12 Days of Christmas - And Into the New Year

[Artfan2]

This will be a limited time offer Friday special. Much more than I intended but the blanket was a bit low. So there's a hint of, um, stuff. A little. So if you are going to right click this, my advice is do that soon because it's not staying!

And...

*poof!*

Saturdays can be special too.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Right, so I am taking a brief departure from the rest of the bath pictures (don't want you all getting bored...) and throwing out a couple I just took.

I sometimes get messages about wanting my boobs "hanging in my face" and stuff like that. Yes, people apparently want boobs hanging in their face. I guess it's better than spiderwebs hanging in your face.

So I was thinking, how can I replicate this visual? Here's an attempt. I lay the phone on the bed, and leaned over it. I even offered a boob to the phone, to try and make this seem realistic.

So for all those who wondered, here's my best representation of boobs hanging in your face. You're welcome.

First, thanks! But to me the first looks more you're on top cowgirl style. They don't quite look low enough for in my face. NO COMPLAINTS! Just giving my artistic feedback. And if we're going to get all artsy the "better than spiderwebs hanging in your face" coment sends my mind down an Alice in Wonderland sort of path. I'm imagining me an anthropomorphic spider. That gives me eight appendages (well nine really :devil). That's two legs and six arms which means six hands. That's two for boobs, two for butt and two for pu...putting other places.

The bent over here let me hold this for you while you do what comes naturally looks spot on! You're still on top but bending down to make it more accessible. That way you don't throw off my groove.

And at the other end of the spectrum we have this.

My badonkadonk has extra "donks" I'm afraid.

I like your spectrum! Or maybe just the bumper at the end of your spectrum. It's like a safety mechanism to keep us from sliding off right? I'm not seeing the extra "donks" so they must have gotten lost. Not to worry! I've got PLENTY of donks for your badonka. Let me know when you need some. Wouldn't want anyone getting hurt while they were enjoying your spectrum. (P.S. The only way I pass on THAT is if I'm dead).

This will be a limited time offer Friday special. Much more than I intended but the blanket was a bit low. So there's a hint of, um, stuff. A little. So if you are going to right click this, my advice is do that soon because it's not staying!

And...

*poof!*

YAY! Stuff!

Cheers

 

[Aphro]

Mmmmm lunchtime!!!!!
Soooo hawt!!!!

Hope you're hungry!

So glad to see this perspective!! As I said before you don't have anything to worry about! Stunningly sexy and sensual

Since you like different perspectives...Think about this...That just gives someone more time to spent doing things back there e.g. Caressing, kissing, etc Definitely not seeing the negative to that.. Embrace it!

I said your boobs would be brunch, well this would definitely be dinner

It's like the all you can eat buffet round here.

looks good to me. I'd like to see that fine backside freed

If you love something, set it free...

I would be glad to prove my point anytime!

Sounds good!

Your badonkadonk is a work of art.

Art nouveau?

MMM. that fine backside deserves to be worshiped deep and hard

I'm not sure if we have the same definition of worship. Yours sounds like more fun though.

Oh how tempting! I wish I could get real close with your smoothness and explore you

To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life, and new civilization, to boldly go...

I've just seen the window to heaven...What an extraordinary sight!! Your ass is exceptionally hot from that angle..

If anyone hears a boom from the Midwest don't worry...It was just my jaw hitting the floor...

Be careful, because I am not insured for dental injuries.

My zipper just broke...... -panting-

Uh oh. You need a seamstress.

Woman, you're gorgeous. There's not one donk on you that you need to be red-faced about.

Well, unless it's because you've been having a bit of fun with them.

Lyric! Thank you so much. I love that you stop by and lend your support. My ass and I say thank you!

Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moon light?
Well, I suppose it should be "bathed" in this instance.

Yes. It should.

Wower!
You don't have anything but good angles, my dear.

There are few angles on me. Mostly curves.

Kenny Loggins got nothing on that!

Highway to the danger zone!

Hey Maverick!

Opening wide ... Mmmmm

Perfect pose to slide right in behind that sexy ass for a nice long session of heavy breathing ...

Sweetie, you'd better be prepared for more than heavy breathing. Otherwise, I'm sending you home with puffers and Vicks vaporub.

Haha. Any angle or shots of your boobs are always welcome.

Mmm, I do love me a good ass. I'd say yours was for spanking and grabbing! I can imagine plenty of good visuals of you on top taking a ride.

I right clicked so damn hard my mouse broke. lol. Maybe it's just crazy talk, but I think I prefer your hints. So much damn eye candy to look at so I'm satisfied.

Too funny!

Looks like old TJ's girl just slapped him out his chair!

You're a hell of a lot finer than you think you are, lady. Plenty of guys on here drooling over you... and not just your body!

Thank you DFW. That's really sweet!

Oh, don't be afraid.

I'll try.

poooo

No poo. Thank goodness.

 

[Aphro]

Your body is FINE, missy. Don't ever feel otherwise.

I missed the blanket oops pic, it seems.

I may run a repeat later this week.

You have a wonderful bum, you shouldn't be shy about it

Thank you. Appreciated!

Hart broken because I missed it.

Aw! Well, there will be others.

I agree with Lyric on many things and in this case in particular. The real difference is that I'm happy to help you have fun with them.

My apologies, I owe you a few comments (and Lyric a picture) but today got away from me.

Cheers

You don't "owe" anything!

Saturdays can be special too.

Yes. True.

First, thanks! But to me the first looks more you're on top cowgirl style. They don't quite look low enough for in my face. NO COMPLAINTS! Just giving my artistic feedback. And if we're going to get all artsy the "better than spiderwebs hanging in your face" coment sends my mind down an Alice in Wonderland sort of path. I'm imagining me an anthropomorphic spider. That gives me eight appendages (well nine really . That's two legs and six arms which means six hands. That's two for boobs, two for butt and two for pu...putting other places.

