I Have Been Good As Long as I Could Stand It.

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Had to have some Turkey 101 & Cola.

I have been good all month, ate what I was supposed to, not drank what I was not supposed to.

The Doc said I was not restricted in my physical activity ...He did say I could only have some alcohol say once a month and only one or two beers or shots. I think he was more concerned with the cola I might mix it with.

A person needs some stress relief in this old world!;)

Are you being good... or so good Good when you are Bad?

Are don't have to worry about it?
 
Good for you!

(You're going to hell. But still, good for you.)
 
Well maybe the doc will forgive you if you quit putting cola in your whiskey. Give it a try with a splash of water instead. It gets rid of the caffeine, calories, and carbs. Then its healthy, right?
 
Goes to show that if you're going to drink poison, you need to put a little crap into it first.
 
Well maybe the doc will forgive you if you quit putting cola in your whiskey. Give it a try with a splash of water instead. It gets rid of the caffeine, calories, and carbs. Then its healthy, right?

Well, I stopped drinking hard liquor straight when I was a teenager. It freaked to many people out...I have a high tolerance for alcohol and it would make the old alcoholics go "Holy shit!:eek: Boy! you gonna die!:(
 
I could eat better. I hardly drink at all, on a rare occasion. I don't smoke. I drink too much pop.


I could be doing better.
 
I can drink a couple of cups of real Moonshine down all at once and not crater.
 
How about a glass or two of red wine? It is relaxing and depending upon the report, heart healthy.
 
A person needs some stress relief in this old world!;)

Are you being good... or so good Good when you are Bad?

Are don't have to worry about it?

Oh yea ....got me some stress relief, it's so relaxing ya might piss yourself if you're not used to it :D

I can drink a couple of cups of real Moonshine down all at once and not crater.

I agree with RDS....this is hardcore.
 
Damn, son, you're hardcore.

Seriously.

#respect

Just because one CAN to something doesn't mean they do it regularly or even should do it. It's nice come betting time or to take down a wise ass a notch.

And damned helpful come super bowl time if the you have to drink a shot when your team scores. Especially when the bastards run away with the fucking game!:eek:
 
I'm far too exhausted these days to, as Depeche Mode would put it, "Give into sin."
 
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