"Who the fuck does that?" Incident @ a restaurant

[loquere]

{I Loquere me} I was eating at a restaurant just now and this complete homeless (female) stranger walks in to the establishment, I have no clue where the restaurant's Greeter was at this time.

I've never met this homeless person before, but somehow she comes to my table and took a rack of ribs off my plate WITHOUT ASKING. She smiles at me and starts to take random bites out of the rack right in front of me. Me and my friend are speechless, just speechless.


A waitress then comes over attempting to kick her out. I sat there quietly and after the homeless woman left, I talked to my friend as a couple next to us looked on dumbfounded.


"What the fuck was that?" I asked.

"Who the fuck does that?" My friend asked.


PS: I've been looking forward to trying this new restaurant and there ribs forever, and finally got a chance to go with my amateur food critic friend today.




Has odd shit like that ever happened to you?

 

[jezzilee]

{I Loquere me} I was eating at a restaurant just now and this complete homeless (female) stranger walks in to the establishment, I have no clue where the restaurant's Greeter was at this time.

I've never met this homeless person before, but somehow she comes to my table and took a rack of ribs off my plate WITHOUT ASKING. She smiles at me and starts to take random bites out of the rack right in front of me. Me and my friend are speechless, just speechless.


A waitress then comes over attempting to kick her out. I sat there quietly and after the homeless woman left, I talked to my friend as a couple next to us looked on dumbfounded.


"What the fuck was that?" I asked.

"Who the fuck does that?" My friend asked.


PS: I've been looking forward to trying this new restaurant and there ribs forever, and finally got a chance to go with my amateur food critic friend today.




Has odd shit like that ever happened to you?

No. How we're the ribs?

 

[about_average]

Maybe she was a new member of Impractical Jokers. They've done things like that.

 

[RobDownSouth]

No. How we're the ribs?

Oh dear, Typhoid Jezzi has Ishmael Random Apostrophe Syndrome now.

 

[jezzilee]

Oh dear, Typhoid Jezzi has Ishmael Random Apostrophe Syndrome now.

Freakin auto correct strikes again!

 

[lovecraft68]

The last incident I had that involved dinner and a homeless person was me buying him dinner.

She needed it more than you so leave her alone and stop griping, you can buy another rack of ribs.

 

[removed9556]

 

[loquere]

No. How we're the ribs?

The BEEF RIBS may have been the BEST I've ever had, fall off the bone moist oh my god, which makes this whole thing even worst.

I should have gotten a rack for free, all they gave me was a free cheesecake slice to-go when me and my friend were leaving.



PS: I've traveled out of state and country to try restaurants, so I LOVE food.

 

[loquere]

The last incident I had that involved dinner and a homeless person was me buying him dinner.

She needed it more than you so leave her alone and stop griping, you can buy another rack of ribs.

That’s the civilized compassionate Christian way of looking at it LC and I agree with you. I’ve given to and fund-raised for the homeless in the past myself, and may have given in to a proper request from her for resources. But ask me first, my issue is not about the money.

 

[yossi]

If you're hungry enough it's worth the risk.

I'm surprised that the restaurant didn't give you new ribs. That's odd.

 

[loquere]

Tell me about it. I was once in this absolutely gorgeous place, tropical, whole area to myself, lush, you know the sort of thing. Drifted off to sleep, and this weird bearded old hippy type - never even saw him coming - stole a rib off me. Next thing I knew some strange woman is lying next to me, telling me some weird shit about a talking snake, and shoving an apple in my face. I said, "Never mind that apple, where's my fucking rib?"

Basically what I'm saying is this is clearly an epidemic. Maybe Trump will do something about it.

I can't tell if you were being sarcastic or serious.

 

[Jennifer]

I can't tell if you were being sarcastic or serious.

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

 

[Emerson40]

{I Loquere me} I was eating at a restaurant just now and this complete homeless (female) stranger walks in to the establishment, I have no clue where the restaurant's Greeter was at this time.

I've never met this homeless person before, but somehow she comes to my table and took a rack of ribs off my plate WITHOUT ASKING. She smiles at me and starts to take random bites out of the rack right in front of me. Me and my friend are speechless, just speechless.


A waitress then comes over attempting to kick her out. I sat there quietly and after the homeless woman left, I talked to my friend as a couple next to us looked on dumbfounded.


"What the fuck was that?" I asked.

"Who the fuck does that?" My friend asked.


PS: I've been looking forward to trying this new restaurant and there ribs forever, and finally got a chance to go with my amateur food critic friend today.




Has odd shit like that ever happened to you?

