April Fools 2016

[Strangebuddy]

We're a week out from when entries can start showing up so let's toss out some ideas for anyone who needs an idea.

For example:

A novelty shop opens a day or two before April 1st. It's standard fare but the owner reminds their customers to not use them until April Fools. Using them before this has them do the typical stuff but on April Fools, the toys take on different properties. Those X-Ray goggles? Well now they work like most voyeurs hoped. Joy buzzers now do something a lot more satisfying than give a shock and whooped cushions...well....


Or:

Candy isn't really associated with April Fools but what if the candy in this case was a load of penis, breast, and vulva shaped candies, cakes and treats? And the candy was all dumped on your desk right before an important meeting?

Or alternatively, several sex toys are left on a person's desk as a prank and a rumor goes out that there will be inspections today? No time to ditch them in someone else's cubicle, your trash can will be searched...so they have to go somewhere. Bonus if the prankster has a remote control and at least one of the toys vibrates.

 

[Hypoxia]

* It's April Fool's Day and a vagabond ex returns, expecting sex.
* A big-pharma joker labels sleeping pills as Viagra. April Fools!
* The usual tricks of siblings sneaking into bed with each other.
* Biz joker books a corporate convention at a swingers' resort.
* Joker takes priest's spot in confessional, issues sexy penances.
* Demon joker laces Cupid's arrows with an anti-aphrodisiac.

 

[Strangebuddy]

A mad scientist variant: prank panties. Look like normal panties but there are portals tied to it that go to a gloryhole. The unfortunate wearer keeps getting fucked until they can strip them off.

 

[Hypoxia]

A mad scientist variant: prank panties. Look like normal panties but there are portals tied to it that go to a gloryhole. The unfortunate wearer keeps getting fucked until they can strip them off.

Kicky knickers, indeed. Issued as mandatory uniform undies to a sports team, snuck in by rival coach. Will victims be distracted or motivated? How many fully-staffed gloryholes will be available for service? Does space-time warp under the strain?

Meanwhile, a shy virgin's buddies jokingly buy him a night with a dickgirl. But the escort service mistakenly swaps hotel keycards; he ends up with three hot hookers, whose intended john is surprisingly pleased with the substitution.

 

[Strangebuddy]

I like it. Virgin gets to be a stud, our other guy gets to live out secret fantasy (maybe he's a celebrity and the three girls were just for show), dickgirl , who is used to being sent out on pranks gets a wild night with someone who appreciates her and the three women either like getting to break in a new Virgin who lets them take the lead or finding out the virgin is a diamond in the rough

 

[Hypoxia]

I like it. Virgin gets to be a stud, our other guy gets to live out secret fantasy (maybe he's a celebrity and the three girls were just for show), dickgirl , who is used to being sent out on pranks gets a wild night with someone who appreciates her and the three women either like getting to break in a new Virgin who lets them take the lead or finding out the virgin is a diamond in the rough

I stole the mistaken-hookup idea from some erotic comix, originally French I think. Your backstory really swings, and fills it out, and suggests consequences.

Epilog: The newly-bi celeb is a wingnut talk-show host; he hires dickgirl as his PA. They're exposed and move to a pr0n channel. The studly ex-virgin gains immense self-confidence and charisma and founds a sexually-active church; the buddies who set him up are early recruits, richly rewarded with fresh poon flowing in. Church ritual: Every April Fools Day, honoring the original mixup, all parishioners randomly swap multiple passkeys.

 

[Ewobbit]

Husbands arrange to slip into the other's bed "as a prank", although they've really each been secretly lusting on each other's wives. Unbeknownst to them, the wives had a similar prank in mind and were waiting in the other's bed.

So, in effect, the would be swingers ended up with their own spouse, just in the other's house.

LW would go up in flames.

 

[MissyDemeanors]

LW would go up in flames.

By flames you mean they would eat alive anyone that posted there for implying a loving wife would even think of someone other than their husbands lol

 

[Hypoxia]

So, in effect, the would be swingers ended up with their own spouse, just in the other's house.

Ah, a funny episode in a swingers' series. You sneak into the neighbor's bed and find your mate awaiting action. Hilarity ensues. Meanwhile, little Jimmy is playing with the folks' condom packs and thinks it'll be funny to poke a needle through them. And Auntie Carol gets a big surprise when she walks into the bathroom.