My Shady Goods

[Icy1]

Untrusted by two attractive women. That cuts me to the core. Or maybe they trusted that I'd rise to the bait so they created a conspiracy to egg me on? Well the yolks on you (figuratively and not literally)! All you had to do was ask (and if you both had asked it might have been two pictures ).

However I simply can't refuse such tasty, tempting bait...

True. And with a better climate I could nude sunbathe as well for an all over tan. But where can I find a good beach this time of year? Some place secluded, warm and where virtually no one knows me? Let me think.

Cheers

Haha. Where indeed.
Nice secluded beaches, warm climate, I know you but no one else does.
Hmm...how about Australia?

 

[Omegawolfen]

Thanks Little Sister. You know what they say...

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.



Usually you ask nicely. You're a proper lady...in public. Nothing wrong with a bit of snark from time to time. Breaks up your groove, the pattern by which you post your comments. I'm happy to please by meeting reasonable requests. As I often say, I'm easy but I'm not cheap.



Oh can you imagine if I had a twin? It would probably be like that one Star Trek episode with the black and white and white and black guy fighting. A human version of matter versus anti-matter. Oh...I wonder what the evil version of me would be like? A flashier dresser for sure.

Yup, you'll have to snuggle in close. I hope that's not a problem? I don't take up too much room when I'm on my side and spoon nicely. But as I pointed out to Kim, we can just stack up if side by side doesn't work. That puts us pretty close. One might even say we'd be joined at the hip.

Cheers

If you had a twin, and he was half the man you are, then I would be twice as happy with all the pictures and everything else

 

[LadyVer]

Lovely.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well THAT was rude if me! I get great comments from three lovely and loyal regulars to my thread and I ignore them?!? Not very honorable of me. I could throw myself upon my sword but first I'll do what any good rogue does...resort to bribery! But first, I need to correct my oversight.

Haha. Where indeed.
Nice secluded beaches, warm climate, I know you but no one else does.
Hmm...how about Australia?

Oh that sounds like fun! Don you have a guest room or will I have to fight the koalas and arboreal kangaroos for the best bole of the tree?

If you had a twin, and he was half the man you are, then I would be twice as happy with all the pictures and everything else

Your maths don't add up Omega. One of me plus another of me that's half the man I am (1HR + 1/2HR = 3/2HR) makes you twuce as happy (2H). So if 3/2HR = 2H and I divide both sides by 3/2H I get R = 4/3. Ah, so cloning me makes for an extra 33% rogueocity! Cool.

So your maths weren't wrong and with a clone you can be an Omega sandwich.

Lovely.

Thanks Lady Ver!

So here's my bribe...

One for Each:

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here...

And here...

And here.​

Are we square? Or do I need to sharpen my sword?

Cheers

 

[murmurmara]

I trust the ladies are willing to share because I can't resist that napping position. What a perfect twist! Getting the urge to spoon against your stretches...
∞∞∞

 

[Omegawolfen]

I trust the ladies are willing to share because I can't resist that napping position. What a perfect twist! Getting the urge to spoon against your stretches...
∞∞∞

He does such a good twist...i'm sure he's very flexible and it would be churlish not to share with you Mara

 

[Tiamo15]

You can ignore this comment if it means we can see more pics like that! Mmmmmm!

 

[Kimleigh]

Well THAT was rude if me! I get great comments from three lovely and loyal regulars to my thread and I ignore them?!? Not very honorable of me. I could throw myself upon my sword but first I'll do what any good rogue does...resort to bribery! But first, I need to correct my oversight.



Oh that sounds like fun! Don you have a guest room or will I have to fight the koalas and arboreal kangaroos for the best bole of the tree?



Your maths don't add up Omega. One of me plus another of me that's half the man I am (1HR + 1/2HR = 3/2HR) makes you twuce as happy (2H). So if 3/2HR = 2H and I divide both sides by 3/2H I get R = 4/3. Ah, so cloning me makes for an extra 33% rogueocity! Cool.

So your maths weren't wrong and with a clone you can be an Omega sandwich.



Thanks Lady Ver!

So here's my bribe...

One for Each:

Are we square? Or do I need to sharper my sword?

Cheers

Lucky ladies!!

 

[Icy1]

Well THAT was rude if me! I get great comments from three lovely and loyal regulars to my thread and I ignore them?!? Not very honorable of me. I could throw myself upon my sword but first I'll do what any good rogue does...resort to bribery! But first, I need to correct my oversight.



Oh that sounds like fun! Don you have a guest room or will I have to fight the koalas and arboreal kangaroos for the best bole of the tree?

lol. I have a guest room but you fighting off the local wildlife is an entertaining thought.

So here's my bribe...

One for Each:

[]

Are we square? Or do I need to sharper my sword?

Cheers

I didn't realise I liked bribery so much. Wow!!!
You look gorgeous!
And yes you can help.

 

[HonorableRogue]

It's bed time here in GMT+3 but I was informed I had to post this one final shot...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers and Sweet Dreams

P.S. Replies tomorrow.

 

[Lyricalli]

It's bed time here in GMT+3 but I was informed I had to post this one final shot...