The bent over here let me hold this for you while you do what comes naturally looks spot on! You're still on top but bending down to make it more accessible. That way you don't throw off my groove.

I like your spectrum! Or maybe just the bumper at the end of your spectrum. It's like a safety mechanism to keep us from sliding off right? I'm not seeing the extra "donks" so they must have gotten lost. Not to worry! I've got PLENTY of donks for your badonka. Let me know when you need some. Wouldn't want anyone getting hurt while they were enjoying your spectrum. (P.S. The only way I pass on THAT is if I'm dead).

YAY! Stuff!

Cheers

I'm sorry, but eight armed spider sex seems a bit too much like that Japanese tentacle porn stuff, only without the suckers on the legs. I'm going to have to pass on that one!

How many donks does my badonka need, do you reckon?

 

[Aphro]

These were billed as "knee socks" on the package.

Knee socks for who? Giraffes?

#short_people_problems

 

[Aphro]

Here's another from the bubble bath series.

 

[EctoJohn]

These were billed as "knee socks" on the package.

Knee socks for who? Giraffes?

#short_people_problems

lol, They are still knee socks.
They happen to also be thigh socks too.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'm sorry, but eight armed spider sex seems a bit too much like that Japanese tentacle porn stuff, only without the suckers on the legs. I'm going to have to pass on that one!

How many donks does my badonka need, do you reckon?

Oh you know about Hentai. I'll make a note on your permanent record. I had visions closer to scenes from The Fly in my head as I typed that bit of the response. That's the problem with stream of consciousness comments, they can just get away from you. I'm good with two-armed, two-legged human sex (ok we can throw in some doggy too ).

I honestly can't give a donk estimate without first looking under the hood. Bring it my my shop and after a thorough inspection I'll get you back within proper donk specs.

These were billed as "knee socks" on the package.

Knee socks for who? Giraffes?

#short_people_problems

They cover your knees. Or look at it this way, for once a guy gave you and UNDER exaggeration. THAT has to be novel, right? Would you prefer #tall_people_problems? Clothes that are too short? Then you'd be flashing all sorts of stuff in public by accident. Wait a minute...

*ponders a way to make Aphroditiac taller*

EDIT:

Oh you're too quick with the posts or maybe I'm just too slow with the replies. It's hell getting old!

Here's another from the bubble bath series.

Uh...it's not my boat that's floating. Actually it probably doesn't float well at all. How about I'm the sub and you're the boat and I'll see if I can hit you with my torpedo?

Cheers

 

[RockyMountainMan2]

Here's another from the bubble bath series.

I think my boat would have to anchor down right there on those two beautiful islands! You are very beautiful, a body that is put together wonderfully with a sexy heart that even a blind man can see! Thank you for sharing!

 

[TJ678]

It's like the all you can eat buffet round here.

I thought that was the best kind of buffet?? As a rule of thumb, a person has to consume each delicious morsel very slowly to truly appeciate it: That way you have room for seconds or more!

 

[TJ678]

These were billed as "knee socks" on the package.

Knee socks for who? Giraffes?

#short_people_problems

Just so damn lovely... Those are perfectly fine by me.. I'm a huge fan of socks, leggings, stockings and corset too if you have any in your naughty drawer. Of course I'm happy to defer to you on such matters since you've such a incredible job so far!

 

[TJ678]

Here's another from the bubble bath series.

I think I need to bring my snorkel and rubber duckie!

 

[ClaudeBalls]

Happy Sunday, gorgeous....and short girlies rawk!!!

 

[EndlessNameless]

Is it possible for you to get any hotter?

 

[Lyricalli]

Lyric! Thank you so much. I love that you stop by and lend your support. My ass and I say thank you!

You're both welcome. It's my pleasure, really. You take such lovely pictures, and I like your style.

By the way, I love your new avatar.

 

[HabsFan33]

These were billed as "knee socks" on the package.

Knee socks for who? Giraffes?

#short_people_problems

I love knee socks and only knee socks...take off the rest.

 

[bcbigbadwolf]

These were billed as "knee socks" on the package.

Knee socks for who? Giraffes?

#short_people_problems

I don't know if Giraffes can be sexy But you have them all beat.

You have Lovely legs leading into a lovely body.

 

[TJ678]

 

[ShyGuy68]

To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life, and new civilization, to boldly go...

How did you know I'm a Star Trek fan?

 

[Saxon_Hart]

You are so sexy!!

 

[AuroraLens]

This will be a limited time offer Friday special. Much more than I intended but the blanket was a bit low. So there's a hint of, um, stuff. A little. So if you are going to right click this, my advice is do that soon because it's not staying!

And...

*poof!*

Awwww, I missed it.

 

[TJ678]

Awwww, I missed it.

Aurora..Having seen the limited special "Awww I missed it" Is a HUGE understatment!!

 

[chillywilly2]

This will be a limited time offer Friday special. Much more than I intended but the blanket was a bit low. So there's a hint of, um, stuff. A little. So if you are going to right click this, my advice is do that soon because it's not staying!

And...

*poof!*

missed it dammitt...now you gotta send it special delivery

 

[hotcpu]

Here's another from the bubble bath series.

Splash down into paradise with that view!! Let us just say I'm prepared for lot's of heavy breathing, deep wet kisses that last all day, sweaty bodies intertwined together, bodies cumming together with great rapidity, fingers digging deep into my back as your ecstasy pulses deep throughout your sexy body! So you can keep the vapor rub for a mediated deep back rub to soothe your sore muscles from our passionate tryst! !

 

[TJ678]

Oh weaver of thought provoking and mischievous tormenting where have you been today?? You are missed