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SlightlyGone

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Looking for a Princess, with warm eyes and a caring smile.

She needs to have common sense, a wicked sense of humor and give great head (the head part is negotiable).
 
Looking for a Princess, with warm eyes and a caring smile.

She needs to have common sense, a wicked sense of humor and give great head (the head part is negotiable).


Need her to help slay your demons? I might know a guy, who knows a guy, who once worked with this girl...
 
well, I once knew this girl, who knew this guy, who knew this working girl ...

Ya, ya! I knew her too. If you knew her then you had to know the guy that was here, then wasn't, then was again. I'll see if I can find him for you. I'm sure he knows a princess.
 
Ya, ya! I knew her too. If you knew her then you had to know the guy that was here, then wasn't, then was again. I'll see if I can find him for you. I'm sure he knows a princess.

Sounds like this guy has been there and done that. Which makes me curious about her.
 
Sounds like this guy has been there and done that. Which makes me curious about her.

Don't get too curious, I heard she keeps a basement full of toys. Not the fun ones. A cousin of mine worked for this guy who had this delivery driver drop off twelve pounds of bananas one day...who eats that many bananas? Anyway she wasn't home so he went to the back door and passed the cellar, which was open a crack. He heard all this noise, didn't sound human, so he looks in...
 
Did he find a lab, where bananas were used as a base to create the perfectly curved cock? ... And maybe as a tasty snack. The banana, not the cock.
 
banana. .. that's oddly sounds good.. maybe fried in a caramelized goodness over French toast... with some orange juice and bacon.
 
Pssh, think this is rp?? Why is this not on page 3 yet?

This story was 4 cucumbers ago, 3 english and I America, I can barely walk, let alone think about bananas...(cucumbers make terrible socks!)

So, about that guy...
 
Pssh, think this is rp?? Why is this not on page 3 yet?

This story was 4 cucumbers ago, 3 english and I America, I can barely walk, let alone think about bananas...(cucumbers make terrible socks!)

So, about that guy...

Barely walk? Been abusing cucumbers?
 
Barely walk? Been abusing cucumbers?

One person's abuse is another's Wednesday night meatloaf.

I was trying to not think of the lovely bacon Ashes brought up, but now it's on my mind. What about bacon and cucumber sandwiches? Salty, wet. I could add mustard for some tang.

Dessert could be deep fried french toast bites. Thick bread, like a brioche, typical french toast mixture. After it's fried and cooled, cut into bite sized pieces. That's not all folks! Make an opening in the side, deep enough to fill, add some fresh sweetened whip cream, fresh strawberries and sprinkle with powdered sugar. The strawberries should be fresh, unsweetened or even just the bite might be too much sugar.

Mouth measurements may need to be taken to determine bite size and the filling...don't overstuff it! Even the French can gag :)

OMG Slighly! Did you see what happened there? Jedi mind tricks...she might be the girl!!! :eek::D:eek:
 
One person's abuse is another's Wednesday night meatloaf.

I was trying to not think of the lovely bacon Ashes brought up, but now it's on my mind. What about bacon and cucumber sandwiches? Salty, wet. I could add mustard for some tang.

Dessert could be deep fried french toast bites. Thick bread, like a brioche, typical french toast mixture. After it's fried and cooled, cut into bite sized pieces. That's not all folks! Make an opening in the side, deep enough to fill, add some fresh sweetened whip cream, fresh strawberries and sprinkle with powdered sugar. The strawberries should be fresh, unsweetened or even just the bite might be too much sugar.

Mouth measurements may need to be taken to determine bite size and the filling...don't overstuff it! Even the French can gag :)

OMG Slighly! Did you see what happened there? Jedi mind tricks...she might be the girl!!! :eek::D:eek:

French women only gag when they are trying to make you feel good.
 
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