Do you eat your dessert first?

Humor is so underrated. I'd add don't be afraid to be humorous or creative in the ad! And also, don't be afraid to be specific about what you are looking for, but be open to being surprised too-- i.e. "18-20 nubile females looking for flash roleplay on skype only" might not get as many takers as "kinky gamer girls and geeky younger females wanted"

Above all else, be REAL and genuine if that is what you are hoping to get back.
 
Oh and YES on filling out your profile. People do check those. And just speaking for myself here, a dick pick as your profile pic isn't as appealing as even a blank avatar. No need to advertise the goods right up front IMHO.
 
I think it's a waste of everyone's time to not say exactly what you're looking for. I certainly am as crystal clear as can be in mine, yet guys will reply that in no way fit what I'm looking for. Hope (or desperation) springs eternal I guess.
 
I think it's a waste of everyone's time to not say exactly what you're looking for. I certainly am as crystal clear as can be in mine, yet guys will reply that in no way fit what I'm looking for. Hope (or desperation) springs eternal I guess.

Well that's because you're an egotistical, annoying person with stupid expectations. I think I could remember only handle talking to you for maybe 2 seconds before I thought, "This chick is a fucking idiot."

...just look at your own damn profile, for fuck's sake.
 
Well that's because you're an egotistical, annoying person with stupid expectations. I think I could remember only handle talking to you for maybe 2 seconds before I thought, "This chick is a fucking idiot."

...just look at your own damn profile, for fuck's sake.

Seriously???????

Her profile is GREAT. It states exactly what she is looking for, whom she wants to hear from, has links to her content, and offers a cheeky avatar that isn't "omg shut the the browser window" explicit. Maybe what she wants isn't what YOU want, but this is a GREAT profile.
 
Seriously???????

Her profile is GREAT. It states exactly what she is looking for, whom she wants to hear from, has links to her content, and offers a cheeky avatar that isn't "omg shut the the browser window" explicit. Maybe what she wants isn't what YOU want, but this is a GREAT profile.

No, when you talk to her, she refers you to her website and recommends that you listen to her audio and then expresses her absolutely ridiculously high standards. She is like a living spam machine. I talked to her long enough to tell her I wasn't interested in a product but a real person.
 
Oh and YES on filling out your profile. People do check those. And just speaking for myself here, a dick pick as your profile pic isn't as appealing as even a blank avatar. No need to advertise the goods right up front IMHO.
This works for me too. I'd much rather meet the face before the dick.
I think it's a waste of everyone's time to not say exactly what you're looking for. I certainly am as crystal clear as can be in mine, yet guys will reply that in no way fit what I'm looking for. Hope (or desperation) springs eternal I guess.
Unfortunately, we have learned that many guys don't read very well. They see a female ad and message.
Well that's because you're an egotistical, annoying person with stupid expectations. I think I could remember only handle talking to you for maybe 2 seconds before I thought, "This chick is a fucking idiot."

...just look at your own damn profile, for fuck's sake.
:mad: Hey, I just got done talking about how sweet you are!!
 
No, when you talk to her, she refers you to her website and recommends that you listen to her audio and then expresses her absolutely ridiculously high standards. She is like a living spam machine. I talked to her long enough to tell her I wasn't interested in a product but a real person.

Is she selling audio or phone sex? That's probably against the rules of the forum. But if she's just super picky, that's her right, same as yours. Not everyone will click, and you know you want something different, which is awesome.
 
Is she selling audio or phone sex? That's probably against the rules of the forum. But if she's just super picky, that's her right, same as yours. Not everyone will click, and you know you want something different, which is awesome.

She has her own website. So, she pulls you to Skype and then refers you. I cannot remember what the site is.
 
She has her own website. So, she pulls you to Skype and then refers you. I cannot remember what the site is.

I have zero clue who this clown is, obviously someone who didn't pass my voice audition. I have never spammed anyone from this website, anyone can check any inbox message I've ever sent and I do not refer anyone to paid sites. I have a FREE site of nearly 200 erotic recordings that many people have enjoyed that's in my sig. I am here for personal, not business reasons and have had LOTS of free phone sex with many guys on this site. I contribute stories and audios to this site and am a long term member, sounds like someone is mad they didn't have the voice for me, get over it. I'd be interested to see this persons yahoo or skype id so I can review the chat. But I can promise you, if anyone says I spammed anyone to a paid site, they are an out and out liar.
 
She has her own website. So, she pulls you to Skype and then refers you. I cannot remember what the site is.

Everyone's here for different things. Just because she wants something specific and is methodical about it, doesn't warrant talking shit about her. Maybe she just doesn't want to waste anyone's time? You say you can detect bullshit but it seems to me she is bypassing all the bullshit.

Also, you're really not gonna do yourself any favours calling women 'fucking idiots' on public boards. People round here have long memories.
 
I have zero clue who this clown is, obviously someone who didn't pass my voice audition. I have never spammed anyone from this website, anyone can check any inbox message I've ever sent and I do not refer anyone to paid sites. I have a FREE site of nearly 200 erotic recordings that many people have enjoyed that's in my sig. I am here for personal, not business reasons and have had LOTS of free phone sex with many guys on this site. I contribute stories and audios to this site and am a long term member, sounds like someone is mad they didn't have the voice for me, get over it. I'd be interested to see this persons yahoo or skype id so I can review the chat. But I can promise you, if anyone says I spammed anyone to a paid site, they are an out and out liar.

Everyone's here for different things. Just because she wants something specific and is methodical about it, doesn't warrant talking shit about her. Maybe she just doesn't want to waste anyone's time? You say you can detect bullshit but it seems to me she is bypassing all the bullshit.

