket. As opposed to 32 year old Pmann where the fun feels like it's gonna knock down a door, but it wheels itself out in a fucking Hover Round. It's not that bad. But I'm not giving myself earcials anymore.
 
I once shot cum on my ear. Actually, my wife jerked me off and it shot so far it hit my ear. I literally heard my cum.

But that was ten years ago when I was 22. Back when my cum actually shot out like a rocket. As opposed to 32 year old Pmann where the fun feels like it's gonna knock down a door, but it wheels itself out in a fucking Hover Round. It's not that bad. But I'm not giving myself earcials anymore.

I...don't...even know what to do with that^ kind of information. :confused:

And, geez louise. That is some serious boobage. :eek:

 
I once shot cum on my ear. Actually, my wife jerked me off and it shot so far it hit my ear. I literally heard my cum.

But that was ten years ago when I was 22. Back when my cum actually shot out like a rocket. As opposed to 32 year old Pmann where the fun feels like it's gonna knock down a door, but it wheels itself out in a fucking Hover Round. It's not that bad. But I'm not giving myself earcials anymore.

Speaking of shooting things, reading this the lovely scotch I was drinking is now all over my iPad screen. Dammit Pmann
 
Speaking of shooting things, reading this the lovely scotch I was drinking is now all over my iPad screen. Dammit Pmann

That's what you get for drinking the adult beverage equivalent of bleach.

And it's a good thing I'm sober, drunkies. Half of you are drunk. Suzanne is high as fuck.

I need to be sober. Who else is gonna take advantage of you inebriated fuckers?
 
I drank all of the amaretto in the house. I will be hitting up Total Wine tomorrow. Enough of the liquor talk when I dont have any :p
 
That's what you get for drinking the adult beverage equivalent of bleach.

And it's a good thing I'm sober, drunkies. Half of you are drunk. Suzanne is high as fuck.

I need to be sober. Who else is gonna take advantage of you inebriated fuckers?



You skipped my question... you shoot off on cam!?!?
 
You skipped my question... you shoot off on cam!?!?

You all wish. I should start a pay by the cc of pmann juice. You girls would go broke. AMIRIGHT?!!!

I'm pretty sure Suzanne was wishfully saying that. And Scout is just drunk as an Irishman. She's got no clue what is even going on.
 
You all wish. I should start a pay by the cc of pmann juice. You girls would go broke. AMIRIGHT?!!!

I'm pretty sure Suzanne was wishfully saying that. And Scout is just drunk as an Irishman. She's got no clue what is even going on.

I resemble that remark...
 
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