Which GB members, past or present, have never told any jokes?

[RoryN]

Or tried to be funny?

Here's a start:

renard_ruse
Trysail
Doom_Guy/MY
MeeMie
Franklin78

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

RoryN.

 

[Disgustipated]

First two or Rory's list are the same moron.

Slowlane
off2bed
2bob
coachdb18 <---- left wing version of miles. Dumb as a rock PROOF

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Looks like you've got a fanboy Rory.

 

[nerfhearder]

I know people in real life who have zero sense of humor so it's not surprising that some on here don't. Don't know how anyone lives like that.

 

[Smootg103]

Looks like you've got a fanboy Rory.

Least you admit yous a boy brah!

 

[RoryN]

coachdb18 <---- left wing version of miles. Dumb as a rock PROOF

Forgot all about him. What an idiot.

Who was that god-awful writer who used to brag about being the world's greatest poet? He had zero sense of humor.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

This is another of those threads where Rory name drops a poster or two in an effort to belittle them.

 

[Queersetti]

Forgot all about him. What an idiot.

Who was that god-awful writer who used to brag about being the world's greatest poet? He had zero sense of humor.

Scouries?

 

[Disgustipated]

Forgot all about him. What an idiot.

Who was that god-awful writer who used to brag about being the world's greatest poet? He had zero sense of humor.

Damn, forgot his name. There was also that DominatChef guy who trolled SeanH and got so flustered by his own bullshit he left. Now that I think of it, that might've the first "eyer" incarnation. Speaking of eeyore, he can get listed too.

 

[RoryN]

Scouries?

That was one, but I was thinking of...

...oh yeah! ScottX / d8rape.

 

[Queersetti]

That was one, but I was thinking of...

...oh yeah! ScottX / d8rape.

Well, Scotty had a sense of humor, it just never developed past thinking it was funny to call people faggots.

 

[RoryN]

Well, Scotty had a sense of humor, it just never developed past thinking it was funny to call people faggots.

That's a gigantic category here, in and of itself.

 

[silver gurl]

When was the last time, some of those user names even posted?

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

When was the last time, some of those user names even posted?

Rory has been here since 2003. Could be early onset senility.

 

[RoryN]

When was the last time, some of those user names even posted?

You mean under those screen names?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Damn, forgot his name. There was also that DominatChef guy who trolled SeanH and got so flustered by his own bullshit he left. Now that I think of it, that might've the first "eyer" incarnation. Speaking of eeyore, he can get listed too.

Flameout Boy actually tried to be funny in his own way more than once out of the week during his jeremiads...it was just that heavily bitter, impotency-born type of joking where you realize your life ran out of all available options for self-happiness through intimacy with other humans and dumping pain on the internet is all there's left to do.

 

[Aella_]

This Bashing thread Really sucks. Espec. because they included trysail - he's a nice and also cool poster.
How about we nominate those whom we think are among the funniest GB posters + reasons for that?

I have a few posters in mind, but gentlemen first.

 

[RoryN]

...it was just that heavily bitter, impotency-born type of joking where you realize your life ran out of all available options for self-happiness through intimacy with other humans and dumping pain on the internet is all there's left to do.

Seriously, as I read this, someone was playing jazz sax next door.

 

[Aella_]

Seriously, Rory, the last time we did such polls I was in High School. But even then, they were much less boring, and at least they were Sexyyii.

*Cough: pretends he has me and Ann on iggy.

 

[renard_ruse]

I thought you always said I was a big joke.

 

[RoryN]

I thought you always said I was a big joke.

And you just proved that you don't know the difference between telling a joke, and being one.

So that's funny, too.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Forgot all about him. What an idiot.

Who was that god-awful writer who used to brag about being the world's greatest poet? He had zero sense of humor.

That'd be the legendary ScottyX. He had a Master's in Literature, y'know.

That made him a Master of Literature.

 

[renard_ruse]

Scratch me off the list.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1285768

 

[Disgustipated]

That'd be the legendary ScottyX. He had a Master's in Literature, y'know.

That made him a Master of Literature.

Didn't have a torrid affair with a wonton girl