Sex robot goes back in time to sex the hell out of Nikola Tesla...

[Piemem]

We all know the story too well. Nikola Tesla lived and died a virgin.

I would like someone to write a story for me. Involving a super hot sex robot (with black hair and pale skin) from the year 2300.

Her mission would be to go back in time and collect as much sperm samples from him as possible. To take back to the future. So they can clone him.

I would write it myself, but I am not the best at these kinds of things.

So what do you guys think?

 

[Hypoxia]

I have a certain connection with Tesla -- I used to live downstairs from him. Well, I was there a half-century after him, but still... The new Grand Central Hotel on Broadway around 3rd Street, just east of New York University, was the grandest hotel in the world. One of the Golden Age Barons was murdered there. Tesla had a penthouse suite. By the time I got my 3rd-floor room almost a half-century ago the place had deteriorated terribly. (Should I mention the rats in the walls?) The building just collapsed on itself a couple decades later. How the mighty fall...

A sexbot might have difficulty seducing Tesla. He would not respond to normal human enticements. The sexbot would need to sneak in whilst Tesla slept and suction him. I'm not sure how erotic such a tale would be.

Other possibilities:
* The sexbot has mindcontrol tricks.
* The sexbot inadvertently provokes Tesla's isolation mania.
* The sexbot goes back to a young Tesla in Serbia and inadvertently provokes his visualization genius AND his aversion to human sex.
* Sexbots of different construction are tried, various ages, genders, races, species, etc. Do any attract him?

 

[Carnevil9]

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but you don't need a sperm sample to clone somebody. Especially in 2300 AD! Pretty much any old cell that contains his DNA would do. But I don't imagine a story about a robot snipping a piece of hair or swabbing his cheek would be very erotic.

How about instead of a robot, a young woman is sent back to seduce him and get knocked up by him, then return to the future to give birth? I do like the idea of this visitor from the future affecting both his genius and his (lack of) sexuality. Maybe the sex with her was so good, he never wants to have an inferior version to mar the memories.

 

[Hypoxia]

How about instead of a robot, a young woman is sent back to seduce him and get knocked up by him, then return to the future to give birth? I do like the idea of this visitor from the future affecting both his genius and his (lack of) sexuality. Maybe the sex with her was so good, he never wants to have an inferior version to mar the memories.

Shayla17X is a well-bred 23rd-century gal -- bred to appeal to pre-1900 Euro notions of beauty, and imbued with controllable pheromones for irresistible sex appeal and charisma, tightly focused. She's sent back to 1874 Croatia where 18-year-old Tesla is bedridden with cholera for 9 months. That's where/when she works her hormonal magic. He's already a math genius but she enhances his brain and body, curing him, giving him endurance and wiry strength -- which he needs when he runs off, draft-dodging. He lives wild in the forest for a year, reading USA literature and foraging food.

He begins his remarkable career. He was already famous by 1890 and an international superstar by 1895. But he never took women. He said, "Nothing great was ever invented by a married man." But yes, Shayla17X was pure perfection. No other female could approach her standards.

Not that he was alone. Shayla17X returns to him periodically, always for more sublime sex... but she slightly twists him. She is the only person he can bear to touch, almost the only person whose company he can tolerate. Increasing isolation and crankiness; refusal to accept modern physics; heading for the deep end. Shalya17X's regular visits become his only consolation, his only contact with humanity, however synthetic she may be.

She never mentions their child(ren).

And then her visits stop.

Tesla deteriorates.

 

[Strangebuddy]

If the robot looks like a pigeon, Tesla might be down for it...hmmm, Hatoful Girlfriend: Tesla's future harem. IGN review 10/10

 

[Hypoxia]

If the robot looks like a pigeon, Tesla might be down for it...

Are you calling him a bird-fucker?

 

[Strangebuddy]

He did claim to be married to a pigeon that communicated with him by using laser eyes. He claimed he never had sex but...

 

[Carnevil9]

He did claim to be married to a pigeon that communicated with him by using laser eyes. He claimed he never had sex but...

I've heard of scientists being pigeon-holed, but this is ridiculous!

 

[Hypoxia]

We know Mr Tesla kept secrets. Yes, he had many secret plans and papers. Let us assume he could hold his personal life secret too. He was rather a master of publicity, which entails distraction and misdirection. For our story purposes, his secret sex life remains hidden from public view, but not from our gimlet eyes.

We see what he does with Shayla17X. And with her clone-sisters, too. All behind the locked doors of his private laboratory, heh heh. With the Van de Graaf generators arcing lightning bolts between extended electrodes, the air overwhelmed with ozone, static charges building up on every surface, Nikola and the ladies' fingertips sparking, their hair standing out...

 

[MatthewVett]

Honestly, you'd have better luck with a pigeon robot that has a needle in its beak. Dude loved pigeons. Vaginas, not so much.

 

[Hypoxia]

Honestly, you'd have better luck with a pigeon robot that has a needle in its beak. Dude loved pigeons. Vaginas, not so much.

Not very erotic, even without a LIT ban of bestiality. No bird-fucking here; no ostriches or great awks. Set those pigeons free.

How about another SF approach? Whatever else Nikola loved, electricity was his main squeeze. So the future-folk send back a living hyperelectric pattern that (for story purposes) takes the form of... a hot woman, not a pigeon. Sparky is not a fleshy woman nor quite an electro Human Torch. She is canned lightning with corruscating skin and flashing eyes. She can envelop Nikola with light and heat. She is magic. And she can magnetize his cranky, creaky Croatian cock. Zap!

 

[Badfather80]

A sexy cyborg goes back in time to get knocked up by Tesla so she can have his kids and have them grow up to save mankind from whatever ails the world in the far distant future. Maybe she had a dream or premonition where their offspring would be "The Chosen One" or something. Anyway, her plan goes awry when Tesla gets hooked on sex and decides to spend his days and nights fucking hookers rather than wasting his time inventing stuff, although he does invent the vibrator, which earns him millions and allows him to carry on his decadent lifestyle..

 

[Hypoxia]

A sexy cyborg goes back in time to get knocked up by Tesla so she can have his kids and have them grow up to save mankind from whatever ails the world in the far distant future. Maybe she had a dream or premonition where their offspring would be "The Chosen One" or something. Anyway, her plan goes awry when Tesla gets hooked on sex and decides to spend his days and nights fucking hookers rather than wasting his time inventing stuff, although he does invent the vibrator, which earns him millions and allows him to carry on his decadent lifestyle..

But then *something* happens that sets him on the road to germ-o-phobic isolation and abnegation of modern physics. (Tesla rejected relativity, quantum, all that stuff.)

What happened? Did he see her for what she was, a semi-machine powered by forces he thought couldn't exist? Did nanobots in her body infiltrate his, altering his consciousness? Did she burn out some of his neural pathways? Did he freak?