Call a Spade a Shovel

[ms_ann_thrope]

If it just happens to be black, call it a black shovel...or if'n you're on the poetry board, ebon shovel.

Dig?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm not wearing any underwear.

 

[PoppingTom]

Is this necrophilism?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Over my dead body.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm out of Bacardi.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Fuck it. Call a pail a bucket.

 

[Curmudgeonly]

If it just happens to be black, call it a black shovel...or if'n you're on the poetry board, ebon shovel.

Dig?

Dug.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I love a good tribute thread.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

spades and shovels are different tools.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

http://www.alpacabytes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/shovel.jpg

A SHOVEL!

 

[NOIRTRASH]

http://thebriberyact.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/spade.jpg

A SPADE!

 

[PoppingTom]

Now who's going to bury good ol JBJ ?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Now who's going to bury good ol JBJ ?

I'm like your welfare money, and never go away.

 

[PoppingTom]

Yeah, bad weed never pass, as we say.....

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

spades and shovels are different tools.

Different tools for different fools. Sticking out of a cranium, a ball-peen hammer is a blunt object.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

JBJ doesn't know what he is talking about...



I do. I worked for a living.

http://gizmodo.com/5994728/the-8-types-of-shovels-everyone-should-know


Now enough about you, I want to talk about me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxUuDPNbkJk

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
The jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again
As soon as you are in
There ain't no short-handled shovels
No axes, saws, or picks
I'm going to stay
Where you sleep all day
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

(Whistling)

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

A spork, a spork. My kingdom for a spork.

 

[PoppingTom]

You've got a kingdom?

Now I wanna marry you.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Yeah...get in line. I cook bacon, naked.

 

[Smootg103]

I'm not wearing any underwear.

Sweaty balls brah?