The View From The Back Seat...Of the Clown Car

[JackLuis]

Chris Christie dismisses low poll numbers following storm: ‘When the chips are down, I deliver’

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) shrugged off polls that showed people of his state disapproved of the job he was doing, and promised to deliver for residents “when the chips are down.”

On Sunday, Christie explained to CNN’s Jake Tapper that he had paused his presidential campaign so he could return to New Jersey during an historic winter storm.

But Tapper pointed out that residents of New Jersey were not necessarily happy to have him back.

“Your approval rating right now among New Jerseyans is at an all-time low,” Tapper noted. “Only 31 percent of New Jerseyans support you. Why should Americans elect you when the people in your state do not think you are doing a particularly good job?”

“That — that approval rating has gone down once I started to run for president,” Christie replied. “And it should be no shock. You know, the fact is when you start looking for another job, you’re current employer gets a little miffed and that’s what’s gone on here in New Jersey.”

That back seat is awfully crowded with Christy's big butt.

 

[Liar]

Does he ever put down the chips tho?

</fat joke>

 

[RUlookingup]

Chris Christie dismisses low poll numbers following storm: ‘When the chips are down, I deliver’



That back seat is awfully crowded with Christy's big butt.

I guess that's what happened to President Barack Obama when he mentioned going back to community organizing. Removing tongue from cheek.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I guess that's what happened to President Barack Obama when he mentioned going back to community organizing. Removing tongue from cheek.

He mentioned that? Citation please.

 

[JackLuis]

David Brooks Pretty Sure Marco Rubio Will Be President Of David Brooks’s Heart

You know who has the literal worst thoughts in the entire world? David Brooks. Besides being as annoying as the midnight-sun-in-the-arctic-day is long, the man is both constantly behind the curve yet utterly delusional.

The Brutalism Of Reading David Brooks Whining About The Brutalism Of Ted Cruz

Remember a couple weeks ago when he was the last person in America to finally figure out that Ted Cruz is a massive dick, and he had to write a column about it? And he had to fling around words like “brutalism” because he thinks it makes him sound smart, when the rest of us know it makes him sound like a petulant child who was praised once — just once! — for using a big word and now won’t stop.

Apparently, Brooks didn’t feel like he’d whined an adequate amount the previous week, so a few days ago he trotted out another whiny ass titty baby exegesis about how Cruz was … oh Christ, we don’t know. About how Cruz was wrecking everything because he’s the ugly underbelly id of the Republican Party, basically, when David Brooks fancies himself the spiritual heir to William F. Buckley or some shit. And then he tried to exhort his fellow Republicans to organize themselves against the Tide of Ted and instead back some sort of Pony Q. Unicorn GOP candidate.

Yes, that is David Brooks on your emm ess emm Sunday morning teevee shows, utterly sure that the Trump and Cruz wings of the party will eat themselves and then Marco Rubio, the love of David’s life, will swoop in and rescue us all with his dreamy eyes, his snappy shoes, and his terrifyingly retrograde view of the world. Seriously, in what universe is Marco Rubio a compassionate populist reformer? In what world does Rubio have a ghost of a chance at getting the nomination? The world between David Brooks’s legs head, that’s where. What an awful place to be.

Rubio-Forina 2016!​

That is a maggot gagging ticket!