IF I were a beautiful woman............

[naughtoldperv]

This post is aimed at the Guys............

For me, I would be a superslut whore, dress super sexy and suck and fuck all the women and men I could [making a few $$ when I feel like it], but would play safe for disease and drugs. May be a porn star if they would take me and do gangbang, gloryhole and a little bukake while I was young and attractive, save my $$ and get an education then retire at my peak and may do 'escort' work until I settle down.

What would you other GUYS do if you were a beautiful woman??

 

[t4texas101]

I'd be down at the dock waiting for a ship full of horny sailors
To come in!

 

[naughtoldperv]

I'd be down at the dock waiting for a ship full of horny sailors
To come in!

You can tell that she likes sailors by the semen on her lips...........

 

[ProfQ1955]

I would be flashing upskirts all day long hoping to get some guy to take me.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

If I were a beautiful woman I'd...

Wait...I already am a beautiful woman..

Ok, nevermind.

 

[deedee94]

It amazes me how many guys do do themselves up to be beautiful looking women, far more beautiful than many women (not talking about the inner person here).

Exhibit A, the boyfem thread for example. So many hot feminine looking guys.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

It amazes me how many guys do do themselves up to be beautiful looking women, far more beautiful than many women (not talking about the inner person here).

Exhibit A, the boyfem thread for example. So many hot feminine looking guys.

i know! Right?!?
Some of them are very beautiful, indeed. I think they should start a makeup and fashion tips thread.

 

[SlutAddicted]

Take my time seducing men one at a time until I have a full and active stable of studs at my beckon call. Each would know that I am poly....no clingy saps, jealous guys or delusional boys allowed. Just men mature men that know that the pussy rules.

 

[observer255]

This post is aimed at the Guys............

For me, I would be a superslut whore, dress super sexy and suck and fuck all the women and men I could [making a few $$ when I feel like it], but would play safe for disease and drugs. May be a porn star if they would take me and do gangbang, gloryhole and a little bukake while I was young and attractive, save my $$ and get an education then retire at my peak and may do 'escort' work until I settle down.

What would you other GUYS do if you were a beautiful woman??

Nice! I'd want to be a glamorous rich trophy girlfriend, enhanced with all beauty treatments, strutting in designer heels, lots of bling.... super long salon nails. Mmmmm.....

 

[EctoJohn]

If I were a beautiful woman, I'd still be looking for another beautiful woman to have fun with.

I'm still the same pervy nerd on the inside.

 

[ChinaBandit]

In my experience, a beautiful woman does whatever she wants.

 

[gregy70]

Take my time seducing men one at a time until I have a full and active stable of studs at my beckon call. Each would know that I am poly....no clingy saps, jealous guys or delusional boys allowed. Just men mature men that know that the pussy rules.

I like this!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I am a beautiful woman. It sux. Men only see you as a sex object and sure you can use your beauty to get shit, but that get dull after a while. Women are so jealous of you, they shun and gossip about you constantly. It's a pretty lonely existence.
Then there is the lack of respect thing. No one thinks you have a brain. Oh and my personal fav! When people read this, they think I am full of shit. Either the cry me a river kind or I am making this up kind. Be happy with who you are ladies! The grass is not greener. Just has better fertilizer. AKA more BS.

 

[may_I_please]

That has never been my experience ^^

 

[Temptation84]

very well said. I believe you

 

[BareBackRider2]

I'd be a lesbian