Mounds bars versus your lovers genitalia.

[GimpyIntellect]

It's your last meal before being put to death.

Which one are you eating?

 

[feverplanet]

It's your last meal before being put to death.

Which one are you eating?

My lover. Way more rewarding.

If you made it a decision between the oral sex and cuddling a box full of kittens, I'll admit there might be more pause for thought.

 

[RoryN]

One Pay-Day, Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Power House on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue.

He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy for him, and it made her Tootsie Roll.

He let out some Snickers as his Butterfinger went up her Juicy Fruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed and grabbed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts.

Mary Jane said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.

 

[Aphro]

I'm more of a Snickers girl, but in the end, there is only chocolate.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

If it's not prime rib, I'm not going.

 

[nerfhearder]

Mounds are pretty damn good.

 

[Doom_Guy]

I never cared much for coconut.

I'd rather my face be buried in you-know-who's spread eagle.

That would probably taste much better.

 

[Lancecastor]

Sometimes you feel like a nut?

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm more of a Snickers girl, but in the end, there is only chocolate.

You could have both, there are some guys here you would be snickering at if they dropped their pants.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Goodbye pervy pictures.

Hello perfectly shaped page.

 

[lovetoread]

I'd take the coconut and chocolate.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I'd take the coconut and chocolate.

I'm leaning in this direction, too.

I've become addicted to them.

I weighed in at 600 pounds this morning. And never happier.

 

[pointless]

i don't know. will i be provided with a stove 'cause there's no i'm eating human flesh raw again. the after taste is just awful.

 

[Hypoxia]

Butterfingers, please.

No, wait, that's evil Nestles.

Okay then, you can sit on my face.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

i don't know. will i be provided with a stove 'cause there's no i'm eating human flesh raw again. the after taste is just awful.

Why are you eating human flesh?

Was there an airplane accident and you were the only survivor stranded on a desolate island?

 

[neci]

steak and cock!

 

[pointless]

'cause i was hungry. why else would you do it?

 

[yossi]

Can I have a chocolate and coconut covered cock? The best of both worlds.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Can I have a chocolate and coconut covered cock? The best of both worlds.

You've got a great ass.

You can't have EVERYTHING.

 

[Miasorrow]

I'm more of a Snickers girl, but in the end, there is only chocolate.

Snickers rules!

Although I adore dark chocolate, it does not blend well with coconut. Let me have milk chocolate instead with my coconut please..I am dying after all. A last cock will do no good. http://kerrycooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Bounty-chocolateBar-coconut.jpg

 

[yossi]

You've got a great ass.

You can't have EVERYTHING.

 

[thør]

Get on your bike and ride.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Snickers rules!

Although I adore dark chocolate, it does not blend well with coconut. Let me have milk chocolate instead with my coconut please..I am dying after all. A last cock will do no good. http://kerrycooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Bounty-chocolateBar-coconut.jpg

I've never tried that.

I'm not even sure if I've heard of that.

Is it better than sex?

 

[pointless]

Snickers rules!

Although I adore dark chocolate, it does not blend well with coconut. Let me have milk chocolate instead with my coconut please..I am dying after all. A last cock will do no good. http://kerrycooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Bounty-chocolateBar-coconut.jpg

this is foolishness.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

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