Only been with one man...

[Baseballbtch]

done

Literally sorry I ever posted anything. Apparently you regular people get off on being assholes.

 

[Aglaopheme]

And that one man would be yourself.

 

[Baseballbtch]

I'm definitely not a man but cool you think that.

 

[JohnnySavage]

So I'm 30 and sexually completely inexperienced. I got married really young and am now divorced. I have no idea how to be sexy. I need help!! I want to experience sex that lasts longer than 5 minutes. I want to have passionate hot sex. How do I find a man to take it slow with me but also not so slow that I get bored?

Show us your tits!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

So I'm 30 and sexually completely inexperienced. I got married really young and am now divorced. I have no idea how to be sexy. I need help!! I want to experience sex that lasts longer than 5 minutes. I want to have passionate hot sex. How do I find a man to take it slow with me but also not so slow that I get bored?

Sex lasts longer than 5 minutes?

 

[Pairaclities]

So I'm 30 and sexually completely inexperienced. I got married really young and am now divorced. I have no idea how to be sexy. I need help!! I want to experience sex that lasts longer than 5 minutes. I want to have passionate hot sex. How do I find a man to take it slow with me but also not so slow that I get bored?

Oooh boy, sorry girl, you are in the wrong forum for this type of post.
There will be no end of offers via your PM inbox.
Best advise I can give you is to get in contact with a trusted friend and discuss what you are looking for physically, mentally, and occupation-wise.

Good luck to you Baseballbtch.

 

[Baseballbtch]

Oh no! Will it really be that bad?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://orig02.deviantart.net/ff27/f/2014/099/6/b/baseball_bitch_by_bongchoonsik-d7dup04.jpg

 

[thør]

Sex lasts longer than 5 minutes?

Someone has been spoiled!

 

[lovetoread]

Its too bad there hasnt been something like the internet invented yet.

That would probably help with the googling of porn and such stuff.

 

[Pairaclities]

Its too bad there hasnt been something like the internet invented yet.

That would probably help with the googling of porn and such stuff.

Incredible isn't it.
Why I could even invent a new persona here and make a post just like that.

 

[Baseballbtch]

Incredible isn't it.
Why I could even invent a new persona here and make a post just like that.

Wow who knew humans would be such assholes over a simple question.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Wow who knew humans would be such assholes over a simple question.

You're not going to bag a man with that attitude...

 

[Pairaclities]

You're not going to bag a man with that attitude...

No one was going to bag a man on the GB anyway; so what the fucking hell part of my first post did you not understand 1 man Mary.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No one was going to bag a man on the GB anyway; so what the fucking hell part of my first post did you not understand 1 man Mary.

All of it.

 

[Queersetti]

Oh no! Will it really be that bad?

Strike three, you're out.

 

[Baseballbtch]

Strike three, you're out.

Why am I out?

 

[Queersetti]

https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/canseco-head-gif.gif?w=1000

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sex lasts longer than 5 minutes?

If you're fumbling around and don't know what you're doing. I get it done in three minutes, TOPS!

Maybe she is talking about multiple sessions.

 

[KUJACK]

Really?

So I'm 30 and sexually completely inexperienced. I got married really young and am now divorced. I have no idea how to be sexy. I need help!! I want to experience sex that lasts longer than 5 minutes. I want to have passionate hot sex. How do I find a man to take it slow with me but also not so slow that I get bored?

Men are so easy to seduce and take direction when prompted.
Flirt.
Be Suggestive
Dress to show off assets, ie. Boobs, Legs, etc.

Be agressive on dates
Kiss with tongue
Massage his dick when kissing.
Tell him what you like, ie. go slow, touch me here, not so fast.
Be in control
The rest is history.
Now go get them

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If you're fumbling around and don't know what you're doing. I get it done in three minutes, TOPS!

Maybe she is talking about multiple sessions.

Well...there's all that prep and cleanup, and signing all those contracts and medical reports, and then there's the deciding who's going to be on top.

The actual sex part is minor.

 

[Saint Peter]

Its too bad there hasnt been something like the internet invented yet.

That would probably help with the googling of porn and such stuff.

http://www.superantispyware.com/download.html

 

[lovetoread]

http://www.superantispyware.com/download.html

Downloading lesbian porn again, dude?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well...there's all that prep and cleanup, and signing all those contracts and medical reports, and then there's the deciding who's going to be on top.

The actual sex part is minor.

The longest part for me is all the crying after sex. That pepper spray hurts like a motherfucker.