Babe Says She'll Cook Me Breakfast... wtf?

FirmYetGentle

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...so I'm on call with this babe who apparently had a blast. She's moaning, gasping, whimpering, squeeling... the whole nine yards from how she loves how I'm describing every little thing I do with her in any number of positions. I guess she made a mess too. You could hear her slurping in the background over her finger, and when she arrived, well... it was kind of obvious. She giggled and described how wet she was the whole time too.

Anyway, whatever. Not the point.

She asks me after what she can do to please me.

To be honest, I don't really know. It's kind of a surprise thing, you know? You got to come up with something on your own, but this time, I just enjoyed expressing myself and having my way with her.

It's night time where she is, but noon over here. She's some Asian babe, so the time difference works out like that. Then, she says that she'll cook me breakfast the next morning.

Wtf can't more Western babes be like that in real life?

I mean it's times like this that the whole traditional gender role thing slaps me upside the head because I know in my heart of hearts that a babe is enjoying things a lot more than me, and she probably can't do much in bed to make me happy. I'm not much for blowjobs either. I don't know. The whole teeth on cock thing just isn't a turn on, and I don't want to bang a babe where I'm going to kiss her after. It's kind of gross like sloppy seconds only you're doing it to yourself. Granted I might go down on a babe, but it's before I start doing her.

I guess a lot of Western babes are virgins or never made love with a guy who really knows how to turn her on. They just get caught up in passive-aggressive hypocritical fantasy la-la land and don't admit to what they really want or what it takes to hold onto it.

Fuck Trump. I'm moving to China.
 
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...so I'm on call with this babe who apparently had a blast. She's moaning, gasping, whimpering, gasping... the whole nine yards from how she loves how I'm describing every little thing I do with her in any number of positions. I guess she made a mess too. You could hear her slurping in the background over her finger, and when she arrived, well... it was kind of obvious. She giggled and described how wet she was the whole time too.

Anyway, whatever. Not the point.

She asks me after what she can do to please me.

To be honest, I don't really know. It's kind of a surprise thing, you know? You got to come up with something on your own, but this time, I just enjoyed expressing myself and having my way with her.

It's night time where she is, but noon over here. She's some Asian babe, so the time difference works out like that. Then, she says that she'll cook me breakfast the next morning.

Wtf can't more Western babes be like that in real life?

I mean it's times like this that the whole traditional gender role thing slaps me upside the head because I know in my heart of hearts that a babe is enjoying things a lot more than me, and she probably can't do much in bed to make me happy. I'm not much for blowjobs either. I don't know. The whole teeth on cock thing just isn't a turn on, and I don't want to bang a babe where I'm going to kiss her after. It's kind of gross like sloppy seconds only you're doing it to yourself. Granted I might go down on a babe, but it's before I start doing her.

I guess a lot of Western babes are virgins or never made love with a guy who really knows how to turn her on. They just get caught up in passive-aggressive hypocritical fantasy la-la land and don't admit to what they really want or what it takes to hold onto it.

Fuck Trump. I'm moving to China.

Babes be wack!
 
They all sound like they love it when you pay $3.99 a minute dummy.


But I'm sure the Western women will be sad to see you go:rolleyes:
 
Babes be wack!

Western babes be watching too much TV and movies. They get caught up in Miss Universe pageants and whatever else is in mass media, pop culture consumerism.

That said, Hispanic and black babes sometimes seem to know how to have fun from getting all smushy, mushy, wushy with you in holding you close and tight and letting you squish into their curves. Asian babes let you wrap them up and go pop too.

I don't know. I just don't see much passion or romance in Western society anymore. Feminism ruined it. It just makes fun of everything for the sake of power while getting awkward.
 
They all sound like they love it when you pay $3.99 a minute dummy.


But I'm sure the Western women will be sad to see you go:rolleyes:

I don't pay for anything, boss. They're people I've actually taken the time to know.

Believe me, I don't get off from golddiggers. *Shivers*
 
Edited.
I had a great post all written out. But then I realised it's men like this that keep me single, and I was all meh, whatever :rolleyes:
 

Not really. I actually take the time to get to know someone before fooling around. Merely looking like some race isn't going to make me happy.

That said, I feel kind of bad for a lot of soldiers who got caught up in that during WW2. It makes you wonder if people join the military because they can't get along in domestic society.

It's like the babes at home were spoiled, so they threw them away to fight the guys abroad. Then, the babes abroad loved them for beating out the other guys, so they took their place.

Ugh...
 
...so I'm on call with this babe who apparently had a blast. She's moaning, gasping, whimpering, gasping... the whole nine yards from how she loves how I'm describing every little thing I do with her in any number of positions. I guess she made a mess too. You could hear her slurping in the background over her finger, and when she arrived, well... it was kind of obvious. She giggled and described how wet she was the whole time too.

Anyway, whatever. Not the point.

She asks me after what she can do to please me.

