Has a vending machine ever eaten your money?

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Has a vending machine ever eaten your money and did you shout obscenities at it and/or kick the machine after it ate your dollar and didn't dispense anything?
 
Has the sun ever risen in the east? Is the clear sky blue?
 
No, I just calmly went to the proprietor/management and asked for my money back.



:shrug:
 
Yes, but I have this trusty wire coat hanger I keep behind the machine at work so I always get my snack.:D
 
I'm just looking for a vending machine that eats my pussy.

I hear a factory in Japan may be working on it.
 
Did you get angry and take out your aggression against the machine by kicking it and/or shouting obscenities?
 
Yes. And I shoulder checked it several times before realizing I wasn't gonna win. I was in the Marines at the time and it was a vending machine at a bus stop some where between Cherry Point and I believe the city is called Ralliegh or Ralligh Duram.
 
Yes. And I shoulder checked it several times before realizing I wasn't gonna win. I was in the Marines at the time and it was a vending machine at a bus stop some where between Cherry Point and I believe the city is called Ralliegh or Ralligh Duram.

What were you trying to get? A candy bar, a beverage, or a bag of chips?

If a vending machine failed to dispense a snickers bar then I would get mad!
 
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What were you trying to get? A candy bar, a beverage, or a bag of chips?

If a vending machine failed to dispense a snickers bar then I would get mad!

Pop-Tart. I was settling for s'more because Brown Sugar Cinnamon and Strawberry were both out. I was mad. I was hungry and I was out of small bills.
 
Mike, this thread is beyond stupid.

:eek:

Even by your standards.

Try, "What do you do with your used up gum..."
 
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