Orange juice and tonic water

[Vagina_Dentata]

I've been having cravings. It's like a trip to Florida without the long lines snd cavity search.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

I'm going to be up all night peeing.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Cavity searches?

I'm never going to Florida.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Cavity searches?

I'm never going to Florida.

You get used to it.

 

[thør]

Cavity searches?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71%2BWB4jG1hL._SL1500_.jpg

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CY37PhIWwAEKgRp.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The last time I was at the Redneck Riviera, I did not get my cavity search...

 

[Rachel_X]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CY37PhIWwAEKgRp.jpg

I thought that said 'Slime Eye' for a second.
I was nearly sick.

 

[chillywilly2]

I have a buddy drinking that shit now because he got caught drunk at work and he has to do the cure or get fired...lol

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

I have a buddy drinking that shit now because he got caught drunk at work and he has to do the cure or get fired...lol

There was a guy fired at a place I use to work for drinking mouth wash.

 

[Aella_]

Those a great combinations. You can also :
- pour the juice into ice cube molds and indulge on them during hot summers
- I also have tiny ice cubes of lemon juice in my freezer, and drop them occasionally in my water glass. Yummy, restaurant-style.
- for when one goes out with colleagues, and doesn't want to leave The Boss with a mental image of her drinking. (orange juice with 1-2 shots of vodka)

 

[Laforgue]

I thought that said 'Slime Eye' for a second.
I was nearly sick.

LOL I made the same mistake.

Not crazy about tonic water but maybe in OJ.
Get a taste for mimosas every once in a while.

Fired for drinking mouthwash?
Drinking mouthwash?

 

[JanneE]

There was a guy fired at a place I use to work for drinking mouth wash.

What did you do?

 

[thør]

There was a guy fired at a place I use to work for drinking mouth wash.

Mouthwash is cheap ethanol for bush communities. Many places will confiscate it if importing more than a bottle.

 

[JanneE]

for bush communities

No comprendo

 

[Emerson40]

No comprendo

Remote villages or communities, where the women are hirsute, and the men drink mouthwash to forget this.

 

[JanneE]

I've seen that on "Buying Alaska" actually, I just had no idea what it meant.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

What did you do?

I held onto that story for 15 years just so I could tell it to you.

 

[JanneE]

Liar!

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

I only lie to better my position in life or to paint myself in a better light.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I've been having cravings. It's like a trip to Florida without the long lines snd cavity search.

Even going through China's immigration there are never ever cavity searches.
They use the sensor wands.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Even going through China's immigration there are never ever cavity searches.
They use the sensor wands.

Such a primitive society...

 

[JanneE]

I just wanted to talk and be your friend

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

I just wanted to talk and be your friend

Like on Facebook?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Such a primitive society...

The US? Yes it sure is.