Gimpy's thought of the day.

[GimpyIntellect]

If there is a word misspelled in your profile, you are clearly a stupid fuck.

This is a nonnegotiable fact.

These people need to be ostracized and forced to leave the community.

Thank you.

This thought of the day was brought to you by Gimpy.

 

[lovetoread]

spellcheck is for pussies

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/63769093.jpg

 

[yossi]

The stockade for misspellers! We'll learn them real good.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Guys, quit joking around.

This is a serious topic.

I'm thinking about outing people.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Out, damned spot! out, I say! One; two: why, then, ’tis time to do ’t.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Elizabeth, I see you're an RN.

Do you make house calls?

I'm not feeling well.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

dear people that type in all lower case,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely,
Capital Letters

 

[barefootgirl69]

While we're at it, can we add people who don't write in complete sentences?

"Left of the Mississippi. Way left, in fact."

Left of the Mississippi WHAT? State Capitol? State capital?

You know I'm just teasing!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Elizabeth, I see you're an RN.

Do you make house calls?

I'm not feeling well.

Making sure my profile is spelled correctly? Did I pass muster?

House calls... depends on the ailment, the location, and the reimbursement.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

dear people that type in all lower case,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely,
Capital Letters

They can be be annoying, too.

I can kind of understand it though, being in a hurry, etc. But when it's in your profile, and you've got every day to fix it, it's just embarrassing.

While we're at it, can we add people who don't write in complete sentences?

"Left of the Mississippi. Way left, in fact."

Left of the Mississippi WHAT? State Capitol? State capital?

You know I'm just teasing!

How dare you.

I don't think I like being the central focus of the barefootgirl69 thought of the day.

Making sure my profile is spelled correctly? Did I pass muster?

House calls... depends on the ailment, the location, and the reimbursement.

I did check it out, and you passed with a high mark.

I've got a bad shoulder. It only seems to bother me when I lay down. It's bizarre. I'm on literally no sleep the last several days. Reimbursement would be my company, which is something you can't put a price tag on...

 

[lovecraft68]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

 

[ElizabethWest]

I did check it out, and you passed with a high mark.

I've got a bad shoulder. It only seems to bother me when I lay down. It's bizarre. I'm on literally no sleep the last several days. Reimbursement would be my company, which is something you can't put a price tag on...

If it's a multi-billion, start-up company, then we can talk.

 

[lovetoread]

i aint understandin' the hate, dude

 

[Jennifer]

If it's a multi-billion, start-up company, then we can talk.

Don't do it, EW!! I did some home visits for him last year and nothing will rid me of the PTSD.

Also, he pays in pennies.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

Weird Al is a legend.

i aint understandin' the hate, dude

No one is hating.

This is about love, man.

Can't you feel it?

Don't do it, EW!! I did some home visits for him last year and nothing will rid me of the PTSD.

Also, he pays in pennies.

What about my PTSD??

Listening to you being beaten from the other room was terrifying. The screaming, the crying, the begging for help. And when he was done, the begging for more.

 

[Jennifer]

Weird Al is a legend.



No one is hating.

This is about love, man.

Can't you feel it?



What about my PTSD??

Listening to you being beaten from the other room was terrifying. The screaming, the crying, the begging for help. And when he was done, the begging for more.

Yeah. That was pretty amazing. Too bad you didn't get it on video like I asked.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Yeah. That was pretty amazing. Too bad you didn't get it on video like I asked.

I just assumed one of the three men would have taken care of that.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Don't do it, EW!! I did some home visits for him last year and nothing will rid me of the PTSD.

Also, he pays in pennies.

Thank you for the warning! I have enough mental health issues without PTSD to deal with.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If there is a word misspelled in your profile, you are clearly a stupid fuck.

This is a nonnegotiable fact.

These people need to be ostracized and forced to leave the community.

Thank you.

This thought of the day was brought to you by Gimpy.

Gesus fawk...

Wat the hell did I mispell this thyme?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/63769093.jpg

I'm sorry, but that is not Busybody...

 

[Jennifer]

I just assumed one of the three men would have taken care of that.

You never asked me if I minded your dad joining in.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Gesus fawk...

Wat the hell did I mispell this thyme?

You're a Hall of Famer.

That means you get a pass.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You never asked me if I minded your dad joining in.

I didn't ask because you said you were taking on all comers.

My dad and my dog haven't been the same since.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're a Hall of Famer.

That means you get a pass.

I wont to be held to the same standard as everyone else!