Also, you're really not gonna do yourself any favours calling women 'fucking idiots' on public boards. People round here have long memories.


First of all, I have been on Lit since 2005 with two usernames (Christopher2012 and this one). So, I know how it works. And I have great female friends here.

And secondly, check out the "HIRE ME" section of the website. HIRE-fucking-ME. Her phone rate is $2 per min according to the fucking website. So get off my nuts about this chick not selling a product.

http://sexychatwithsharon.com/hire-me-2/
 
First of all, I have been on Lit since 2005 with two usernames (Christopher2012 and this one). So, I know how it works. And I have great female friends here.

And secondly, check out the "HIRE ME" section of the website. HIRE-fucking-ME. Her phone rate is $2 per min according to the fucking website. So get off my nuts about this chick not selling a product.

http://sexychatwithsharon.com/hire-me-2/

It is not against the rules to link to a NON paid site, sexychatwithsharon is NOT a paid site. Many gals here have direct links to PAID sites, I do not. Literotica is also mentioned and recommended countless times on my site.

http://www.literotica.com/support/forum_rules.shtml

7. Please do not blatantly "advertise" for other websites in your signature. We allow non-commercial links to other people's personal websites in sigs, but please do not beg people to click on your link, make it huge and/or flashing, or otherwise be obnoxious.

We do not allow links to any adult pay sites. We also reserve the right to remove signatures which link to sites with numerous annoying pop-ups, viruses, or anything else potentially harmful to people's computers. If you turn your signature into an advertisement, we will ask you to change it. Do not start threads with the URL in the header.
 
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First of all, I have been on Lit since 2005 with two usernames (Christopher2012 and this one). So, I know how it works. And I have great female friends here.

And secondly, check out the "HIRE ME" section of the website. HIRE-fucking-ME. Her phone rate is $2 per min according to the fucking website. So get off my nuts about this chick not selling a product.

http://sexychatwithsharon.com/hire-me-2/

Well, yeah. She does professional phone sex, why wouldn't you if you've got the skills? What are you accusing her of, exactly? Scamming? Nobody needs to pay if they don't want to. I'm not hearing any good justification for being so rude.
 
Well, yeah. She does professional phone sex, why wouldn't you if you've got the skills? What are you accusing her of, exactly? Scamming? Nobody needs to pay if they don't want to. I'm not hearing any good justification for being so rude.

Thank you. As I say to anyone accusing me of anything like this, use your head. Would I care what someone's voice was like if I was looking at them as a client? Nope. Would I conduct "voice auditions" if I was concerned about money? Nope. My profile is crystal clear. I have sites for business, I do not need to try and get any clients here or any similar sites. Personal and business are separate, even chefs cook at home, even girls in adult masturbate.

Does anyone with a brain seriously think I'd make a site of hundreds of free recordings for the entire internet to enjoy just on the off chance a call might result? LOL. Laughable.

So many people on Lit have been so kind to me over the years, over my submissions here, I have a folder of over 700 fan emails ones have sent me I have kept I'd say out of the 700, maybe 5 were negative. It was actually a Lit member that suggested I make that site since Lit compresses the audios and a Lit member asked if I'd consider making a site of my audios in their original state for them to enjoy, that was the very start of it over 5 yrs ago. This site has given me so much enjoyment, it's indescribable, the people I have chatted with, phoned with, I would never, ever risk getting banned from this site by doing something so stupid as to troll for clients here. I am not your average dumb dumb girl that works in adult.
 
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I have zero clue who this clown is, obviously someone who didn't pass my voice audition. I have never spammed anyone from this website, anyone can check any inbox message I've ever sent and I do not refer anyone to paid sites. I have a FREE site of nearly 200 erotic recordings that many people have enjoyed that's in my sig. I am here for personal, not business reasons and have had LOTS of free phone sex with many guys on this site. I contribute stories and audios to this site and am a long term member, sounds like someone is mad they didn't have the voice for me, get over it. I'd be interested to see this persons yahoo or skype id so I can review the chat. But I can promise you, if anyone says I spammed anyone to a paid site, they are an out and out liar.

I am only going to say this, and then walk away... Out of everyone I have ever voice chatted with, his is my favorite.
 
I think it's a waste of everyone's time to not say exactly what you're looking for. I certainly am as crystal clear as can be in mine, yet guys will reply that in no way fit what I'm looking for. Hope (or desperation) springs eternal I guess.

Ok... I have to ask. What are you looking for ? :D
 
Thank you. As I say to anyone accusing me of anything like this, use your head. Would I care what someone's voice was like if I was looking at them as a client? Nope. Would I conduct "voice auditions" if I was concerned about money? Nope. My profile is crystal clear. I have sites for business, I do not need to try and get any clients here or any similar sites. Personal and business are separate, even chefs cook at home, even girls in adult masturbate.

Does anyone with a brain seriously think I'd make a site of hundreds of free recordings for the entire internet to enjoy just on the off chance a call might result? LOL. Laughable.

Agreed. Your voice is wonderful. We do what we like. No need to answer to anyone or anything.
 
Agreed. Your voice is wonderful. We do what we like. No need to answer to anyone or anything.

I recall chatting with you on Skype and your voice was deeper than I look for, but you were very nice when we chit chatted. I look for not the typical male voice, voices are subjective, what turns one on, leaves another cold. I certainly know i'm not everyone's cup of tea, no one is. You cannot please everyone, but everyone I've chatted with, "auditioned", I try and be friendly and encouraging.
 
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