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[Queersetti]

18 things you should never put in your vagina

 

[Queersetti]

#19: Duranman

 

[Saint Peter]

Small animals?

 

[ElizabethWest]

I must say, some of that was disturbing.

 

[Pookie]

Small animals?

I was wondering if that was more a euphemism for the micro-penis.

 

[Queersetti]

Small animals?

I already said Duranman.

 

[Saint Peter]

I must say, some of that was disturbing.

#19: Duranman

Definitely.

 

[Queersetti]

I was wondering if that was more a euphemism for the micro-penis.

Goddamn, it. I already said Duranman!

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

That's where I left my cellphone.

 

[Pookie]

Goddamn, it. I already said Duranman!

That wasn't covered with "1. Douches"?

 

[lovetoread]

We all should try the pop rocks in the vagina trick at least once.

 

[Saint Peter]

I was wondering if that was more a euphemism for the micro-penis.

Please keep that on the political board.

Thank you,
Laurel's small animal

 

[Pookie]

12. Alcohol-soaked tampons

That would cover Ish.

 

[Pookie]

We all should try the pop rocks in the vagina trick at least once.

NOOOOOOOOOO! I mean, no.

 

[Queersetti]

Reading the phrase "yogurt-soaked tampons" reaffirmed my sexuality.

 

[Brollyanna]

"For starters, the old wives’ tale is a lie: vegetables cannot take root inside your vagina and grow."

Then what use is my lady garden???


ETA: I was hoping to be self-sufficient in root vegetables.

 

[Saint Peter]

Upside down they make nice pencil cups.

 

[pollynova]

10. Any sharp objects

Really? This needs to be said????

 

[Saint Peter]

Can you hand me an orange highlighter?

Thank you.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Well number one rules out a bunch on the GB.

 

[Aglaopheme]

That wasn't covered with "1. Douches"?

Dang it!

 

[lovetoread]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Poprocks_43e0f3_4878524.png

 

[Saint Peter]

The How To board was not very helpful when I started a thread asking how to safely remove a lightbulb from a butthole.

I blame Lady C.

 

[yossi]

The How To board was not very helpful when I started a thread asking how to safely remove a lightbulb from a butthole.

I blame Lady C.

Never underestimate the power of a bright idea in a dark place.

You're welcome.

 

[Saint Peter]

Christmas is just around the corner.

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