Rargh argh rar. Ar.

[MacGuffinn]

Ever have one of 'those days' where, you know, you just want to do the filthiest thing possible with just about anyone? Well, I'm not quite there yet, but it's god damned close. Fuck.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ever have one of 'those days' where, you know, you just want to do the filthiest thing possible with just about anyone? Well, I'm not quite there yet, but it's god damned close. Fuck.

Lambskin condoms are made from the oldest material on the market — the intestinal membrane of a lamb. Small pores make lambskin condoms ineffective in protecting against viruses that cause STIs. But they do protect against pregnancy, since the pores are too small for sperm to pass through.

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[MacGuffinn]

Lambskin condoms are made from the oldest material on the market — the intestinal membrane of a lamb. Small pores make lambskin condoms ineffective in protecting against viruses that cause STIs. But they do protect against pregnancy, since the pores are too small for sperm to pass through.

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Aw, that helps so much. Do they start fires, too? I think I want to burn something.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Aw, that helps so much. Do they start fires, too? I think I want to burn something.

That seems a bit extreme but not really filthy . Other ideas?

 

[MacGuffinn]

That seems a bit extreme but not really filthy . Other ideas?

My interests run wild and shift like the wind. Today is one of them. Filthy... well, I guess having rough sex in the book stacks at the library and maybe leaving a little love ick on a collected Shakespearean work would do the trick.

 

[Iceprincess12]

My interests run wild and shift like the wind. Today is one of them. Filthy... well, I guess having rough sex in the book stacks at the library and maybe leaving a little love ick on a collected Shakespearean work would do the trick.

Defiling great literary masterpieces, reminds me of Clerks 2:


Randal: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk, so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now that would've been an Academy Award-worthy ending.

Hobbit fan: Hey! Faggot! They're not gay! They're Hobbits.

Randal: And then right after the Sam/Frodo suck-fest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat-out bricks in Frodo's mouth.

Hobbit fan: I swear... Fuck you...!
[Hobbit fan suddenly vomits. Randal runs to the manager's office, laughing.]

I can see a student running his fingers over the classics, daydreaming about thee and thou and suddenty...looking upon his fingertips, wet with filth. Crying out

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." The Tempest

 

[MacGuffinn]

One would hope he looked like Kevin Smith, too. And one would hope it would be more than just his fingers, especially if it was Kevin Smith.

 

[Iceprincess12]

One would hope he looked like Kevin Smith, too. And one would hope it would be more than just his fingers, especially if it was Kevin Smith.

Careful, I think his airline rant really struck a nerve

Don't want him coming down on you.

 

[MacGuffinn]

He'd hit like a massive whale that suddenly appeared out of the sky.

 

[DarkSimian]

there have been so many times when I've wished I could be the Hulk for 30 minutes...

 

[Iceprincess12]

He'd hit like a massive whale that suddenly appeared out of the sky.

Did you manage to find something filthy to do?

 

[MacGuffinn]

Did you manage to find something filthy to do?

For a few minutes, then I got distracted by life. I love life, I just hate what it shoves in front of me.

 

[Iceprincess12]

For a few minutes, then I got distracted by life. I love life, I just hate what it shoves in front of me.

Multi-task! Life and filth shouldn't be mutually exclusive

 

[MacGuffinn]

Multi-task! Life and filth shouldn't be mutually exclusive

I don't want to get arrested.

But you are correct, they shouldn't be. I need to go out a-whoooooring.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I don't want to get arrested.

But you are correct, they shouldn't be. I need to go out a-whoooooring.

Man-whores . Wear something pretty!

 

[MacGuffinn]

Ha! I'm not that hip.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Not that hip...good news for you then. Valentines day will only require you to be available. A cyber rose, promises of decadent sweets and you might rename it "victory" day.

Clothing choice: anything easily removed

 

[MacGuffinn]

I think I'll just watch bad TV.

 

[Iceprincess12]

You sound like another one of my friends. He logs on for a few minutes, posts, doesn't get a woman throwing herself at him so he goes to watch porn, lol.

Happy Valentines Day!

 

[MacGuffinn]

I don't expect anything at this site. But VD ain't my cuppa.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Awww. Shop the 50% off day tomorrow. That might be more fun.

 

[MacGuffinn]

Awww. Shop the 50% off day tomorrow. That might be more fun.

Jaysis. Do you realize how fucking funny that actually is?

 

[ashesatwork]

Awww. Shop the 50% off day tomorrow. That might be more fun.

cheap chocolate I'm in.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Jaysis. Do you realize how fucking funny that actually is?

It's frugal, not funny!