I do like a man who's open to suggestion, especially when it's such a good one.

 

[LadyVer]

It's bed time here in GMT+3 but I was informed I had to post this one final shot...

Cheers and Sweet Dreams

P.S. Replies tomorrow.

Fantastic pic! Love it and your thread.

 

[msglendale32A]

Now you get to read the invisible ink and learn the plan I had for this ...

The Regulars

Come play between the sheets? - Where it began to flourish

Oh...UNDER the Sheets
Repurposed
I'm Not Usually This Happy to Get Up
I_Don't_Want_to_Go_to_Work
Literal
Gray Morning to Post
Vintage Morning to Post
View on High
Barely_Fit_Lengthwise
Its Been a While
Choice 1
Choice 2
Choice 2 (Re-Editted)
Lazy Sunday Morning
Reading in Bed
Thirty Four and a Half
Under the Cover of Darkness
Morning Already
The Other Bed
Play in STUK's Sheets with Omega​

shower pic thread!! will it take off? heres mine - Where it continued to flourish

Starting Shower
Taking Shower
Adjusting the Tap []
Shower Pair
Clean Dry and Servicable
Bronze Shower
Shower Tease
My Big Duck
New Shower
Just Ducky
Shower in Color
Next to Last Shower
Ducky's Final Shower
Hotel Shower []
Splash of Color​

My Shady Goods - Where I bit the bullet

Passed 1
Passed 3
Shower - Chest []
Eyes - Vintage Really Brings Out the Green
Bed Sheet Color - On Off
Bed Sheet Color - Off Off
Bed Sheet Color - On On
Bed Sheet Color - Off On
Rise and Shine
Risen and Shining (Well Glowing)
Hot Night []
Different Perspective []
Pair of Pears Blooper
Shower 16 []
Bed Tease Redux []
Post Shower []
Per Your Requests
Bug Stretch (Typo of Big Stretch)
Two Smiles []
Shower 1 - Cropped
Shower 2 - Cropped
Laying Down
Damn It!
Shave No Haircut One Bit []
Selfie Squared [|]
Old Shower Pic
Angel and Demon []
HR Cock Shot []
Gentlemen Pull Out the Chair
Grow a Pear
Come Join Me []
Vertigo []
Rear View B&W
Rear View B&W - Full
Rear View Color
Rear View Color - Full
End of Striptease 1
Manual Transmission []
Getting Dressed []
Hellboy Shower
Shower Front
Shower Back
Ready to Keep NHW Warm
Merry Christmas []
It Starts with a P []
Ready for Bed All Alone
Over the Shoulder
Under My Sheets []
Soapy Shower []
More Soap
Post Massage Shower
Blue Chair []​

The Occasionals

For Your Eyes Only

Rogue Eyes
Green Eyes - B&W
B&W Green Eyes []​

Am Pics Workout Thread - Where a friendship began

Press Up - BW []
Giving Yoga a Try
Giving More Yoga a Try
Workout​

Post Your Paired Pics - Where friendships flourish

Woman on Top
Mixed Pairs...Mixed Pears​

Let me see the hot men of Literotica

Drying Off
Come Join Me B&W
Shaving
Waiting
Chained
End of Striptease 2
Lyric Requested My Bits
For Lyric's New Request
Lyric's Special Lobe
HOT Men of Lit Shower
Plenty of Room
Getting Dressed is Hard Work []​

Post yourself with a towel

Drying Hair
I'm Safe Behind my Towel
Green Towel
Hotel Towel​

SOCK it to me!!

One Sock
Another Sock
Half a Sock​

hands ~ at work, at play, at rest

Shower Hands
Hands at Play
Hands at Shampooing​

Men, shove your hands in your pants!!!

Hand in Pants (Not Trousers)​

Post Your B&W Pix Here . . . (ver 2)

Knackered
Give Us a Cuddle
Happy Hump Day​

Show Us Your Shoulders!

Shoulder and Ear​

AmPics Coffee Shop

Coffee or Shower​

The Rares

Superheroes Wanted!!

Na Na Na Batman​

Teasing challenge!

Small Tease
Decisions Decisions
Towel Tease​

Countdown to Christmas

Stocking Stuffer​

Common Answers - Questions Not Listed

• 5' 9"
• A Little Less
• Brownish Grey (or Gray)
• Greenish
• 50

Just so you know, I take a look in now and then, just for fun.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I trust the ladies are willing to share because I can't resist that napping position. What a perfect twist! Getting the urge to spoon against your stretches...
∞∞∞

Mara I'm sure they'll share because I only associate with (comment on, PM to, chat with, call, visit, etc.) good people. I simply don't have time for people that don't deserve it.

The problem is finding a bed big enough for everyone! Might just have to toss the mattresses and any cushions we can find on the floor and call it good. Do you prefer being the big spoon or the little spoon? I'm good with either. I'm flexible (physically and other ways) and I can always find something to do with my hands and hopefully something to do with my lips and other bits.

He does such a good twist...i'm sure he's very flexible and it would be churlish not to share with you Mara

If you like the twist Omega you'll love the shout. Not only am I flexible I'm adventurous and not afraid to try something new. "Anything once and twice if I like it" is in my library of guiding phrases. So, can I help you?

