Looking for a lady?

[COWBOY2259]

I am looking for a lady to spend the rest of my life with. I am single and i am tired of living alone. I don't do the club seen anymore. I have tired the dating sites and that went oh so wrong. So maybe i thought that i would see if this may work. It seems to me that ladies in my town and those that are overseas as well are just looking for money not love. When you get to my age they think that you are done. Wash up. Well i am not done nor wash up. I still enjoy life and enjoy sex as well. So if you are interested in finding out more hit me up.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Take it to the personals...



You won't get much help in this forum.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

How fast is "god speed?"

 

[oggbashan]

How fast is "god speed?"

God's timescale isn't ours. According to Genesis, making the Universe took a few days.

We now know that those few days were billions of years.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Seems kinda slow to me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Unless you are looking for someone with an illiteracy fetish, it might be worth tidying up your request. Feel free to adopt my version above, and I wish you God speed.

Well played.

 

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[4est_4est_Gump]

He got caught up by his sense of humor since some beetles roll dung and others have explosive farts...



God was big on bathroom humor.

 

[removed9556]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm pretty sure the original shroud was a diaper...


Father high in heaven has a sense of humor and that is a practical joke he could not pass up.

 

[removed9556]

 

[JohnnySavage]

I hope he found a lady.

They are soft and smell good.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

I am looking for a lady to spend the rest of my life with. I am single and i am tired of living alone. I don't do the club seen anymore. I have tired the dating sites and that went oh so wrong. So maybe i thought that i would see if this may work. It seems to me that ladies in my town and those that are overseas as well are just looking for money not love. When you get to my age they think that you are done. Wash up. Well i am not done nor wash up. I still enjoy life and enjoy sex as well. So if you are interested in finding out more hit me up.

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

 

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I think our scato-theological mash-up has put off the OP. Shame. He seemed so nice.

Agreed



This one had real potential, just like i did at one point.

 

[lovetoread]

look at how many "ladies" showed up in here

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

We're not going to buy a pig in a poke.

or:

1. Arabic يشتري سمك في ماء to buy fish in water
2. Bulgarian да купиш котка в торба to buy a cat in a bag
3. Catalan Donar/Prendre gat per llebre to give/to take cat instead of hare
4. Chinese 隔山买老牛 buy a cow over there in another mountain
5. Croatian kupiti mačka u vreći to buy a cat in a sack
6. Czech koupit zajíce v pytli to buy a hare in a sack
7. Danish at købe katten i sækken to buy the cat in the sack
8. Dutch een kat in de zak kopen to buy a cat in the sack
9. Estonian ostma põrsast kotis to buy a piglet in a sack
10. French acheter un chat dans un sac
11. acheter chat en poche to buy a cat in a bag
12. Finnish ostaa sika säkissä to buy a pig in a sack
13. German Die Katze im Sack kaufen to buy the cat in the sack
14. Greek αγοράζω γουρούνι στο σακκί to buy a pig in a sack
15. Hebrew חתול בשק cat in a sack
16. Hungarian zsákbamacska cat in a sack
17. Icelandic að kaupa köttinn í sekknum to buy the cat in the sack
18. Indonesian kucing dalam karung cat in a sack
19. Italian comprare a scatola chiusa to buy in a sealed box
20. Irish ceannaigh muc i mála buying a pig in a bag
21. Latvian pirkt kaķi maisā to buy a cat in a sack
22. Lithuanian pirkti katę maiše to buy a cat in a sack
23. Luxembourgish d'Kaz am Sak kafen to buy the cat in a sack
24. Macedonian да купиш мачка во вреќа to buy the cat in the sack
25. Maltese xtara l-ħut fil-baħar to buy fish in the sea
26. Norwegian kjøpe katta i sekken to buy the cat in the sack
27. Polish kupić kota w worku to buy a cat in a sack
28. Portuguese comprar gato por lebre to buy a cat instead of a hare
29. Romanian cumperi mâța în sac to buy the cat in the bag
30. Russian купить кота в мешке to buy a cat in a sack
31. Spanish dar/pasar gato por liebre to give a cat instead of a hare
32. Spanish hay gato encerrado there is a cat shut inside
33. Serbian купити мачку у џаку to buy a cat in a sack
34. Slovak kúpiť mačku vo vreci to buy a cat in a sack
35. Slovene kupiti mačka v žaklju to buy a cat in a sack
36. Swedish köpa grisen i säcken to buy the pig in the sack
37. Vietnamese mua mèo trong bị to buy a cat in a bag
38. Welsh prynu cath mewn cwd to buy a cat in a bag
39. Zulu ukuthenga ingulube esesakeni to buy a pig in a sack

 

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[lovetoread]

Rimmy always said I was a lady. One of those infamous GB male impersonators.

As a man, I am so proud of you for doing a lovely job.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Aphro]

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places...

 

[Comshaw]

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places...

Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places


Comshaw

 

[Noor]

You might do better if you listed your interests and see if anyone shared them.
You never know where you will find them, sometimes even on Lit...