To be honest, I don't really know. It's kind of a surprise thing, you know? You got to come up with something on your own, but this time, I just enjoyed expressing myself and having my way with her.

It's night time where she is, but noon over here. She's some Asian babe, so the time difference works out like that. Then, she says that she'll cook me breakfast the next morning.

Wtf can't more Western babes be like that in real life?

I mean it's times like this that the whole traditional gender role thing slaps me upside the head because I know in my heart of hearts that a babe is enjoying things a lot more than me, and she probably can't do much in bed to make me happy. I'm not much for blowjobs either. I don't know. The whole teeth on cock thing just isn't a turn on, and I don't want to bang a babe where I'm going to kiss her after. It's kind of gross like sloppy seconds only you're doing it to yourself. Granted I might go down on a babe, but it's before I start doing her.

I guess a lot of Western babes are virgins or never made love with a guy who really knows how to turn her on. They just get caught up in passive-aggressive hypocritical fantasy la-la land and don't admit to what they really want or what it takes to hold onto it.

Fuck Trump. I'm moving to China.


Western babes be watching too much TV and movies. They get caught up in Miss Universe pageants and whatever else is in mass media, pop culture consumerism.

That said, Hispanic and black babes sometimes seem to know how to have fun from getting all smushy, mushy, wushy with you in holding you close and tight and letting you squish into their curves. Asian babes let you wrap them up and go pop too.

I don't know. I just don't see much passion or romance in Western society anymore. Feminism ruined it. It just makes fun of everything for the sake of power while getting awkward.

Not really. I actually take the time to get to know someone before fooling around. Merely looking like some race isn't going to make me happy.

That said, I feel kind of bad for a lot of soldiers who got caught up in that during WW2. It makes you wonder if people join the military because they can't get along in domestic society.

It's like the babes at home were spoiled, so they threw them away to fight the guys abroad. Then, the babes abroad loved them for beating out the other guys, so they took their place.

Ugh...

Quoting for hilarity. And for night crew.
 
Western babes be watching too much TV and movies. They get caught up in Miss Universe pageants and whatever else is in mass media, pop culture consumerism.

That said, Hispanic and black babes sometimes seem to know how to have fun from getting all smushy, mushy, wushy with you in holding you close and tight and letting you squish into their curves. Asian babes let you wrap them up and go pop too.

I don't know.

Maybe the blacks and Hispanic girls cant afford cable.


:cool:
 
Edited.
I had a great post all written out. But then I realised it's men like this that keep me single, and I was all meh, whatever :rolleyes:

I felt the same way about lame pacskis I got at the grocery yesterday. I figure cool so I wont buy any more and I dont need them anyhow.

lol

I normally buy too many.
 
She was probably going to pour you a bowl of Lucky Charms.
 
Desperation and tears of resentment.

She said a lot of guys where she's from are just stupid, unsophisticated, afraid of her ambition...

I don't think she's desperate. She seems to have decent standards at least. She also isn't the type to throw herself out there on a whim. She wants to be attracted to someone, not defaulted into something.
 
...so I'm on call with this babe who apparently had a blast. She's moaning, gasping, whimpering, squeeling... the whole nine yards from how she loves how I'm describing every little thing I do with her in any number of positions. I guess she made a mess too. You could hear her slurping in the background over her finger, and when she arrived, well... it was kind of obvious. She giggled and described how wet she was the whole time too.

Anyway, whatever. Not the point.

She asks me after what she can do to please me.

To be honest, I don't really know. It's kind of a surprise thing, you know? You got to come up with something on your own, but this time, I just enjoyed expressing myself and having my way with her.

It's night time where she is, but noon over here. She's some Asian babe, so the time difference works out like that. Then, she says that she'll cook me breakfast the next morning.

Wtf can't more Western babes be like that in real life?

I mean it's times like this that the whole traditional gender role thing slaps me upside the head because I know in my heart of hearts that a babe is enjoying things a lot more than me, and she probably can't do much in bed to make me happy. I'm not much for blowjobs either. I don't know. The whole teeth on cock thing just isn't a turn on, and I don't want to bang a babe where I'm going to kiss her after. It's kind of gross like sloppy seconds only you're doing it to yourself. Granted I might go down on a babe, but it's before I start doing her.

I guess a lot of Western babes are virgins or never made love with a guy who really knows how to turn her on. They just get caught up in passive-aggressive hypocritical fantasy la-la land and don't admit to what they really want or what it takes to hold onto it.

Fuck Trump. I'm moving to China.


This reads like something out of the Playboy slush pile in 1977.
 
She said a lot of guys where she's from are just stupid, unsophisticated, afraid of her ambition...

I don't think she's desperate. She seems to have decent standards at least. She also isn't the type to throw herself out there on a whim. She wants to be attracted to someone, not defaulted into something.

I was referencing your breakfast, pumpkin.

A good woman will never make you breakfast so long as you walk that talk.
 
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