Alleged Snow Penis Reported As ‘Bias-Incident’ At University Of Michigan…

The University of Michigan continued to struggle with its official position on sexuality, snow and freedom of expression when a Hall Director reported a giant snow penis as a bias incident.

The confluence of these three much-discussed topics was too much to go undocumented. The phallic creation in question appeared outside of the Bursley residence hall on North Campus following the snow storm that blanketed Ann Arbor earlier in the day.

Bias-incidents, according to the Student Life Website, are “incidents that make people feel targeted because of their social identity group membership.” Based on this definition, it is unclear if the bias incident report was generated because of the perceived white male privilege displayed by the pearly member rising out up from the ground or because of inadequate sex representation as no efforts had been made to create a snow vagina.:rolleyes:
 
Lmao. So PC of them…
And how on Earth do you find all these gems (like this article), BB ?:)

Quote from the article:
"One member of Residential Staff, who wished to remain anonymous, told the Michigan Review, “I find it more than a little ridiculous that Housing officials are required to waste their time reporting trivial occurrences such as this phallic snow object.”

Generating the report, however, is only the beginning of the Hall Directors work, which will continue post-incident.
Undoubtedly the Bursley community has been harmed by the snow penis and will be relying on staff support to rebuild relationships and trust long after the snow melts.
Students living in housing who feel targeted by other snow objects, whiteboard drawings or challenging ideas are encouraged to document these events as bias-incidents to help “maintain inclusive residential environments.”
 
Soon snow, white and beautiful and turns black whrn dirty will be racist
 
I can't decide who amused me the most:

The students who made the SnowPenis, the housing staff who went so PC about it. Or the student reporter who decided to make fun of them by writing an Article about the ridiculous incident.
 
If this was isolated
It would b a joke
I'm only laughing because I'm not affected by the whole drama therefore I can afford to focus on the humorous aspect.

But I bet that those housing officials weren't just some harmless clowns, and that they went about it in a pretty mean and vengeful manner. I mean, who else would think of investigating some teenagers over a silly prank?

But you're right (if I got it right - your position on this) I heard of several other similar incidents. Most of them happened, I think, on student campuses, by officials against students.
Pretty Orwellian, in a way.
 
Can you imagine if the snow penis held a pastry in the shape of a gun:eek:

Whole cuntry woulda been on lock down
 
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