Inspired by click bait (incest)

[JayLikestoRead]

Don't judge me. I clicked on a link about "Worst, Trashiest Twitter fails". (All were accompanied by pictures.) There are two that I thought have potential as incest fiction.

One is a woman who posted, "Just because my daddy got me pregnant don't mean he don't love me!" and then called her detractors ho's. Either they blurred the picture or it was framed in such a way that I couldn't tell how old she was. Clearly, you'd have to establish that she's and adult.

Another woman posted, "My brother's such a good kisser, soft. I love him so." What was notable is that they were both in the picture, and someone who knows the brother might have been able to identify him.

 

[Hypoxia]

Don't judge me. I clicked on a link about "Worst, Trashiest Twitter fails". (All were accompanied by pictures.)

Plot bunny: The narrator sees these and decides to collect them. S/he becomes obsessed. S/he starts to follow-up, to probe whether the tweeters are lying or not. Does the narrator find their own family there? Does s/he go for the gold?

Ah, maybe Twitter hosts a network of incestuous fuckers, one big happy family, wired together globally. The narrator learns of their annual confab, IncestFest (in Vegas of course). Attendees must pass DNA checks showing they're related.