Female Utility

[NOIRTRASH]

My test for most existential questions is: WHAT CAN IT DO FOR YOU YOU CANT GET ANYWHERE ELSE?

HAVE A BABY is it if youre female.

 

[Rachel_X]

What does all that scrawl even mean?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What does all that scrawl even mean?

That JAMES broke his apostrophe key...

 

[NOIRTRASH]

It means girls aint exactly Swiss army knives.

 

[Pookie]

It means girls aint exactly Swiss army knives.

JBJ ...


http://scene7.samsclub.com/is/image/samsclub/0007873135098_A?$img_size_380x380$

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No, he's a spork...

 

[Pookie]

No, he's a spork...

I beg to differ. You can actually do something with a spork.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I beg to differ. You can actually do something with a spork.

Point taken...

 

[Recidiva]

This is ridiculously reductionist.

How can so many logical fallacies exist in such a short statement?

Remember that thing about how narcissism has to do with how something is only considered in a narcissistic mind according to how it could benefit the narcissist?

That.

 

[richard_daily]

JBJ ...


http://scene7.samsclub.com/is/image/samsclub/0007873135098_A?$img_size_380x380$

I think you made him lose his micro-boner.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

This is ridiculously reductionist.

How can so many logical fallacies exist in such a short statement?

Remember that thing about how narcissism has to do with how something is only considered in a narcissistic mind according to how it could benefit the narcissist?

That.

Ima lateral thinker. Lateral thinkers are reductionists.

Lateral thinking is solving problems through an indirect and creative approach, using reasoning that is not immediately obvious and involving ideas that may not be obtainable by using only traditional step-by-step logic. The term was coined in 1967 by Edward de Bono.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateral_thinking

 

[Recidiva]

Ima lateral thinker. Lateral thinkers are reductionists.

Lateral thinking is solving problems through an indirect and creative approach, using reasoning that is not immediately obvious and involving ideas that may not be obtainable by using only traditional step-by-step logic. The term was coined in 1967 by Edward de Bono.

Yes, but in this case it should be interpreted for you specifically, that you create problems through a direct and dogmatic approach.

 

[Liar]

My test for most existential questions is: WHAT CAN IT DO FOR YOU YOU CANT GET ANYWHERE ELSE?

HAVE A BABY is it if youre female.

...and?

 

[Liar]

It means girls aint exactly Swiss army knives.

By your own criteria, nieher are Swiss army knives.

 

[bronzeage]

Ima lateral thinker. Lateral thinkers are reductionists.

Lateral thinking is solving problems through an indirect and creative approach, using reasoning that is not immediately obvious and involving ideas that may not be obtainable by using only traditional step-by-step logic. The term was coined in 1967 by Edward de Bono.

Which is the same thing as "a blind pig sometimes finds an apple."

 

[Pookie]

I think you made him lose his micro-boner.

At least he's got that lateral thinking thingie to cling to. And the diabeetus.

I just got the babymaker thing going for me. He's up on me 2 to 1.

 

[Pookie]

Which is the same thing as "a blind pig sometimes finds an apple."

And now he can occasionally find an apple. That's now 3 to 1.