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BabblingBrooke
It's whatever
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I would like to see his search history, LOL.
Fata Morgana
Deckel Edged
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He's bloody brilliant.
Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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You are not too far off the mark there, ol' Farty Pants.
I had this off-putting nugget pop up when searching 'forlorn+curmudgeon'
NOIRTRASH
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You are not too far off the mark there, ol' Farty Pants.
I had this off-putting nugget pop up when searching 'forlorn+curmudgeon'
Don't make me post my USDA PRIME COCK AV
Even the bruthas tip their hats and bow when they see it. Its called JOHNSON for a good reason.
NOIRTRASH
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Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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Jimmie, why do you gotta go and dash the girl's hopes, posting that obvious fake.
That guy clearly doesn't suffer the debilitating hand osteoarthritis you have struggled with for almost 20 years now.
You can barely hold your spoon of Quaker Oats cereal, never mind your weenie peeny.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/232db57028f7be0abfc03e43f2683e4f/tumblr_n31rwew1QW1re0c97o1_1280.jpg
*just between us, you pull that guy's pic with your ad, or did you have to search for it?
Jennifer
His Fuckdoll
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I bet these tears are full of the sugar and diabeetus.
Pookie
Chop!! Chop!!
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And it's only available from a guy who isn't gray as well. So, given the "compensation" variable, it's probably more like this ...
https://www.pikky.net/FN.gif
Aphro
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Off topic: Do guys actually WANT a dick like that? 
It's freakish. Other than the wow, that's seriously huge, what's the good? When he says "Just the tip" he means just the tip, because that's all he's getting in. Maybe the first third. No balls deep for him unless he turns to bestiality.
It's freakish. Other than the wow, that's seriously huge, what's the good? When he says "Just the tip" he means just the tip, because that's all he's getting in. Maybe the first third. No balls deep for him unless he turns to bestiality.
Adre
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Off topic: Do guys actually WANT a dick like that?
It's freakish. Other than the wow, that's seriously huge, what's the good? When he says "Just the tip" he means just the tip, because that's all he's getting in. Maybe the first third. No balls deep for him unless he turns to bestiality.
No, I'm perfectly happy with my 10 incher.
Aphro
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No, I'm perfectly happy with my 10 incher.
Humble bragging again?
RoryN
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Off topic: Do guys actually WANT a dick like that?
Guys would want a dick that stretched to the moon.
And then they'd want one longer once the moon-dick guy started bragging.
Emerson40
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Off topic: Do guys actually WANT a dick like that?
It's freakish. Other than the wow, that's seriously huge, what's the good? When he says "Just the tip" he means just the tip, because that's all he's getting in. Maybe the first third. No balls deep for him unless he turns to bestiality.
Then there is the whole 'dangerous weapon' thing.
Aphro
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Ah haha! I saw that on Facebook the other day. That cop is going to be trying to live that down for a while.
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