Last year a group of us, about eight or nine guys, met at a busy downtown pub for a few pints and a bite to eat.

A young woman, maybe early to mid-twenties, approached the table and started chatting with a couple of the guys at the end of the table. A few minutes later, she sat down, continuing whatever conversation was underway.

She did not appear to be homeless, drunk, or high. A few overheard her talking about college and her studies, and most everyone at the table assumed one of the guys at that end of the table knew her.

Some food arrived at the table and she just started in on the nachos. She made some comment about how good the pizza smelled, and when offered a piece, she dove right in.

She inhaled about half the nachos and several slices of pizza, excused herself, and then left the pub.

When we realized what had happened - that none at the table knew her or invited her over - we were quite surprised at the young woman's brazen behavior.

One of the guys, the one who shared more than half his pizza, has a daughter about the same age, away at school. He theorized that the young woman was a starving student, with little to no income, who did what she did to put a bit of food in her tummy.

It was a bizarre occurrence, occasionally brought up when any of us are tipping pints in the same pub.

 

[Lancecastor]

I can't tell if you were being sarcastic or serious.

Who can?

My best advice:
Imagine him to be Oscar Wilde's youngest son, a stay at home dad.

 

[Emerson40]

Tell me about it. I was once in this absolutely gorgeous place, tropical, whole area to myself, lush, you know the sort of thing. Drifted off to sleep, and this weird bearded old hippy type - never even saw him coming - stole a rib off me. Next thing I knew some strange woman is lying next to me, telling me some weird shit about a talking snake, and shoving an apple in my face. I said, "Never mind that apple, where's my fucking rib?"

Basically what I'm saying is this is clearly an epidemic. Maybe Trump will do something about it.

Oh, Adam.

Still prattling about that ribbing you took.

 

[Erochic]

Tell me about it. I was once in this absolutely gorgeous place, tropical, whole area to myself, lush, you know the sort of thing. Drifted off to sleep, and this weird bearded old hippy type - never even saw him coming - stole a rib off me. Next thing I knew some strange woman is lying next to me, telling me some weird shit about a talking snake, and shoving an apple in my face. I said, "Never mind that apple, where's my fucking rib?"

Basically what I'm saying is this is clearly an epidemic. Maybe Trump will do something about it.

Oh god.. It's early here and I just woke up so it took me a while to catch on, then started sniggering manically like a psychotic Muttly.

 

[Jennifer]

Who can?

My best advice:
Imagine him to be Oscar Wilde's youngest son, a stay at home dad.

Even though he has a full time professional career?

 

[loquere]

If you're hungry enough it's worth the risk.

I'm surprised that the restaurant didn't give you new ribs. That's odd.

That's what my friend and I thought, but this isn't a cheap place. The meat is supposedly airlifted in from fucking Narnia or some other far off place. Which is what the owner/manager said, when he offered me cheesecake.

 

[jezzilee]

That's what my friend and I thought, but this isn't a cheap place. The meat is supposedly airlifted in from fucking Narnia or some other far off place. Which is what the owner/manager said, when he offered me cheesecake.

Narnia??? Is it lion meat?

 

[Aquagal]

I can't tell if you were being sarcastic or serious.

Hahahaaaa

 

[loquere]

Narnia??? Is it lion meat?

I say Narnia for my love of reading, but the owner said Australia

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I was walking into a Jimmy John's to get a sub when I saw a guy come out and hand a sub to a homeless guy that was standing out front. I order my sub & get a seat by the window to eat. While I'm eating my sub, the homeless dude eats about half of his free sub & then throws it on the ground and walks away. Seemed like a dick move, especially since he was standing next to a trash can.

On another note, I wish that Jimmy John's would start carrying Sriracha.

 

[Liar]

A complete homeless. As opposed to what, half a homeless?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Hahaha Narnia - that explains it all!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That's what my friend and I thought, but this isn't a cheap place. The meat is supposedly airlifted in from fucking Narnia or some other far off place. Which is what the owner/manager said, when he offered me cheesecake.

If this restaurant has got the deets for quality meat which is that special or exclusive, then a walk-in breach by a homeless person doesn't make sense and is completely negligent on their end. What if she had been off her hinges and picked up a utensil to shank you or your friend?

You could hit them good with a negative Yelp review. Fuck a free cheesecake! Businesses pay attention to that stuff.

They should've at least comped you for the whole dinner or given you a free meal on a return visit if they were too stingy to serve you a replacement rib rack. If this shit happened here, there isn't a venue in town that wouldn't have comped you.