Churlish is such a wonderful word and thanks to you I learned I can call people a churl! Thanks.

You can ignore this comment if it means we can see more pics like that! Mmmmmm!

Thanks for stopping in Tiamo. If I ignored your comment I'd be letting you, the ladies and a few others down because I hold myself to the same standard I hold others. Hypocrisy is a hot button of mine and I try not to inflict it on others.

Look, a reply and another picture! You're batting 1000.

Lucky ladies!!

Oh Kim you can get lucky too! With me I mean I'm pretty sure (and fervently hope) you get lucky with someone else on a regular basis. Just let me know what pose you'd like to see and as long as it's possible and doesn't violate mine or Lit's rules I'm happy to snap and post it. Remember, I'm easy but I'm not cheap.

I didn't realise I liked bribery so much. Wow!!!
You look gorgeous!
And yes you can help.

Everyone likes the right bribe Icy. It's about knowing people, their likes, their motivations, their hot buttons. And you have some very nice and very hot buttons. Thanks. Glad I can be of service. Slide on in and let me know exactly how and where I can help you.

And please accept my (and likely some others) thanks for the idea of pictures on top of the sheets. I had fun with it and a few others seemed to as well.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I do like a man who's open to suggestion, especially when it's such a good one.

I try to be open minded Lyric! I like a woman that's not afraid to speak her mind, especially when it's full of clever and novel ideas after all the only thing better than my creativity and imagination is someone else's!

I'm glad you enjoyed the suggestion. Someone suggested a similar picture but with a set of hands that are not mine...

Fantastic pic! Love it and your thread.

Thanks Lady Ver. It's always a pleasure to hear from you. If you love the picture and my thread I wonder how much you'd enjoy the bed in the background of the last shot?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Just so you know, I take a look in now and then, just for fun.

Oh? Good to know I can add a bit of fun to Lit (sometimes it runs a little thin around here). Maybe I should add a few Easter Eggs for a bit more fun.

I do my best to provide plenty to see but your post made me realize my index is FAR out of date. My apologies. Since you illuminated the oversight you get to Wield the Paddle of Motivation.

*THWACK* Thank you Ma'am may I have another!

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

I try to be open minded Lyric! I like a woman that's not afraid to speak her mind, especially when it's full of clever and novel ideas after all the only thing better than my creativity and imagination is someone else's!

I'm glad you enjoyed the suggestion. Someone suggested a similar picture but with a set of hands that are not mine...

Well, if that's not incentive to get a manicure, I don't know what is.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well, if that's not incentive to get a manicure, I don't know what is.

Sure. Say in 5 or 6 weeks? You bring your hands, I'll bring my camera and my naked body. How does that sound Lyric?

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

Everyone likes the right bribe Icy. It's about knowing people, their likes, their motivations, their hot buttons. And you have some very nice and very hot buttons. Thanks. Glad I can be of service. Slide on in and let me know exactly how and where I can help you.

And please accept my (and likely some others) thanks for the idea of pictures on top of the sheets. I had fun with it and a few others seemed to as well.

Cheers

Yes that's true. Just need to work out the motivators.

Oh I think it was a fantastic idea that resulted in hot pics!!
Well done to you and me!! And all the other ladies here too.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Yes that's true. Just need to work out the motivators.

Oh I think it was a fantastic idea that resulted in hot pics!!
Well done to you and me!! And all the other ladies here too.

Exactly. I have a friend with a PhD in Psychology and years ago, from atop my engineering high horse, I used to make fun of her "squishy science" degree but as I've aged I've come to realize it's true value and potential.

And like so many great ideas it came into being by accident. Thanks! Here's to our happy accident Icy!

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

 

[msglendale32A]

Oh? Good to know I can add a bit of fun to Lit (sometimes it runs a little thin around here). Maybe I should add a few Easter Eggs for a bit more fun.

I do my best to provide plenty to see but your post made me realize my index is FAR out of date. My apologies. Since you illuminated the oversight you get to Wield the Paddle of Motivation.

*THWACK* Thank you Ma'am may I have another!

Cheers

You may take another pic and post it. That will satisfy.

 

[Kimleigh]

Fantastic pics!!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

You may take another pic and post it. That will satisfy.

Well that was easy! Already posted. I feel like a mind reader. Let's see...

• Your favorite color is purple.
• Boxers over briefs.
• And...Oh my! We'll just keep that last one between us.

Oh! I updated the index too.

Fantastic pics!!!

Thanks Kim! The same holds true for yours. Today's panty shot looked great but they'd look better on the floor or draped across my palm (after you slipped them off under my watchful eye and placed them there).

Cheers

 

[LadyVer]

Thanks Lady Ver. It's always a pleasure to hear from you. If you love the picture and my thread I wonder how much you'd enjoy the bed in the background of the last shot?

Cheers

Well, bed shots are my fave. You do it well.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well, bed shots are my fave. You do it well.

Oh...Good to know! I have a bed and a fertile imagination. I'll have to see what I can come up with in the next couple of days.

Cheers