Are there any females who wish they were at Hogwarts?

[c1it-5ucker]

I'm a male who's old enough to know better but loves the thought of running around Hogwarts with a geeky goddess. Are there any women out there who'd like to chat and play in the Harry Potter world? If you're interested send me a private message and we can see where it leads.

 

[Serva]

If there are any people who know what Hogwarts is and don't wish they were students there, I don't want to meet them.

 

[c1it-5ucker]

That is so true, who wouldn't want to wander the halls at Hogwarts if given the chance.

 

[screwher]

I know my wife and daughter wish they went to high school at Hogwarts.

I like to tease my wife by telling my daughter we met at Hogwarts. I was Griffindor and she was Slyttherin.

( I know I spelt those wrong)

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

I blame Voldemort for my never having received my owl. Being muggle born, and him having the death eaters destroy ministry records of muggle-born wizards and witches.

But yes, I wish I had attended, and furthermore, that I could land a teaching job (preferably in the dark arts)

 

[DisreputableDan]

Sadly Snape is with us no longer: http://www.theguardian.com/film/201...-giant-of-british-film-and-theatre-dies-at-69

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

Sadly Snape is with us no longer: http://www.theguardian.com/film/201...-giant-of-british-film-and-theatre-dies-at-69

And he was my favorite character. I shall miss Alan Rickman dearly.

 

[c1it-5ucker]

It's a sad day. 150 points from Gryffindor.

 

[dumb_mom]

I would love to go to hogwarts, but if it was real can you imagine what naughty spells would really be done there with all those hormonal horny guys

 

[Serva]

I would love to go to hogwarts, but if it was real can you imagine what naughty spells would really be done there with all those hormonal horny guys

Between engorgio and the Hermione's extra polyjuice potion, I don't know how much time I would actually spend in class.

 

[ElijaRDC]

I blame Voldemort for my never having received my owl. Being muggle born, and him having the death eaters destroy ministry records of muggle-born wizards and witches.

But yes, I wish I had attended, and furthermore, that I could land a teaching job (preferably in the dark arts)

My owl got lost over the Atlantic and my letter was finally delivered by muggle post 18 years late.

 

[Jovenes_Latina]

....after charming Hermione out of wanting to remain straight, I got in do to her

 

[Lovem_Chubby]

That's the best use for magic!

....after charming Hermione out of wanting to remain straight, I got in do to her

This is something that I would love to see!

 

[ChefLife24]

I could only wish! #HPaddicted

 

[Jovenes_Latina]

This is something that I would love to see!

Hermione was the postergirl for being straight but I used a seduction spell to cloud her mind long enough for me to...um....well....lets just say shes not straight anymore and I may have a girlfriend in school now lol . I guess Harry just got dumped

 

[dumb_mom]

Between engorgio and the Hermione's extra polyjuice potion, I don't know how much time I would actually spend in class.

Mmmm I would be helpless against all those naughty spells

 

[Mac380]

Mmmm I would be helpless against all those naughty spells

Playing with the wands again?

 

[loveroflove]

Idk call me odd I will take Fred and George please!

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

Idk call me odd I will take Fred and George please!

Me, too! At the same time!!

 

[DaddysTastyTreat]

Idk call me odd I will take Fred and George please!

My owl got lost over the Atlantic and my letter was finally delivered by muggle post 18 years late.

When I learned about LegendaryLetters . com I was so pissed... I could've gotten my Hogwarts letter after all!!

 

[loveroflove]

Me, too! At the same time!!

Yes! I want them to play their *tricks* on me! I cried when they were separated!!!

 

[seafseaf]

I used to write slash novels...good times hahaha

 

[c1it-5ucker]

I've been looking at the letters site you mentioned and am now going to search and see if there's a uk version. I'm sure there must be. I'm on the Prisoner of Azkaban just now and playing the Lego Harry Potter game on the Wii. I knew there had to be a reason to keep the old console. Asides from that, I've got to stop buying Harry Potter stuff on eBay, either that or Halloween has to get a move on so I can use it.

 

[ElijaRDC]

When I learned about LegendaryLetters . com I was so pissed... I could've gotten my Hogwarts letter after all!!

My boyfriend ordered me a Hogwarts letter for Christmas from an Etsy shop. It was really touching because he'd gone to the trouble to stealthily find out the address of my childhood home and everything... I cried.

 

[AnotherDude99]

I'm not sure if you are

My boyfriend ordered me a Hogwarts letter for Christmas from an Etsy shop. It was really touching because he'd gone to the trouble to stealthily find out the address of my childhood home and everything... I cried.

about to shit on someone else here, like you usually do. So the ellipses reference

"That's a direct quote. I take no responsibility for the nonsensical use of ellipses."

from my quote... < like this one .. <and this one - that's called a 'dramatic pause', like in a theater. maybe you'd want to include this also in your sig line.