The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIV: A Merry Killswitch and a Happy New Year!

[girlsmiley]

From what I can gather, one person called in saying they heard 3 shits fired. No one actually saw a shooter.

I know you meant to type shots.

 

[pointless]

i am smoking too much. stupid weird ass sleep cycle. i need more drugs.

 

[OjosMojo]

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/692026833332785153

Active shooter reported at Naval Medical Center San Diego.

Aglaopheme...

...miles twin/Jimmie Olsen wannabe of The Twatterville Times.

 

[silver gurl]

You are posting, as if you are manic.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I know you meant to type shots.

Ha! Yeah, sometimes my crappy typing on my phone is good for a laugh.

 

[lovetoread]

Abe Vigoda died

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Yuck

I ate Taco Bell for Lunch. No idea why...

Probably the first time I have had Taco Bell sober and before 2am in a decade.

 

[Noor]

your enduring love for byron is truly moving, noor

Thanks Pete.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12565354_10153844046264035_379210993652973697_n.jpg?oh=4041cf7dd608219bb78ad38b3ed60698&oe=573BB9E2

 

[girlsmiley]

I'll come back later and use my final posts.

That'll give me time to get my going away speech together. Plus, my haters will hate having to wait.

I iz smart.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12565354_10153844046264035_379210993652973697_n.jpg?oh=4041cf7dd608219bb78ad38b3ed60698&oe=573BB9E2

What is that?

 

[Bacigalupo]

What is that?

My lunch. It put up a good fight, but my tummy was not to be denied.

 

[ryan8558]

Centipede with babies?

 

[removed9556]

 

[pensivepoet]

Wait, back up
Baci, wtf is that?
Predator salad?

 

[Wings]

My dad asks me to fix his phone all the time. I went to close all the browser windows he had open and half of them were about viagra. Lordy.

I'm totally cool with that, more power to my parents but he got so still I had to make sure he was still alive.

 

[Noor]

I have access to both my parents' passwords, plus a few ex's and some of B's. I rarely use them unless asked. After 1/2 century of life, I now realize that when a guy gives me his financial info, passwords and access to his accounts, he is not just being weird, but making a serious statement of intent

I find the parent and adult child dynamic of who protects whom from info to be kind of amusing.

 

[lovetoread]

Ya'll dont do this

Cops: Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/MqKwA6r.gif

 

[ryan8558]

http://i.imgur.com/MqKwA6r.gif

precious

 

[removed9556]

 

[removed9556]

 

[yossi]

precious

The parents should be made to post a gif of her having a tantrum to bring us back to reality.

 

[ryan8558]

The parents should be made to post a gif of her having a tantrum to bring us back to reality.

yes, but the moment above will be remembered by the parents a lot longer than the tantrum.

Truly an AWWWW moment.

 

[pointless]

i had a friend in high school who jerked it in his car every morning when he drove to school. needless to say i never asked him for a ride. he was a model at one point. now he's a shitty photographer.

who used to jerk off in his car.