The amalgamated butthurt thread

[Brollyanna]

So we don't have to have butthurt in EVERY thread!

Brolyana, immoderator.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Sinny]

Is this where we call people out for butthurt, or list our own butthurt grievances?

 

[lovetoread]

Great - yet another vanity thread for hashtag.

 

[Brollyanna]

I'm hurt that my GB mother never calls.

Who makes calls anymore? I'm butthurt you'd even think that's.

 

[Brollyanna]

Is this where we call people out for butthurt, or list our own butthurt grievances?

This is pretty much all purpose - go where your butthurt takes you!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Sinny]

This is pretty much all purpose - go where your butthurt takes you!

I will start with some selfish butthurting and move on from there.

I am butthurt that the coating on my crepes pan is messed up and now I will have to suffer, and spend double the time, making crepes with pans not intended to make crepes, but I have to do that simply because brunch will be ruined if I don't make these crepes. Firstworldproblems, fo sure.

 

[lovetoread]

How do we know this is on the up and up, eh narc?

 

[RobDownSouth]

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/eyerbutthurt_zpsfe5d35dc.jpg

 

[Brollyanna]

Great - yet another vanity thread for hashtag.

I'm saving that for my sub-litting thread.

"Which litter puts the butthurt into butthurt?

Or, who puts "ax yields" in dyslexia?


Guess, guess..

 

[lovecraft68]

I am hurt when my mother calls.

Me too because when I answer she always asks to talk to my wife.

Oh, wait. Never mind,

 

[Brollyanna]

I am hurt when my mother calls.

She's probably hurt when you don't.

I will start with some selfish butthurting and move on from there.

I am butthurt that the coating on my crepes pan is messed up and now I will have to suffer, and spend double the time, making crepes with pans not intended to make crepes, but I have to do that simply because brunch will be ruined if I don't make these crepes. Firstworldproblems, fo sure.

I'm butthurt I'm not having crepes for brunch.

How do we know this is on the up and up, eh narc?

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/eyerbutthurt_zpsfe5d35dc.jpg

Well spotted!

 

[kbate]

Ha!

I knew way back last year when Brolyana posted in that sticky thread that Brolyana was a bitch.

*smug dance*

 

[Brollyanna]

Ha!

I knew way back last year when Brolyana posted in that sticky thread that Brolyana was a bitch.

*smug dance*

STOP PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M NEARLY A GB MODERATOR!!

 

[yossi]

Assailment, tushietantrum.

There's got to be some more alliterative ones...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

STOP PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M NEARLY A GB MODERATOR!!

There is currently an opening for the role of Fata Morgana. You should apply.

 

[lovecraft68]

Assailment, tushietantrum.

There's got to be some more alliterative ones...

An Analeurysm

 

[Brollyanna]

There is currently an opening for the role of Fata Morgana. You should apply.

You only say that because you know I'm not big enough to fill those particular shoes, you cunt!

 

[Aphro]

The only butthurt I experience is from anal.

 

[Brollyanna]

The only butthurt I experience is from anal.

The original butthurt...

 

[yossi]

An Analeurysm

That's a god one!

 

[Adre]

The only butthurt I experience is from anal.

The best kind.

 

[Brollyanna]

I'm butthurt because all the real butthurt is still taking place in every other thread on the GB. Stop that right now.

 

[phrodeau]

Not a word about hemmorhoids? Where's the over-sixty crowd?