Litiquette3

[Paul_Chance]

Ummmm... how dare you?!? I have a friend who I knew for a month 14 years ago who got Glactic Clap after she hooked up with an evil Federation overlord who she met singing karaoke on Line Dancing Night at The Hayloft. It's no laughing matter.

You've hurt my feelings. And if you look closely, my knickers are quite twisted.

Oh no! Such a terrible twist.

Let me find my bottle of PMann's Patented Knicker Un-Twister #4 and see if we can get that untwisted. (Warning, it might just be a bottle of scotch.)

 

[Little_Sister]

You've hurt my feelings. And if you look closely, my knickers are quite twisted.

I'm looking and I'm pretty sure they are wet, not twisted.

 

[Endless_Night]

I think a good idea would be if people would just not take things personally, then their knickers wouldn't be in a bunch.

Thank you. I solve the world's problems.

Great plan. But...what about those of us who don't wear knickers?

 

[Suz_anne]

Oh no! Such a terrible twist.

Let me find my bottle of PMann's Patented Knicker Un-Twister #4 and see if we can get that untwisted. (Warning, it might just be a bottle of scotch.)

Pffffft... you bought a bottle from that snake oil salesman?

I'm looking and I'm pretty sure they are wet, not twisted.

Are you questioning my integrity???

Besides, sometimes the twisty part hits my jublee bits and I get a funny feeling down there.

 

[Endless_Night]

For the record, this is what pops into my head when I hear knickers.

Nope. Nope. Nope. :|

 

[Paul_Chance]

I was lured in by the painted wagon and little dancing monkey!

 

[Suz_anne]

EN - how did you get a picture of my drawers? There's only one person who is supposed to have that...

Waitaminite... are you ItWontSuckItself69???

 

[Endless_Night]

Damn! My secret is out!!!

 

[Little_Sister]

For the record, this is what pops into my head when I hear knickers.

Nope. Nope. Nope. :|

Those are their own brand of horrifying.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm also ItWon'tSuckItself57, 21, 17, 41, 42, and 60, 83, and 888.

I'm on the fence about 87....

Numbers sexier than 69.

 

[Endless_Night]

Those are their own brand of horrifying.

Right?

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm also ItWon'tSuckItself57, 21, 17, 41, 42, and 60, 83, and 888.

I'm on the fence about 87....

Numbers sexier than 69.

LMAO!!! Pretty sure Pmann has the market covered on 87.

 

[Endless_Night]

LMAO!!! Pretty sure Pmann has the market covered on 87.

Well, as long as all the options are covered.

 

[rubydlite]

For the record, this is what pops into my head when I hear knickers.

Nope. Nope. Nope. :|

Hey...I made a set of these as part of my 1880's costume, graduating project. The real deals are crotchless! Split open a good ten inchesJust saying

 

[Endless_Night]

Hey...I made a set of these as part of my 1880's costume, graduating project. The real deals are crotchless! Split open a good ten inchesJust saying

Crotchless?!?

...................................That puts a whole new complexion on the, errrr, situation.

 

[rubydlite]

Crotchless?!?

...................................That puts a whole new complexion on the, errrr, situation.

Totally crotchless it was so the ladies could pee if we're being completely honest...but I'm sure it had more pleasurable benefits.

http://www.mum.org/unde1900.jpg

 

[Paul_Chance]

The strange things you learn on the internet!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

http://trixxintimates.com/media/wysiwyg/kallyas/blog/underpantsl.jpg

 

[ChainedUp]

Holy crap, what the hell happened in here today? I need to buy a second citation book just to dole out the citations this place requires.

Shakes head, walks away, hopes for the best later on.......

 

[rubydlite]

Holy crap, what the hell happened in here today? I need to buy a second citation book just to dole out the citations this place requires.

Shakes head, walks away, hopes for the best later on.......

It's educational....shush.

*waits for citation*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

It's educational....shush.

*waits for citation*

I dunno, Ruby...You're showing a nipple. That probably makes you immune to the receipt of citations.

 

[rubydlite]

I dunno, Ruby...You're showing a nipple. That probably makes you immune to the receipt of citations.

Damn it...*goes to find a shirt*

 

[ChainedUp]

Damn it...*goes to find a shirt*

I think Ruby is hoping to get cuffed and taken in for further questioning........

 

[rubydlite]

I think Ruby is hoping to get cuffed and taken in for further questioning........

Nipple crisis diverted....now...where does that leave me in the citation department?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Holy crap, what the hell happened in here today? I need to buy a second citation book just to dole out the citations this place requires.

Shakes head, walks away, hopes for the best later on.......

These ladies, AND I USE THAT TERM LOOSELY, are out of control, Papa Chained. What are we gonna do? There are only a few of us guys here and there has to be several pounds of estrogen among us. We are outnumbered.

Which, makes me wonder why more guys aren't in this thread... Not that I want their lame asses here. I'm just curious. I mean, this is where Lit's brightest and prettiest dwell. It's like, was i attracted to this thread for that reason? Or did I come to this thread and the beautiful ladies followed?

It truly is one of those chicken or the egg things.