Any election season ideas?

[loquere]

Any election season ideas?

 

[Jose_Rick]

Hmm...

I can imagine some interesting election fundraising opportunities.

Or trading favors for endorsements.

Or perhaps your least favorite candidate could literally go fuck himself.

 

[Hypoxia]

Long ago I amused myself writing salacious political propaganda hit-pieces (alas, I didn't save those texts) explicitly portraying the usual racist-sexist-fucktard pols screwing and being screwed by the objects of their derision -- David Duke and Pat Buchanan DP'd by swarthy Jews and sweaty BBCs, etc. (I can't detail the David Koresh piece here -- too underage.) Ann Coulter pulling a train of wetbacks. Et fucking cetera.

Such comes to mind this political season. But political careers can be ephemeral. Nobody now gives a shit about many past players and their transgressions. Best to pick a young subject with staying power so they can be maligned and slimed for years to come. Show Cruz as a secret Muslim terrorist with a chador-covered harem -- but he fucks and sucks goats too, that sneaky little chupacabra! Or Rubio as an android-robot-borg critter with mechanically tireless powers of crotch-thrusting.

 

[RejectReality]

Best to avoid actual politicians completely. Laurel has been known to reject stories featuring actual politicians on more than one occasion.

It's just not worth the controversy.

 

[Hypoxia]

Best to avoid actual politicians completely. Laurel has been known to reject stories featuring actual politicians on more than one occasion.

Easily handled. Teddy Crud, Marko Rubilips, Dagmar "The Dagger" Tromp, etc. But any current or recent pol or other celeb has a short shelf-life, dramatically. Readers in a couple years are likely to respond with, "Who dat?" and "Who cares?"

I'll also note that my past hit-pieces were not aimed at a LIT-type audience and so aren't good models for submissions here. But they were fun to write!

"The Dagger" had often bragged his sexy daughter was the best date he'd ever had. The leaked video proved it. "And you're not even Mexican!" he smirked on the soundtrack. She slid her strapon deeper into his anus. "Hush now, Daddy; I loaded up on jalapeño juice just for you," she replied. His hot yelps gratified her immensely. She stepped up the pace of her pegging.​

See, they're more fun than campaign workers.

 

[Carnevil9]

Best to avoid actual politicians completely. Laurel has been known to reject stories featuring actual politicians on more than one occasion.

It's just not worth the controversy.

It's also not worth alienating half of your potential readers. YOU may think that your political opinions are universally agreed to, and that only miscreant brain damaged cretins could possibly think otherwise, but trust me, you are wrong. There are at least as many people with opposing views as there are people who agree with you. Why piss off a huge set of potential reading eyes?

That said, everyone loves to hate politicians in general; writing a generic scum-sucking huckster that doesn't remind anyone of anybody specific will tap into a popular vein. Starry-eyed idealistic campaign workers are also ripe for exploitation in a story, either by the unscrupulous pol they are toiling for, or maybe by an older, more jaded co-worker.

 

[Hypoxia]

It's also not worth alienating half of your potential readers.

But TRUMP AND THE TENTACLES will surely grab eyeballs. Especially in LW. Cephalopods deliver pussy (including his wives) to The Donald in exchange for... certain evil favors. Does he feel dissed because his wives have been pre-probed by tentacles? Or cuckolded because they return for more?

...everyone loves to hate politicians in general; writing a generic scum-sucking huckster that doesn't remind anyone of anybody specific will tap into a popular vein. Starry-eyed idealistic campaign workers are also ripe for exploitation in a story, either by the unscrupulous pol they are toiling for, or maybe by an older, more jaded co-worker.

Young workers in rival campaigns try to impugn their opponents by seducing them -- with cameras rolling. Idealistic candidates fall into honeytraps and are 'turned' to The Dark Side. A suckered pol turns the tables by taking their rival's mate. I've seen LIT tales of the pols seducing each other and/or the other's spouse.

I recently read the entire Carl Hiaasen fiction oeuvre. The super-sleazy pols and fixers there are ideal models for our tales. Some are midgets. Hmm...

 

[Hard_Rom]

Two campaign workers different parties meet in bar. Love/hate thing. Two lobbyists for left and right causes. Take turns making the other their bitch. Keep all happy.

 

[loquere]

A political story I recommend you read.

https://www.literotica.com/s/yes-congressman-ch-01

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Made-up politicians give you more scope and possibilities, too.

 

[Hypoxia]

Made-up politicians give you more scope and possibilities, too.

Cleverly-invented pols lead the reader to wonder who they're based on. In a couple of his books, Carl Hiaasen introduces very powerful dwarves, one a sleazy political fixer, the other a Chamber of Commerce honcho, both relentless -- and both killed by aquatic predators IIRC. I wonder what dwarvish Florida figure and wish-fulfillment they represent?

 

[lovecraft68]

It would be irony to write about either of the top two fucking, because whoever wins will be fucking us for four years.

This election is a disgrace.

 

[loquere]

Bernie Sanders and Hilary Clinton both tie in the delegate count, leading to the convention. At the convention there delegates won't budge, and the convention is deadlocked. The two candidates are forced to negotiate a solution, one on one, alone with no aides in the room.


They end up deciding to have sex with the person that cums first, loosing the nomination, the looser must be the winners VP.

They end up coming at the same time over and over again, until hours later a winner is finally crowned.

 

[Cmdr_L]

Trump X Clinton

It's not the wall on the boarder that matters. It's the wall in your heart.

 

[Hypoxia]

"It's not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes." --J.Stalin

Sexual hijinx behind hacked voting machines. Vote-counters are seduced while accomplices toss and fake ballots. Treachery and counter-treachery prevail. Meanwhile, candidates, staffs, pollsters, and reporters all pursue their customary perversions. Cue the usual Scooby-Doo chase.

Twist: A nefarious player infiltrates the printing plant where paper ballots are produced. They apply mysterious synthetic pheromones that drive voters to cast desired votes. Of course the chemicals have unintended libidinous side-effects. Fornication ensues.