Lightr Side or Dark Side

Light side or dark side?

  • Light side

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dark side

    Votes: 2 100.0%

  • Total voters
    2
Doesn't anyone notice that the light side never seems to win for long? Even Luke couldn't keep it together and he was like the Micheal Jordan of Jedi's.
 
How come a little emo bitch like Kylo Ren can stop a blaster bolt in midair but Darth Vader has to use his hands and light saber to block them?
 
Has there ever been a Wookie Jedi? I read where there had a been a Jawa one once. Personally I think a Jawa Jedi would be cool as hell and they need to put that in a movie. Unless it's in a prequel and I missed it during my sobbing fits while watching that trash.
 
Has there ever been a Wookie Jedi? I read where there had a been a Jawa one once. Personally I think a Jawa Jedi would be cool as hell and they need to put that in a movie. Unless it's in a prequel and I missed it during my sobbing fits while watching that trash.

Episodes I, II, and III were an embarrassment to the franchise.

Good god those movies were AWFUL.
 
I'll take the paisley side.

It's more interesting.

Cheaper, too.
 
Didn't Darth Vader levitate someone several feet off the floor while force choking them?

And what was the name of that imperial admiral that he force choked during a meeting on board the super star destroyer?
 
I'm not much of a fan of the concept of dark side versus light side.
I liked much more the 2000's idea of humans versus artificial intelligence, who eventually recognize in each other parts that they were so keen to disavow.
And Battlestar Galactica (the 2004- tv series) have it all : visual effects, suspense and excellent plot.
 
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