Got a vasectomy...

[ms_ann_thrope]

Most people that only have sex once or twice every couple of years just buy a couple condoms...

 

[kismet999]

Saying 'creating another human being' instead of 'having a baby' tends to put things into perspective. Child bearing is a full time, expensive and time consuming move if done right.

To those folks that want kids, I hope your children are healthy and your family life is a joy to you.

To those folks that don't want kids, that's your choice and nobody else's business.

To those folks that are not sure yet, delay pregnancy or siring a child until you are sure. Creating another human being just to see if it was right for you is a dick move. Society frowns on reversing the decision.

 

[ishtat]

We did our bit for the gene pool with six offspring. I was involved with the conception of five, my wife with four. Then I was snipped, procedure only took a minute or two. Slight swelling afterwards but no real discomfort. The Sri Lankan doctor who operated did voluntary work for the FPA in third world countries. He had done 25,000 vascectomies in India alone and asserted that he could do it blindfold - I declined his offer!

The worst part was before the procedure. I am hairier than most so had to be thoroughly shaved. The senior nurse tasked a very young trainee nurse with the job. She was clearly both nervous and slightly embarrassed and had no idea how to use a razor. Her style could only be described as snatching. My wife and the senior nurse were vastly amused - me rather less so.

But recommended without reservations.

 

[RoryN]

The worst part was before the procedure. I am hairier than most so had to be thoroughly shaved. The senior nurse tasked a very young trainee nurse with the job. She was clearly both nervous and slightly embarrassed and had no idea how to use a razor.

Yup - this is why I did my own shaving! Would've been in the exact same scenario otherwise, based on the help that was there.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm so thankful that RoryN started this thread.

 

[pink]

I stopped with Jennifer. I love that girl with all my heart.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I stopped with Jennifer. I love that girl with all my heart.

That's when you had your vasectomy, KRC?

 

[Beco]

No kids for me. Not a hasty decision, either - gave myself years before going through with it.

My doctor told me 30 ejaculations before a sperm test. (Screw Adderall; this is the best prescription, ever.)

What's your post-vasectomy life been like?

For you to breed is a bad thing. Congats on your decision not to produce children.

 

[kismet999]

Will all the ferns line up for mandatory pollination by Groot? The species must be saved.

 

[Beco]

Do gay men like Rory need a vasectomy??

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Do gay men like Rory need a vasectomy??

That's a very good question.

 

[RoryN]

Will all the ferns line up for mandatory pollination by Groot? The species must be saved.

Not for that Groot.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://i0.wp.com/www.123inspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hugh-kretschmer-photography-9.jpg?resize=600%2C595

 

[Aella_]

Do gay men like Rory need a vasectomy??

Rory is gay?
I would never have guessed…

 

[RoryN]

That moment when someone who says they have you on iggy comes into your thread to call you gay.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/3579575cc7e7f2b6c6e148b497712d38/tumblr_inline_mqjvoqnAJg1qz4rgp.gif

 

[Aella_]

That moment when someone who says they have you on iggy comes into your thread to call you gay.

Before this one, I only replied to the people who quoted you, genius…

But I'm taking you off iggy. Because before yesterday I thought that you were simply mean-spirited.
But I was obviously wrong; you're just a dumbass.

 

[Smootg103]

paki troll in effect brah!

 

[RoryN]

That moment when someone who says they have you on iggy comes into your thread to call you gay.

Before this one, I only replied to the people who quoted you, genius…

Can't see or enter the threads of posters you have on iggy, "genius".

LOL

 

[Aella_]

Can't see or enter the threads of posters you have on iggy, "genius".

LOL

You do when you're off-line.
I guess the LOL is on me, dummy!

 

[Emerson40]

Before this one, I only replied to the people who quoted you, genius…

But I'm taking you off iggy. Because before yesterday I thought that you were simply mean-spirited.
But I was obviously wrong; you're just a dumbass.

Ah Hashy, another day, another fail by you.

At least you're consistent. You'll always have that.


http://56.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks7e1lngT91qzjw8go1_540.jpg

 

[RoryN]

You do when you're off-line.

You post in threads while you're offline?

Neat trick. Show us!

 

[Aella_]

You post in threads while you're offline?

Neat trick. Show us!

It's like I'm explaining to a four year-old: .
Some people log in before they click on the forum, others do it after they get in.
Other people do both, to some degree or another
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(dummy !)

 

[RoryN]

Some people log in before they click on the forum, others do it after they got in.
Other people do both, to a degree or another

You.

Cannot.

Post.

In.

A.

Thread.

Made.

By.

Someone.

You.

Have.

On.

Iggy.

You.

Fucking.

Idiot.

 

[Aella_]

You can, you tool.
But you wouldn't now that, would you?
Because you don't have anybody on iggy, not even those one on one dude threads.

 

[RoryN]

You can, you tool.

No. You can't.

Tell your mom you're failing Forums 101.

But you wouldn't now that, would you?
Because you don't have anybody on iggy, not even those one on one dude threads.

This is too good.

You are a gift. Please, continue.